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There are almost no lies in Clark's back story.

I think "seemed to grow" would flow better.


I'm not sure she has.


It feels like there should be something between "as" and "they", such as "that", or "to mean".


As long as Mrs. Lane is alive, I think Lois will forgive him.


Technically he did, just not in a way she believed him.

Yea! More FDK!

Only in the world, but not in Metropolis.

How long does it take to build an underground lair for billionaire and no need for building inspectors?

At some point, Lois and Clark will talk.

Yes, I doubt he could tell "that's the way the other Clark wooed you" and have her understand.

Until they can fully move past this investigation, trust will be hard to come by for either of them.

Exactly.

Fixed.

I'm sure Lex projects an outward appearance of the loss of the Daily Planet as being painful one for him and his pocket book.

He basically implies the same in canon.

Nah. That'd be too easy.

So, they can't just take a homeless kid's word?

But there aren't many facts he can prove, either.

Thanks. Fixed.



Well, I fixed this, but probably not in the way you meant. LOL. Thanks.

LOIS: Clark, my mom's alive! How could you?!
CLARK:

Clark's been more honest that Lois knows, but not in a way he can prove or that she might appreciate.

Thanks for you comments.

I’ve just kind of managed to wrangle out of RL’s strangle hold. It’s a bit like with Clark in the Kryptonite cage. You know that there’s a beautiful things happening right around the corner, but you still find yourself unable to give it your full attention.
CLARK: *Beautiful*?
Yup, also, on a slightly unrelated note: Canon Lois was so overjoyed after the ceremony, she even kissed Lex square on the month. /things you discover while figuring out story banners/

See? That’s why he never stood a chance with Lois.
LOIS: I like smart studs.
CAT: Me, too!
CLARK:

Yup.



So…he’s going to have one eunich stripper soon?

So, by calling Clark Superman instead of Superwhimp they’re making sure that he’s not disrespected?

Also, funny how she did not object to stuffing herself with pizza.

Am not sure that reasoning works…

First burry him and when that not works, buy him a watch?


LOIS:

Not sure which scene that has been…



Madam? Clark likes to check out working girls ever since he realized that Lois is subbing as one?

LOIS: One Clark or many Lexes… One Clark or many Lexes

Awww… Just like with Lois. She also often disappears and then shows up again for no discernible reason.

Michael

Wow! Look at all this FDK! What a wonderful Mother's Day gift!
Yeah. Beautiful doesn't come to mind. /would cover up computer, but most recent parts are on other computer which I've been kicked off of so kids can play games, so nothing to cover up. Mom's day? Yeah, right. HA!/

Yes, I noticed that when I was re-watching HoL for /cough, cough/ research reasons. Made a note of it on the HoL discussion page and asked for explanation. Maybe she had decided to marry Lex since her friends showed up after all and just keep Clark on the side.

Now, I'm not THAT cruel to Clark, am I?

Why are you bouncing eyebrows at Lucy hiding from her crazy sister?

LOIS: What would be the point?
EW: /didn't notice the...uh... pun, until after it had been typed./

Well, Lois didn't name him Super Genius, but Superman, so intelligence wasn't included.
CLARK: Hey!
LOIS: What? Did you think I'd be looking at your brain in that outfit?

She's not stuffing herself with Pizza, because he only delivers it once a week.

She's too depressed for even chocolate?

LOIS: Yeah. /scoffs/ Good luck with that.
LEX: Clark doesn't like watches?
LOIS: Hates 'em.

Better than "Ice Queen" isn't it?
CAT: /nods/

The scene where Lois found out that Rat=Jack, Denny's older brother. I'll be sure to write out all the scenes in minute detail now, so you don't miss a single thing. Days in the story will now last months of posting parts, but on the plus side the story will never end.
EW: Wait. What?
LOIS: I think I've waited long enough for a Nfic scene, don't you think? Clark? Clark!
CLARK: No, I like the EW's idea. Details are important, no matter how long and delaying they are.

But that would require Clark to know where they are. He doesn't. He only knows the addresses of Lex's legit businesses.

LOL. I thought that was Clark.

It's nice to see that the moderators were just joking about the 10 quote maximum.

That’s right! Also, one should introduce a Writer’s Day, too!
LOIS: ‘Mother’s Day’? Is that some roundabout way of suggesting I’m preggers?

Your kids don’t even let you write on Mom’s Day so you can get some gratification from the boards?



You mean, you’re not turning Clark into a dumb oxen for kicks?

Because it sounds like a fun premise?



You know, if Clark said the same thing about Ultra Woman, he’d have to answer to Justice League’s HR for it.



Yeah, it just sounded kind of fun, was completely new, and showed off Lois’s galactically stupid deductive skills.

Lois will not get married to Lex before the end of the Internet!


Knows as in ‘officially knows’ huh?

No, Lois does, too. /points at the Pilot, Honeymoon, Phoenix, Lex Jr Arc, Wedding Argh,…/
CLARK: Shows up again for no discernible reason? I *find* her!

Indeed. Let’s not talk about it lest someone realizes that they wanted to change it.

Michael

Is that the one day a year we can write without being interrupted?

No.

Mother's Day. The one day a year where my hubby has to work spoiling *other* mommies, and my kids insist I have do whatever they want to do. Wait. How is this different than all the other days of the year, again? Oh, right, my kids also get to torture me with kindness and I get a bunch of cheap grocery store flowers from my hubby. /psst. he should have gone with the chocolates./ Yippy. Thankfully, it only comes once a year. Yep. I'm an ungrateful and bitter old hag. After 10 years of being "spoiled" like this, you would be too.

Well, I'm certainly not doing it for the money.

Maybe someone will pick up on that plot bunny. It's so sad when plot bunnies die covered with dust and swept up confused with those other bunnies.

CLARK: But she's my WIFE!

BATMAN: I don't write the bi-laws, Clark, I just enforce them.

Maybe the scene will magically make an appearance in the Archive version along with that missing scene with that slut from college when I clean everything up to send to LabRat.

LINDA: /cough, cough/ I believe you mean, me.

EW: That's the one!

LOIS: I'm not going to marry him anyway, before or after the end of that fad.

No, "knows" as in he's heard of their exact location.

SUPERMAN: Urban myths don't really count, because I need an actual street address to x-ray.

I believe ER meant that she disappeared for no discernible reason.

LOIS: Hello? Working on a story!

About what? Nothing of interest here. /waves hand/ These are not the FDK ramblings you're looking for.

On the plus side, this soooo sounds like a post-10th anniversary Lois. Only, would Clark ever risk flowers instead of chocolates?

It needs to be rescued and put in the habitat over here…
/rushes off/
So… all better now

Although, Lois the stripper is much more fun for certain people. She could do it to support herself in college. But during her first act, she gets to do the bachelor show for one Hack from Nowheresville who’s buddies have taken him to the Big City ™ for one last night on the town before he ties the knot. Of course, in the end Lois ends up doing a private dance for him (wouldn’t want to embarrass her completely, right?) and with a story and an intern’s job at the Planet.

So…no fraternization in the company? Which means Lois will move to a different company that also deals with super-charged beings?
LOIS: But…but…but…there’s only the crime syndicates left if it’s not the Justice League!
CLARK: Brrrruuuuuuuceeeeeeeee!
BRUCE: So what? Your better half’s a crook. They can be fun in the sack.
SELINA: Meow!

You will also link them on the boards, right?



Michael

Thanks, Michael. The greatest thing about Clark is that *I'm* in control of their relationship.

CLARK: Then why do *I* keep making all these lunkheadian mistakes?

Aren't you a sweetie. Although, I think it would work better as a running gag in a sitcom than a fan fic story.

NEXT UP ON THE CW Network: Smallville from the POV of Lois's little sister Lucy. Let's see what was going on with her while Lois was trying not to fall for a farm boy from the sticks with Super powers.

I bet I can find more people on this website who would pay money to see Clark strip than Lois. /Figurative bet not literal one./ Hmmmmmm. The plot bunnies are tangoing.

I'd read that too, but didn't Stardust by Caroline K. start something like that? (minus the stripper angle) /Those of you, who haven't read it: beware! Once you start, it's very, very difficult to stop./

Um... actually, I was thinking more of a slap on the wrist and another semi-annual harassment seminar.

If upon re-reading that section of the story, my muse is inspired I'll add in a Part 124-B for those of you on the boards.

Thank you for once more keeping me on my toes, plot wise at least.

Freudian situation? Chance to bond with Lois?



That could actually have been an interesting double-auction during the fundraiser Two auctions, only one story gets done, depending on which auction comes out ahead :p

Hmm…It’s possible I read this 5 years ago or so…

But that would mean Clark breaking the rules, repeatedly instead of just not handing over a handcuffed crook the authorities.
CROOK: He’d better not hand me over while I’m handcuffed, given my lack of apparel during such times.




Michael

CLARK: That works for me.

Rumors abide that there may be another round of auctions coming up. WE'LL have to volunteer. Of course, I'm only one part into my story for KK, so I have some catching up to do first.

It hasn't been *that* long since I answered your FDK. Oh, wait. My bad. Never mind.
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Since we were discussing punishment for dating UW while they were both in The League, my guess is if she were handcuffed, Batman would be the loser should it be suggested that she be handed over to him.

BM: Some things I *don't* want to know about.

ANOTHER LOIS: *One* “PART*! What’s the EW worries about?



Because UW wouldn’t take too kindly to him for expecting a naked, cuffed UW to be handed to him?
UW: First, Batman. Then Superman.
SUPERMAN:

Michael

It's been passed along to KK, all three parts of it. Hopefully, I'll post it here on the boards during my WC hiatus (office cleaning / painting / prepping first Section of WC for Archives break) later this summer.

Only if Superman was stupid enough to hand her over to Batman, while she's handcuffed.

Also, are you thinking later in August or more like September?

SUPERMAN: He *dared* me to!

Michael

It's looking closer to September (since that's next week). I really thought I'd have this section done already. I even anticipated posting an extra part this week, being so close, but then my muse went wild last night. /sighs/ Now, I'm going to be firm and move this idea until later, which means editing to move the plot forward. This has been my life all summer:

EW: 2 more parts, then we can move the plot forward towards the "talk".
MUSE: what about this idea? /bats eyelashes/
EW: /caving/ okay, but two more parts after that and then we...
MUSE: /coyly nibbles on chocolate/ Okay, but after we do this first.
EW: But I'm ready to move on.
MUSE: I know, but you need to tie up all these dangling threads. You could do this...
EW: /after ties knots for a week/ How about now?
MUSE: You know what would be fun...?
EW: /pulls hair out, screaming, yelling, and running around/ Yeah, you're right. That would be fun. I'll add that in, but then we need to...
MUSE: /bats eyelashes again with big grin/
EW: My apologies to my readers. My Muse doesn't know how to let go.

ULTRA WOMAN: Like I *dared* you to put me in handcuffs?
SUPERMAN: Ummm... Is that a call for help?
UW: No.
SUPERMAN: No, no. I distinctly heard a call for help.
UW: It doesn't count if you're the one doing the screaming.

/interprets this as Muse convincing EW that Lois and Clark deserve some /

Oh no! Apparently, EW prefers some and then maybe some

And result in many new FDKs?

Why does she sound like the left one in your avatar and EW like the right one?

Although, I think I read that one before

Michael

Not at all. Just some detailed Superman interruptus, but I won't get into the particulars (since I'm saving it for later on). Now, what I've been writing all week will probably end up in my deleted scenes folder because of its Nfic-ness. /Sometimes writing from the POV or head of one of my characters isn't a good thing/ (sits back to be entertained as Michael completely misinterprets what this scene was to be about.)

CLARK: How does that smilie look anything like playful?
EW:
CLARK: Well, I guess it could be if Lois had the key to the cuffs, but still...

One is always hopeful.

You mean I let my muse walk all over me and give in 9 times out of 10? I have no idea to what you could be referring?

A good joke is always worth a repeat visit.

He’s not sure about being at Lois’s mercy?



Like the Clone/Deter-ARGH?

Michael

Yep. That was the misinterpretation I expected.

CLARK:

No. And not funny.