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I was going to wait for the ultra-mega-blah, blah, blah challenge to be over before posting this, but I figured "What the heck!" So Here's the deal: Write a fic that contains 1. A crib 2. A stuffed animal 3. A bottle of formula 4. A rattle 5. A bib 6. Mashed peas 7. A mobile 8. Barney the Dinosaur Sounds sickeningly easy, doesn't it?  Well, here's the catch: The story can *NOT* have anything to do with babies, children, or pregnancy. Well? Anyone up to it? 
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Ooo, interesting, Mary! Sounds pretty cool!
But... I still haven't finished working out my plan for your last challenge, and now you're distracting me (and Timmy) with a new one??
Paul
When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.
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I considered it. But writing about that purple freak is a violation of all I hold meaningful in this life. 
Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly.
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When you say no babies could it be an adult in the body of a baby?  If so, I just had a great thought.
~ It was because she'd been speechless. Her. Lois Lane.
Supreme Babbler. Had been speechless. ~
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What's a bottle of formula?
Thank you,
AnnaBtG.
What we've got here is failure to communicate...
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Hey Mary. You know I love your challenges but this time I'll pass. I know none of the words in the list and if they are not to be what they are meant to be... I have no idea about this one... Well, but give me a break. I made two from the mega MDL. (Who's thinking about giving a break on the MLTVs to finally dedicate herself to the epic. Hahaha as if :rolleyes: )
"Work while you have the light. You are responsible for the talent that has been entrusted to you."
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Originally posted by Anna B. the Greek:
What's a bottle of formula?
Thank you,
AnnaBtG. ![[Linked Image]](http://www.babycentre.co.uk/images/m/BCUK/bottle%20of%20formula.jpg)
Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly.
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Thanks, Rivka!
See ya,
AnnaBtG.
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Ain't Google great? 
Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly.
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