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"Oh, Clark," she laughed. "Wait a sec... If you're wearing Superman's costume..."
"Yes...?" he asked hesitantly.
"That means it does come off! Hey, do you think he's up there right now, flying around without it?"  Hysterical! Jen
"Meg...who let you back in the house?" -Family Guy
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LOL!!! Citizen's arrest! Classic lame lines from Clark. I loved it, Paul! Great fun! --Wanda :p
"He's a man. I'm a woman. Do you want me to draw you a diagram?" -Lois Lane, I've Got a Crush on You.
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  Very funny, Paul! Do you have more like this for us? Saskia
I tawt I taw a puddy cat!
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Oh, my God! This was hysterical!! You had me ROTFLOLling like crazy!! Keep writing! AnnaBtG.
What we've got here is failure to communicate...
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Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly.
- Under the Tuscan Sun
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Paul ROTFL!  Tricia 
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"Practice up your shielding spells...and remember to duck if you see green light coming your way." Harry Potter to Wizengamot in OotP trial A Bad Week in the Wizengamot
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ROTFLMAO very funny! laura
Clark: “If we can be born in an instant, and die in an instant, why can’t we fall in love in an instant?”
Caroline's "Stardust"
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Paul!!! Especially when Clark is getting shot at. 'Ow, quit it!' Sara
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Methos: "I'm easily amused."
(Indiscretions - Highlander: The Series)
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