You know the drill,
Write a fic that contains as many of the following as possible:
1. An unusual pet trick
2. Clark impersonates one of the Marx brothers
3. A really wacky, off-the-wall porn title
4. A strange (but G-rated) use for cottage cheese
5. A FoLC cameo
6. A Dr. Suess reference
7. Jimmy says "The duck flies at midnight."
8. A potato
9. A person in a toga
10. Either a Tank Ending or an ending where everyone bursts into song.
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Oh, by the way; while I'm posting, I might as well warn everyone that I might not post as much. You know; school coming up and all. Plus, my friends and I are working on this project--- but never mind.