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Yeah, I never capitalized than anyway. It’s more a matter of hitting the shift-key too early



Yeah, she was not pleased. Superman, the fastest stud alive.

LEX:

|This is like with the dog and the homework, isn’t it?



Michael

John: Aren't you a sweetie for coming in and complaining about Lex... er... commenting?

CARLOS:

You mean canon Lois or this alt-canon Lois? Yes. Is it fate or are they trying to build on the memory of love with someone else? /And, here, you thought this was just Soap Opera drivel, not something deeper. /

When you only have the experience of how one person treated you, you tend to look at life through that prism.

Maaaayyyybbbeeee. Or maybe Lana wanted a doormat.

Or maybe Lois doesn't want a doormat.

CLARK: Now, she tells me.

So, if Clark started doing heroic things in tights, Lana might have accepted his abilities better?... because of the package?

Maybe Lana HAD risked her life for Clark and he just didn't know it?

Because she knew the truth about him and didn't go running into the hills (or to the govn't) screaming like her pants were on fire. In Clark's experience, people like that were very rare.

Lois and Clark are professionals. They can handle seeing each other without ducking into the stairwell for a quickie.

CLARK:

LOIS: We are? Darn!

Again, this was Clark's POV, so it's his interpretation of her expression. It's possible she was completely riveted to whatever Lex was drolling on about.

Yep.

I noticed this too, when I was re-reading it to see your comment.

CLARK: But that's only telling Lois half of the truth.

Canon LOIS: /nudges her husband/ Did you hear that, Clark? John says I'm refined.

CANON CLARK: So, he hasn't watch the last two seasons recently?

Phew. No. I didn't go there in this story.

*** Continuation of Response to John's FDK ***

Trust is something that is built on experience. Lana wasn't the only one not to trust Clark. Lois also lied to him about what she was doing with Lex. (i.e. investigating him as opposed to dating him.)

LOIS: Oh, no. We'll be consummating this relationship LONG before we ever decide to walk down the aisle.

CLARK: Oh?

But does Peter deserved to be saved?

CAT: Duh! Yes! He maybe scum, but he's my brother.

Nerds everywhere celebrate.

CAT: Doesn't matter what he calls her. He still only has a one track mind.

It's a good thing nobody is really like this in real life.

CLARK: Sure. Totally. Whatever you say, John.

So, Clark isn't allowed to admire other beautiful women? Only Lois?

LOIS: Exactly.

CLARK: That... um... doesn't seem very realistic.

It's not see through, just really... um... low cut.

Thanks. Hmmmmm. Maybe I should get Lois and Clark together to banter more often.

CLARK: You can *touch* real.

LOIS: /Slaps his hand away/ Who says that?

CLARK: Ooooops. Was that out loud?

He has a fast brain.

LOIS: That better be all.

Lo... er... Wanda!

I'm glad it grew better with age.

Darn typing class which made those things second nature.

LOIS:


No! I really did reply to those comments, originally. I pride myself on responding to my readers... I'm sure sometimes, they wished I spent the time working on my instead, but still I always feel bad if I miss responding to someone's comment.

So, Clark didn’t try to x-ray her and accidently set them on fire?
LOIS /pats out burn spot/: See? My Clarkie got no passion for that blonde hick.

Hard up much, our little tornado?

Actually…in German every second word’s capitalized and I so love writing in English. There’s not any kind of connection between the two. Anyhow, no, the problem is that the next character ( : ) needed the shift key and the left pinky was a bit faster than the right ring finger. I’m sure Lois knows that problem.

It’s really pest and cholera, isn’t it? New story or new laughs.

Michael

LANA: Then, why did he sleep with me and not you?

LOIS: EXACTLY! With me, he's too busy to sleep.

CLARK:

Well, this is the THIRD time she's lived this life without much action from Clark...

LOIS: Yeah! I want me some action.

Patience. Patience.

LOIS: /scoffing/ Can you believe her?

CLARK: You know, minha, I think she might have a valid...

LOIS: Go blow it out your ear.

I'm always in awe of anyone who can translate German live (especially politics) being that verb usually doesn't appear until the last word of the sentence.

This one, so we'd be further along in a much more timely fashion, of course.

LOIS: Hey!





Hmm…I think that’s only with passive sentences. Although, I have no idea if they’re using a lot of passive during speeches.
POLITICIAN: What do you mean by ‘I’m passive’?

Michael

CLARK: But she hasn't slept with me, so....

LOIS:

Nah. That's *our* politicians. Mein Deutsch ist sehr rusty.

Pregnancy brain, huh?

Michael