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"No! Not my goldish!" Lois "Your choice," said Bobby, munching . . . Okay, we have a gap in the narrative here. So, just to cap it off: "No! Not my goldfish!" Lois gasped. "Your choice," said Bobby, munching...  LabRat 
Athos: If you'd told us what you were doing, we might have been able to plan this properly.
Aramis: Yes, sorry.
Athos: No, no, by all means, let's keep things suicidal.
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cheese, hungrily eyeing the goldfish.
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The story so far:
--version 1--
Lois Lane drove her jeep over the steep cliff. SPLAT!
--version 2--
Lois Lane drove her jeep past The Daily Planet building, directly into Suicide Slum. There was Bobby Bigmouth eating a burrito with slaw and a pizza on the other hand.
"No extra capsicums!!! Lois, you really should have that THING checked out. You never know how much you need capsicums," Bobby said as he watched her staring at her watch, wondering how long it would be until Clark came to bring more food for Bobby.
At that moment, far above the city, there was a "whoosh!" and a sonic boom.
A few seconds later, Clark showed up holding a bag of Swiss chocolates causing Lois to grab the bag and reach inside. She then found what appeared to be ten pounds of swiss cheese, she tossed the bag to Bobby who eagarly ate more cheese along with the swiss chocolate.
"Now tell me, Bobby, what did you want to see us about?" Lois asked curiously.
"Well, it's kinda complicated, but I heard Intergang want your goldfish dead before tomorrow or they will kill the ficus."
"Nuts", said Clark. "Whatta ficus!"
"No! Not my goldfish!" Lois gasped.
"Your choice," said Bobby, munching cheese, hungrily eyeing the goldfish.
"They wouldn't really kill the ficus, would they? I mean..."
"Lois, You kill the ficus
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and that's me:
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every time you don't water
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What we've got here is failure to communicate...
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it"...seeing Lois' look Clark...
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[WHOOPS!  Sorry, my bad! Thanks for the fix, Labby!] . . . turned back to Bobby, "Why . . .
Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly.
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would they want my fish?"
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South Africa or something. But
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maybe they were hungry for
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goldfish stew," Bobbie muttered, mouth
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watering.
Clark decided to change
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keep eating all that food...
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"Nah, I'm not" Bobby replied.
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"Speak for yourself Bobby" Lois
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