Darth Michael: 
EW: (Neither Lois nor Clark appear in the scene).
ER: Ah, yes. I can see how such a scene could be considered TMI.
CLARK: I've read that scene and personally, I wouldn't want to be within hearing distance of it.
LOIS: Although, if either one of us were in that scene, wouldn't it have been much too much information?
RALPH: I wouldn't mind if you joined us?
LOIS:
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Really, NEVER going to happen.
His King’s dead, so he knows about how short life can be and the need to live it to the fullest.
Interesting theory. Perhaps. Alt-Perry lost his Lois, so that can't be said of him?
ER: [Not quite understanding Jimmy's hero worship of Luthor saving his job]
Then, again, Jimmy said the same thing about Lois. /I was trying to go with Jimmy's "Happy Days are Here Again" vibe from when Luthor announced he bought the DP in canon./
So, all she had to do was spread her legs to get control of the Planet?
LOIS: Actually, I didn't even have to do that.
Was this what Cat had been referring to? Lois selling her soul to save the Daily Planet from bankruptcy?
ER: [Now, understands what happened to Krypton]
From Clark's POV, which would make it easier for him to sleep at night: a) Lois agreed to marry Lex because she loved him, or b) Lois agreed to marry Lex only to save the DP?
LOIS: [uh-uh] I’d not even sacrifice myself to save Clark, so…
I don't know, she willingly married Baron Tempos to save Sir Charles.
So, he should not hold her hand during press conferences?
LOIS: He’d better not. I need them to take notes and ask questions.
Holding Lois's hand isn't the same type of skin-to-skin contact as giving her a massage.
He going to send Ralph to find out how and why Lex bought the Planet?
Crazier things have happened.
Wonder how that’s connected.
It's not.
If you define 'hooker' as someone willing to trade sex for stuff, then 'yes'.
CHRISTINE: Hey!
Oh, she’s the squeeze he got over at LNN.
CHRISTINE: Much better put. Thank you.
Huh, he’s dishing an actual old Lois story.
Just conversation.
/points at earlier part of the scene/
CHRISTINE: We're *not* in a alley.
Which also makes Lex Lois’s daddy.
LOIS: /razz/ Thanks, as if I wasn’t sick enough already.
Now, she does sound like a hooker. Well, actually…
CHRISTINE: No!
IRS: Well, she doesn't have any extra income claimed on her taxes...
I’m sure she does. Just, what’s that to do with what Ralph’s doing?
Maybe she could be reassigned to the food column?
PERRY: Some of us *want* the DP to succeed!
Illicit affair at the office?
CAT: Sounds like a Page 1 story to me.
LOIS: Ending in murder. Mine and Clark's.
CAT: Oh. That would be inconvenient.
So, special edition then?
LOIS: /knows who *wasn't* born with reporter's instinct and who was/
CLARK: What? 'Boss' is a common nickname.
Isn’t it funny, how someone would assume that a timetraveller would make his reappearance dependent on how quickly he solves a task?
Yes, one assumes that said time traveler would make an appearance earlier as opposed to later in said time line.
Metal blades can be cold.
HENDERSON: So are metal bars. Just saying...
No wonder he likes Lois.
/points at her chicken costume, complete with feathers on her rump/
CLARK: She wouldn't even let ME ruffle those feathers.
‘Lois Lane, you have failed this city’?
Ooops?
LOIS: Good thing I didn't get a job offer from Starling City News, then, huh.
Posting tonight.
