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No, no. That's what he heard initially... He's currently trying to find a different meaning.
laugh doesn’t sound like he’s succeeded, yet.

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CLARK: Phew, it's so nice to hear that Tempus is still more ironic than I am.
LEX: He meant *me*! Oh, wait. Never mind. Superman, definitely Superman. Nobody would ever all ME a noob!
TEMPUS: Noob.
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quote:Because she’s got *two* X chromosomes.

EVE: Yes, that double standard started with me. Want to make something about it?
ADAM: Um... no, thanks, I mean, as long as you continue to dress in fig leaves.
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CLARK: I think Lois should try that one…

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Yes, but that goes against his 'do not kill creed'.
:rolleyes:

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GREEN ARROW: But *Luthor's* a BAD GUY and he's been a failure to Metropolis! /hands Superman an arrow/ Go right ahead, big guy.
BATMAN: - I'm really going to have to send his application over to the Avengers. So, they don't know they're getting our rejects, I'll change his name to Hawkeye.
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quote:Umm… shouldn’t he, you know, go the other way after hitting the rock?

You mean be bounced backwards?
[Linked Image]

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Possibly, but he might also be using his back jets to keep him in place.
CLARK: - Really shouldn't had eaten that bean burrito for lunch.
EW: [Peep]
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LOIS: Are you saying I shouldn't commit myself to a story?
/backs away slowly/ [Linked Image]

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LEX: Yes, he'd be having problems from the Luthor lawyers. Right, Bender.
BENDER: [Eek!] You want ME to confront a mad Superman?
laugh Plus, Bender’s now unemployed, so…

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CLARK: Yes, but in my defense, I didn't make you wear anything under the bubble wrap. [Big Grin]
laugh So, he first gets the fun of popping the bubbles when he unwraps her again, and then he gets for fun?

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quote:LOIS: Yep. I tried every trick in the book and he still wouldn’t sleep with me. /mad/

Journalistic pride.
Oh. My bad.

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quote:Like the ‘Property of Superman’ panties they sell at Sara’s Secret?

SUPERMAN: *Murray!* I didn't approve those!
Trying to set up an alibi?

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Actually, Lois admires SM in more of a Chipendale dancer sort of way.
LOIS: I do not! I admire his mind!
CAT: What color are his eyes?
LOIS: Um... uh... er.. I know this one... um...
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LOIS: [Linked Image] Radiant, vibrant Brown! Not a dull, insipid mud brown, like Clark’s.

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quote:“If we could fly and rock the blue suit the way he does, can you imagine how many hot babes we could score?” Jimbo asked with a grin.
RESPLENDENT MAN: Not as many as one would think.

You mean, because of the "babes" and the "scoring" talk?
laugh No, because Superman has performance issues.

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CAT: Tell me about it.
I don’t think what Cat and Phil had during that 48 hours in the copier room can be considered ‘one time’.

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