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Mouserocks, you make my Lex Luthor seem positively beatific! I agree with Virginia. Poor Clark.  Well done!  Joy, Lynn
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Mouserocks: <strong>Haha, no, sorry to say. Being evil brings a smile to my face. 
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Mouserocks: Haha, no, sorry to say. Being evil brings a smile to my face. Me too.
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Mouserocks: <strong>Haha, no, sorry to say. Being evil brings a smile to my face. I also enjoy a bit of evilness. 81. Superman rushes off to stop Nightfall. Unfortunately the collision not only gives him amnesia, it also sends him spinning off into space. He winds up on a desolate planet all alone and never remembers who he is. 82. Same as above, only he forgets that he can only hold his breath in space for so long and ultimately suffocates.
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83. Clark loses the case and Calvin wins in Whine, Whine, Whine, opening the floodgates for more lawsuits. Clark is forced to retire the Superman persona.
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84. Clark gets a hold of this list and dies of shock at the realization of just how vulnerable he really is.
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Clark goes to New Krypton with Zara:
85) He contracts some Kryptonian disease and dies because he hasn't developed antibodies against Kryptonian diseases.
86) He dies fighting in the civil war.
87) The Kryptonians don't allow Clark to return to Earth. He tries to scape in a spaceship but it is slow and takes centuries to cross the space. By the time the spaceship reaches Earth Clark is already dead.
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Originally posted by Lynn S. M.:
84. Clark gets a hold of this list and dies of shock at the realization of just how vulnerable he really is.  88. Clark reads some of the fanfic on the Nfic boards and dies of embarrassment. Especially after Lois starts reading it aloud at bedtime and critiquing his techniques and comparing it to his actual moves.
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89. After losing his powers in "Ultra Woman," Clark fails to escape the jury-rigged electric chair that he was strapped to.
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90: The combined momentum of the physicists spinning in their graves because of all the laws of physics Clark breaks slows the Earth's rotation so much that it become uninhabitable. Clark can't fly through space unaided long enough to reach another habitable world...
As we near the end, could I suggest that the original poster tidies this up and posts it to the archive as a story with suitable credits to contributors, and the duplicate entries etc. edited out.
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Smart, Marcus! I'll get on that... Looking through the list, we seem to have done pretty well for ourselves. One duplicate that we seem to have looked over- #27 and #86 seem to be pretty much the same, IMO. So if Ultra Woman or anyone else would like to propse an alternate solution to kill Superman, keep that in mind!  Almost there!
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How about to replace the duplicate - Clark goes to NK. One night while he is asleep and vulnerable, Zara (really in cahoots with Nor) stabs him through the heart.
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Good! DC's replacement works well. #86 is now off the table. Last ten!
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91: Clark does something to make Batman decide that he is a danger to humanity. Batman gets rid of him. How? Well... he's Batman...
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92. After Woody Samms steals Clark's/Superman's body in IGYUMS, the body starts to become vulnerable due to the wrong soul and dies when Woody Superman gets blown up in the warehouse fire. Clark - now permanently stuck in Woody Samm's body - is killed by Little Tony's men.
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93. Clark and Chuck Norris get into a fight...
(Had to through in the ogligatory Chuck Norris reference since he is so trendy right now)
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Originally posted by Deadly Chakram:
93. Clark and Chuck Norris get into a fight...
(Had to through in the ogligatory Chuck Norris reference since he is so trendy right now) Okay, if Chuck Norris was going to die, yes. But beat Superman? Nope. I disagree. I don't see it.  Also, Chuck Norris is trendy?  Really?
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Originally posted by VirginiaR: Originally posted by Deadly Chakram:
[b] 93. Clark and Chuck Norris get into a fight...
(Had to through in the ogligatory Chuck Norris reference since he is so trendy right now)
Also, Chuck Norris is trendy? Really? [/b]Yeah, he is for some reason. Personally, I just don't get it...
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Originally posted by Deadly Chakram:
93. Clark and Chuck Norris get into a fight...
(Had to through in the ogligatory Chuck Norris reference since he is so trendy right now)  Defend, please. Because I'm with Virginia on not seeing it happening on God's green earth. 
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Originally posted by Mouserocks: Originally posted by Deadly Chakram:
[b] 93. Clark and Chuck Norris get into a fight...
(Had to through in the ogligatory Chuck Norris reference since he is so trendy right now)
Defend, please. Because I'm with Virginia on not seeing it happening on God's green earth. [/b]He still is kinda trendy. Warcraft just did a commerical with him too - that 12 million people are on Warcraft because Chuck Norris allows them to be. Okay, we can scrap my idea. I was just throwing it out there as a joke, to be honest.
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