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Tank, That was classic! Loved the jab at Jimmy. LOL! A great take on one of my favorite scenes!  --Wanda *hanging her head in shame for contributing to the overabundance of WAFFS* Detroit
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ROTFL. You're nicer than me. I would have left her buried.  JD
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LOL Tank, I expected you to kill Lois or at least have her hair caught and chopped off in one of the machines at the sewer plant. Cute story. Laura
Clark: “If we can be born in an instant, and die in an instant, why can’t we fall in love in an instant?”
Caroline's "Stardust"
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 Whew, thank god you let her live.  ~Julia (who's obviously not used to Tank's evil vignettes, yet)
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The real question is whether she'll let Clark live. I think this needs a sequel! 
Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly.
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Of course she's going to need a really short haircut now Tank because that hair must really stink!
SEQUEL!
Hey that wasn't all THAT evil....all that mushy waffy stuff is wearing you down!
Chris
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Hi, Clark let a small sigh of relief escape. "You mean she's okay? She's not..."
Perry glared, knowingly at Clark. "Dead? No, Lois isn't dead, but Henderson says she smells awfully bad." 
Maria D. Ferdez.
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Tank, you call that ? Here I was, totally expecting you had killed Lois or were at least ready to move her to Minnesota. Yet here we are, with Lois still alive and kicking in Metropolis. There wasn't even a hair cut and Jimmy still lives... What happened to you?  Saskia 
I tawt I taw a puddy cat!
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 PS: The return of the EVIL vignette Evil? Where? When? Oh, this SOFTY vignette, you mean?
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Nice! Although I'd expected a bigger dose of evilness. Surely you can write a more evil sequel? AnnaBtG.
What we've got here is failure to communicate...
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"Practice up your shielding spells...and remember to duck if you see green light coming your way." Harry Potter to Wizengamot in OotP trial A Bad Week in the Wizengamot
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Yep I'm with everybody on this on the sequel. Clark is sooooo DEAD.
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Great Vignette, Tank, but where is the sequel. It is just calling out for one.
Boy, thats going to be one dead Clark when Lois gets her hands on him.
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Okay, I admit it. The original ending of the first draft was a tad bit different.
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Both Clark and Jimmy gasped. Perry shook his head sadly. "Lost my best reporter, and I don't even know why."
"What do you mean, Chief? How is she?" Clark asked in a meek voice.
The Chief cocked his brow. "How is she? How do you think she is? She's dead."
"Ooops."
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But at the last minute I thought that having Lois perish from Clark's 'prank' just a bit too predictible and clique, so I changed it at the last minute. Unfortunately I forgot to amend Perry's comment about losing his best reporter.
Oh well, even the best intentions...
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Tank This is hilarious. Thanks for sharing this fun vignette. I'm looking forward to the sequel. Tricia 
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Your getting soft in your retirement, Tank. Just proves the point that you need to truly give up and get back into the game as your skills are getting rusty. I just can't believe that you are developing a conscious  !!! James
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