-- Continuation of Response to Darth Michael's FDK -- “It’s very romantic, really,” Herb hastened to reassure him.
LEX: [didn't think it was very romantic] HERB: Well, from a certain point of view.
Well…the victor usually does write the history books…
TEMPUS: What really happened: Lex Luthor found out that his bride and wife-to-be had repeated carnal knowledge with an upstart and he was so distraught over this breach of etiquette that he threw himself off the balcony of his palace.
Maybe he’s just more sneaky? Say, did he already meet the blonde ADA?
Nope.
So, this one’s out, then?
[Lois as Concubine]
[Clark also dons concubine wear]
LOIS: Now, let’s not be hasty…

I love that paragraph.
So, Clark should go into the arctic during a thunderstorm?

Well, okay. I hadn't thought about that.
CLARK: Why would I be going to the Arctic? Oh, right. I'm secretly dating Lois, a woman I can NEVER consummate my relationship with.
POLAR BEARS: Stay away from us!
EW:
