Thanks for your comments!
Katie123: This was so much fun...until the end.
Sorry...The whole diamonds/coal thing was just too good to pass up!
Now we need a sequel with an attractive scientist in love with Dr. Klein and his reaction to her increasingly less subtle hints.
I'm afraid that I'm not very good at WAFF... It would be fun to read it, though!
Although didn't he have that love interest in "Voices from the Past" (the particle physicist from MIT)?
IolantheAlias: That was just hilarious. I was laughing all the way through. You have Dr. Klein's POV just right.
Thanks!

I'm so glad it was funny!