Great job, Mary!
Hey, I'm a senator!
I love the llama mascott, and seeing it come up again at the DP was an unexpected surprise!
Oh, and nice little interjection about the singular "grocery."
Very nice work with the snowflakes.
"She flipped the box around so she could pretend she was eating a normal, adult, llama-free cereal..."
Love that line.
Also love the image presented by this: "Superman rescuing an Elvis full of Penguins in midair would be an interesting enough story to hold off Perry until she could get a *real* scoop."
There had to be a logical, perfectly sane reason for this, and she would ask Perry about it when she got inside.
Then she would kill him.
The cake was great!! Especially since the thought I'd had when I wrote that item was Lois presenting Clark with a cake that said "CK = SM"
I think I missed the songbird, though (unless you count quacking penguins, and, last I checked, penguins don't actually quack) and the person in spandex. Admittedly, I did say "as many as possible..."
Anyway, great story! Very random, but then, it had to be, didn't it?
Thanks!!
Paul