-- Continuation of response to John's FDK -- he avoided being a lunkhead.
See, you can teach an old Kryptonian new tricks.
CLARK: Who are you calling old?
Clark: Probably good that I didn't remind her it keeps me from having a full view of her purple underwear.
Lois: And to think I just put on my good lingerie for him. I didn't realize he couldn't use his full vision abilities with his classes. I guesse I might just have to make it so he can get the intended effect with normal vision.
So, are you saying that Lois wore her sexy lingerie and wandered around in her apartment, when she knew Lex was watching her every move? And, then, she went down her hall to throw out her trash without covering up?
“Pizza, cream soda, and chocolate cookies. You really know how to woo a woman.”
Hey, two out of three of those things would woo me!
On another note, did she just call cannoli "cookies"?
Yes. Aren't they basically a rolled cookie filled with frosting? (only better than that.)
Clark: I was kissing Wanda recently, I'm not sure if you would approve of her. She's a blonde.
Resisting threesome joke... resisting.
Lois: Oh, that's why he is being so nice. He is trying to make up for the offense of reading the Metropolis Star.
Okay.
Lois: Don't even try going there, big boy.
CLARK: Hey, you're the one who mentioned Lex.
Clark: Only the kind you haven't tasted yet.
Vanilla cream?
Lois: Oh, I've tasted it, just not told you fully about it.
Just not his?
LOIS: We're still talking cookies, right?
Lois: I'll have to tell you about what happned in the hospital another time.
CLARK: They serve canoli at the hospital?
Clark: We could do it without you using your mouth.
LOIS: Why would I want to waste a perfectly good canoli by sticking it in your ear?
