Lois & Clark Forums Forums Fan Fiction Fanfic Challenge 5 word fic

the water below. Then Superman

winced as Jimmy wailed, "My

>She was interrupted by the the whoosh of Superman's
>cape as he flew away into the bay, freeing Jimmy
>from Lois's grip and letting him start massaging
>his toes. Superman laughed and drew Lois closer,
>losing his grip on Jimmy and letting him fall to
>the water below. Then Superman winced as Jimmy
>wailed, "My
,ubuub, ubuub," and sank rapidly

into the dark, deep depths.



LabRat

Cat mused, "So Superman isn't


Sorry for treating "isn't" as a single word. I've read someplace that sometimes it is treated as such.

Ann

>Cat mused, "So Superman isn't
lusting over Lois, Yeah Right

! The man has no taste

>She was interrupted by the the whoosh of
>Superman's
>cape as he flew away into the bay, freeing Jimmy
>from Lois's grip and letting him start massaging
>his toes. Superman laughed and drew Lois closer,
>losing his grip on Jimmy and letting him fall to
>the water below. Then Superman winced as Jimmy
>wailed, "My
> ,ubuub, ubuub," and sank rapidly
> into the dark, deep depths.
> Cat mused, "So Superman isn't
> lusting over Lois, Yeah Right
> ! The man has no taste
Jimmy sighed and began swimming

ashore, while Superman and Lois

started making out heavily in


(I couldn't resist!!!)

Ann

the clouds. A passing plane

> Cat mused, "So Superman isn't
> lusting over Lois, Yeah Right
> ! The man has no taste
> Jimmy sighed and began swimming
> ashore, while Superman and Lois
> started making out heavily in
> the clouds. A passing plane
was ignored as their passion

quickly started to rise. Cat

shouted, "Superman! Hey! I'm a

> Cat mused, "So Superman isn't
> lusting over Lois, Yeah Right
> ! The man has no taste
> Jimmy sighed and began swimming
> ashore, while Superman and Lois
> started making out heavily in
> the clouds. A passing plane
> was ignored as their passion
> quickly started to rise. Cat
> shouted, "Superman! Hey! I'm a
more experienced and better lover

So time for a full recap
=================================================
Lex Luthor smiled as he filled Cat's glass with champagne and explained his plan to host the White Orchid Ball.

Suddenly, Cat pulled a gun and pointed it at him.

Lex looked at Cat with more admiration than fear. "You don't seriously think that I would let you shoot me. Yes... you will think that? You are sadly mistaken, Miss 'I'm Too Sexy For My--'"

He broke off abruptly as Cat retrieved a silencer from Asabi, then shot Lex dead saying, "Now I am the one in charge, Mr. Luthor."

Cat grinned and bent down to clean up any evidance and noticed a folded paper sticking to the bloodied pocket of Luthor's custom-made silk jacket. "Well, what do we have here," she said as she took the paper out of the pocket. She unfolded it and met Asabi's eyes. "Darling, it's time to die..." she said, pointing the gun at the startled guru.

"Wait!" he cried. "What of our deal?"

Cat smiled sweetly at him. "Oh, my dear Asabi, it turned obsolete when I found how close you and Lex were. Do you really think I am going to forget that night when you were both outside in the grass and saw as you told him how badly you wanted to kiss him. I will never forget you, Asabi, but you know what they say... 'Hell hath no wrath like the Cat you tried declawing.'"

*Bang!*

The shot startled both and Cat slowly sank to hear Asabi's dying words. "Clark Kent is---" but then he passed into the great beyond. But before he did he grabbed Cat's gun and pulled the trigger, BANG!

Cat fell startled, but unhit. Standing up, Cat decided that it was time to send Clark a box of chocolates. Who knew? Maybe he'd finally say yes.

Making up her mind, Cat first arranged Asabi's dead body then went to the balcony. Looking over the rail, she saw Superman speeding by the building, holding Lois Lane in one arm and Jimmy with the toes of his left foot (Jimmy's foot, not Superman's). Cat stared. "Why is Clark towing Jimmy by the toes?"

Then Cat saw that Jimmy was clutching a beat-up laptop. She was immediately suspicious that he was writing about her and her illicit affair with the President. She waved cheerfully at them, shouting, "Hey, Superman! Look over here! I need your gorgeously sculpted body to celebrate Luthor's death and clean off his blood from my ..."

She was interrupted by the the whoosh of Superman's cape as he flew away into the bay, freeing Jimmy from Lois's grip and letting him start massaging his toes. Superman laughed and drew Lois closer, losing his grip on Jimmy and letting him fall to the water below. Then Superman winced as Jimmy wailed, "My,ubuub, ubuub," and sank rapidly into the dark, deep depths.

Cat mused, "So Superman isn't lusting over Lois, Yeah Right! The man has no taste Jimmy sighed and began swimming ashore, while Superman and Lois started making out heavily in the clouds. A passing plane was ignored as their passion quickly started to rise.

Cat shouted, "Superman! Hey! I'm a more experienced and better lover
====================================

." Superman scoffed and resumed kissing

Lois but suddenly he stopped

when he saw a policeman


Ann

leading Cat away in handcuffs.