Maybe as page-3 girl?
Uh huh. If Perry gave Lois a page 3 story, she'd just find a way to turn it into a page one expose! /points at article on fruit fly spraying in Pheromone, My Lovely/
/points at
Wikipedia: Page 3 /
[Lol] Oh yeah. We all know how well that kept her out of trouble!
Perry wouldn’t know that beforehand.

Michael