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WANDA’S SECOND DRABBLE! by Wanda Detroit __________________________ “Clark, help! I’m dying!” Lois screamed. “You’re not dying, honey. You’ve just been in labor for twelve hours.” Lois frowned. “That’s the same as dying.” Clark compassionately mopped his wife’s brow, and gave her hand an encouraging squeeze. “You’re almost there, Lois,” announced the doctor. “Did you hear that, Lois? You’re almost there...” “Clark, I’m in labor, I’m not DEAF!” Another contraction came. “Push!” yelled the doctor. “Breathe!” yelled Clark. Lois pushed; her death-grip on Clark’s hand surely would have broken a few fingers, had he not been invulnerable. And then, a loud cry could be heard. “Congratulations! It’s a...” ***Sorry, FoLCs, I ran outta words! Happy Belated April Fool’s!*** -Wanda 
"He's a man. I'm a woman. Do you want me to draw you a diagram?" -Lois Lane, I've Got a Crush on You.
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LOL Wanda! Okay, here's another; this one's a challenge to myself.  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~The bullet struck. He staggered. Clasped his hand to his chest. Fell. Lois’s scream reverberated in his ears. He couldn’t look at her, couldn’t comfort her - he could only... Die. She stared. Gasped. Sobbed. Pain gripped her heart and choked, refusing to let go. Clark. Dead. How...? Why...? She turned on Barrow. “Murderer!” One kick, and the gun flew from his hand. The crowd dispersed. The gangsters fled. She was left alone - with Clark. Clark’s dead body. On her knees, she cried, her tears soaking his face. His hand gripped hers. “I’m alive.” And he opened his shirt. Wendy 
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LOL!!!! Guys, this are all great. I need a clue,though, Wendy... I just can't remember the name of the ep you just rewrote:D... You'd never tried this one, had you? :p (Btw, I really enjoyed it... saved us lots of angst ) Cris
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I didn't intend to do this, but it came up, so... Here goes nothing
BABBLE DRABBLE
“No, wait, Clark, don't interrupt me. Those crazy FoLCs have given me 100 words to pour my heart out so just... shut up! See? I just wasted over 20, thanks a lot, Farmboy. I don't know which of you has a higher ability to get on my nerves... Your excuses are exasperating all right, but what about their stupid ideas? I mean, 100 words? Heck, they know I could easily get on a 30 minute long ramble and still not say what I want to say... Not that my babbling is their fault, but... Oh, well... Clark, I love you.”
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LOL at Wanda, Cristina and Wendy's fdk drabbles.   at Wendy's TOGOM. How sweet! Keep them coming! AnnaBtG. 
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Speechless from laughing and sniffling! 
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Yay, more drabbles! Tricia 
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An Acrostic Drabble Do you think you could do me a favor, Superman? Really, Lois, you don’t even need to ask. What do you want? All right, I need you to fly me to Beijing. Beijing? Bear with me. You see, next Friday is Clark’s... Lois! Wait! Before you say another word... Every time I buy Clark a gift, he always figures out what it is. I swear, Superman, sometimes I think that man has super powers just like you! That’s why I need you to fly me to Beijing to buy him authentic Chinese tea. This year, I’m determined to surprise him! === EDITED by Vicki to take out her previous comment, since no one who reads it will know what she is talking about. PS - anyone know where I can get a good spell-check program?
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LOL Vicki!! I like it - very clever!  And another one: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ “Clark?” “Yes?” “You noticed a pattern with those latest anonymous scoops we’ve been getting?” “You too, huh?” “Yeah. I wouldn’t have spotted it if there hadn’t been so many of them - but there it was all along, staring us in the face. All I had to do was -” He grinned. “Don’t smirk, Clark! Just because I have to use technology while all you have to do is...” “Does it matter? Now we’ve tracked down the source?” “Guess not. Now all we have to do is find them.” “The FoLCs? lcfanficmbs.com, last I checked.” “100-word emails. What a giveaway!” ~~~~~~~~~~ Wendy
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This is a lot of fun! Thanks for the drabble's so far, they really cheered me up today! Here's another attempt from me... written for my good friend Sara who keeps nagging me about her husband... ***** DrabbLex “Lois?” “Yes?” “Will you marry me?” “What?” “I said, will you marry me?” “No, I will not, Lex!” “What? No one turns Lex Luthor down! You’ll pay for this!” “Lex? NO! Put that gun down!” “Sorry, Lois, you just shouldn’t have said no to me.” “Help! Su -” Bang! Whoosh! Crash! “Thank you, Superman! I’m glad you were around to save me from Lex. He had lost his mind. Who shoots inside a plane? Do you think the crash killed him?” “I think so, there’s not much change he survived it. Do you think I should prevent LexCorp from collapsing?” ***** Saskia
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lol, these are great! Lynn, being a mad Buffy/Angel fan I especially love yours! BTW She has to pick Angel
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My but you guys are inventive! Bravo! LabRat
Athos: If you'd told us what you were doing, we might have been able to plan this properly.
Aramis: Yes, sorry.
Athos: No, no, by all means, let's keep things suicidal.
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You guys are terrific! Vicki, hehe Wendy, yay! That's us! Saskia, LOL! Keep'em up! See ya, AnnaBtG.
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These are great guys!! I liked them all. Wonderful job everyone!!! It looked like a lot of fun, so I thought I'd give it a try. Caryn (whose probably going to get the wrath of Tank for this!) ~~~~ Drabble of Hair “Clark?” Yeah, Honey?” “Do you think I should grow my hair back out?” “Lois, what’s this all about?” “I was thinking that I’ve had it short for too long now and I kind of miss the longer style.” “Lois, you know I’d love you no matter what your hair looks like.” “I know, but do you ever miss the longer locks?” “Sometimes, I always found it very sexy when you would lean over me and your hair fell down around your face.” “Okay that settles it, no more hair cuts.” “My Baby's back!” “I could always wear a wig tonite.”
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LOL Caryn!  - Vicki
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Bad Caryn, shame on you.
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Ya think, Tank? “Tank?” “Yes?” “You know this obsession you have with my hair?” “It’s not an obsession! I just happen to know beyond any doubt that you look your most beautiful when your hair is... SHORT!” “Yes, but when you first met me I had long hair.” “Yess...” “And you always told me you fell in love with me the moment you saw me.” “Uhh...” “So were you lying all those years?” “No! You know I love you, Lois. The hair... it’s just the finishing touch, you know?” “Okay, deal. You want me to cut my hair, YOU CUT OFF YOUR BEARD!” Wendy (BTW, great job, Caryn! )
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These are hilarious!! Wendy - you'd better buckle up because this is heading in the direction of a Tank/Wendy challenge in all-Drabble format.
In fact...
Really, everyone, I've just loved all of these. So much talent compacted into a tight, little space <g>.
Lynn
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Sorry Tank but I just can't appologize for my Drabble of Hair. And Wendy thanks for the back-up! That was another good one! Caryn
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QUOTE]Originally posted by lynnm: Wendy - you'd better buckle up because this is heading in the direction of a Tank/Wendy challenge in all-Drabble format.
[/QUOTE] That's it, Tank and Wendy..... You have 50 words each. Who's going first? -Wanda
"He's a man. I'm a woman. Do you want me to draw you a diagram?" -Lois Lane, I've Got a Crush on You.
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