Not completely on topic, but
I can't think of anything sill for Clark. Hmmm.... How about Peter Parker? How about Abraham Lincoln Kent? Or Benjamin Franklin Kent? Benedict Arnold Kent?
reminded me of a patient I knew once - he went by Lee. He'd come in, ask for his rx under the name of Lee ______ (whatever the last name was). We'd greet him as Lee, too: "Hi, Lee, got one to pick up?" Along those lines, anyway.
One day, he came in with a new rx from a hospital, and it had been card-o-plated with his name. (They take the raised-letter ID card issued by some hospitals when you go to the ER and lay it in a machine, lay the blank rx form on top, and run the lever-thingy back and forth once in each direction over it. It imprints the patient's ID number and name on the rx blank.)
The name was General Lee __________ and I (clueless - newly moved from a more metropolitan area to a rural one) said, "Oh, Lee, I didn't know you were in the military." And he rolled his eyes and said, "I wasn't. My grandfather was from the south and was allowed to name me and my brother. I'm "General Lee ________" and my brother is "George Washington ________". I go by "Lee" and he goes by "George".
And re Baby's Named a Bad, Bad Thing -
I first discovered that site in 2001, I think. I can never decide, reading it, which is funnier - the actual posts the woman collects or the comments she adds to them.
Thanks for reminding me of such a funny site. I recommended it once to a guy who collects "weird sites" - for that, translate to weird OR funny - he had a lot of both. About a week after I sent him the link, he emailed me to say that his wife, who never, ever, EVER (according to him) read any of the sites he'd get for his collection, had heard him laughing and almost falling off his chair, and had come and sat down and read the entire site, start to finish, in one night. Or close to.
Anyway... so, Queen of the Capes - from a fan of your short little funny takes on things... you gonna take up your own challenge?
'Toc
