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Hi, You are  Clark hung his head. "By the time I realized, it was too late..."
Jonathan winced. "So, it was..."
"Yeah. Explosive decompression."
Martha went up to hug him, but stopped short because of all the blood. "Oh, honey. Whare are you going to do?"  MAF 
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ROTFL. So evil. JD
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BWAHAHAHAHA! ![[Linked Image]](http://www.hatrack.com/ubb/forum/graemlins/evillaugh.gif)
Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly.
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Athos: If you'd told us what you were doing, we might have been able to plan this properly.
Aramis: Yes, sorry.
Athos: No, no, by all means, let's keep things suicidal.
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LOL! I love it. I alway thought about stuff like that but you put it **wonderfully**!!!
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EWWWWWW! icky icky icky Well done! TEEEEEEJ
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And all the more brilliant for the title, Paul!
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ROTFLOL! Nice, Paul! Keep them coming, AnnaBtG.
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Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!!!! 
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EEWW, poor Lois!!! Very funny and very evil  I like it. ~Julia 
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Wow, that went over better than expected. Thanks for all the laughs and kind words. I'm glad you enjoyed. Since so many of you did like it, perhaps I actually will send this one to the archive. Thanks everyone. Paul
When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.
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