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Originally posted by VirginiaR: Originally posted by Deadly Chakram:
[b]110. Clark goes to stop the Nightfall asteroid. However, he does not know that it is actually part of his exploded home planet. As he gets close, the Kryptonite core kills him. (Nightfall then strikes Earth and kills everyone else.)  Probably best if we have to live without him. [/b]
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I was just thinking... Can we do 100 Ways to Kill Lex Luthor next? Since he seems to keep coming back from the dead.  
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Originally posted by VirginiaR: I was just thinking... Can we do 100 Ways to Kill Lex Luthor next? Since he seems to keep coming back from the dead. Ohhhhh! I like!!!
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Deadly Chakram: <strong> </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by VirginiaR: <strong> I was just thinking... Can we do 100 Ways to Kill Lex Luthor next? Since he seems to keep coming back from the dead. 
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111. After being exposed to red Kryptonite in "Letal Weapon", Clark speaks at the press conference to reassure the people of Metropolis. However, a sneeze overtakes him. Afraid of killing everyone in sight via Super Sneeze, Clark holds it in. The very force of it explodes him, and the gathered crowd is splattered with bloody bits of superflesh.
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112. Clark takes Lois to see Dr. Klein one day, after hours of trying to get a word in edgewise, and announces that Lois is pregnant with Superman's baby. Lois responds with "Clark, I told you, I never slept with him! The baby is... oh!" Sadly, both Lois and Clark are killed when she tries to shove a piece of green Kryptonite down his throat. 
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113. Under the influence of the Space Rats, Superman decides to collect all the pretty glowing green rocks for himself, and then to stand guard over them to make sure that no one steals any of his horde.
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114. After GGOH Lex gets a hold of Kryptonite and slowly poisons Lois's food with the Kryptonite during their interview dates. Clark is then exposed to the Kryptonite from the kisses they share in MoSB, PML, HIM, and finally All Shook Up where he receives a fatal dose from that kiss and dies in space after hitting the asteroid. The remaining piece of asteroid that wasn't destroyed on impact later collides with his dead body floating in space and is destroyed. His body is never found.
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115) Baby Kal-El's spaceship is found and retrieved by the larger spaceship transporting members of the Empire to the Senate. The baby is adopted by one of the senators and becomes best friends with Leia. He never makes it to Earth, hence Superman never exists/dies. 
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Originally posted by Anne Spear: 115) Baby Kal-El's spaceship is found and retrieved by the larger spaceship transporting members of the Empire to the Senate. The baby is adopted by one of the senators and becomes best friends with Leia. He never makes it to Earth, hence Superman never exists/dies.
<in best Obi Wan voice> This is not the child you're looking for.
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Originally posted by Anne Spear: 115) Baby Kal-El's spaceship is found and retrieved by the larger spaceship transporting members of the Empire to the Senate. The baby is adopted by one of the senators and becomes best friends with Leia. He never makes it to Earth, hence Superman never exists/dies.
This is great! Poor Han.
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Originally posted by VirginiaR: I was just thinking... Can we do 100 Ways to Kill Lex Luthor next? Since he seems to keep coming back from the dead. I think someone actually wrote that story. (Okay, so it's not 100 ways, but sure enough more than mere overkill.) Death of Luthor
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Originally posted by Lara Joelle Kent: I think someone actually wrote that story. (Okay, so it's not 100 ways, but sure enough more than mere overkill.)
Death of Luthor Thanks, Lara Joelle, but when it comes to Luthor there's no such thing as overkill.
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Originally posted by VirginiaR: I was just thinking... Can we do 100 Ways to Kill Lex Luthor next? Since he seems to keep coming back from the dead. A-ha! Virginia's been hacking my hard drive again!! Well, okay, it's just been on a sticky note of my list of things I was considering maybe one day getting around to, if and when I find the time or remember to get around to it... If someone wants to kick it off, I say go for it! We've got a bunch of these hundred ways lists going and I think it'd be fantastic.
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Originally posted by Anne Spear:
115) Baby Kal-El's spaceship is found and retrieved by the larger spaceship transporting members of the Empire to the Senate. The baby is adopted by one of the senators and becomes best friends with Leia. He never makes it to Earth, hence Superman never exists/dies.  I shall worship the ground you walk on.  Someone found a way to make Star Wars and Superman mesh. You are my hero.
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116) Lex has some specially-coated green-K M&M's made up for Superman. He mixes them in with the regular candies and mails it to Superman via the Daily Planet. Clark ingests some before he realizes the source of his discomfort.(Perhaps the green-K had a thin lead coating that dissolved in Clark's stomach.)
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Originally posted by Lynn S. M.:
116) Lex has some specially-coated green-K M&M's made up for Superman. He mixes them in with the regular candies and mails it to Superman via the Daily Planet. Clark ingests some before he realizes the source of his discomfort.(Perhaps the green-K had a thin lead coating that dissolved in Clark's stomach.) Quick turnaround time, Lynn! Love it!
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Originally posted by Mouserocks: 80. (  already!) Clark is exposed to red kryptonite on a regular basis (injected into his food, around the office at work, on rescues, etc). And, a la season 2, he starts to go a little crazy. He stops caring, screws up all of his relationships, and even begins to see things. Superman goes to Star Labs for treatment, where Dr. Klein decides to run tests on him using small dosages of red-k. Unfortunately, the experiment goes horribly wrong, and Superman loses it. They use green kryptonite to get control back over him and neutralize his powers, but the sudden loss of his powers coupled with the effect the red-k on his mental state causes him to lose his mind. Superman is forced into early retirement and simply disappears off the map. The high-ups in the government keep him in a guarded psychiatric facility with padded walls and low-dosage green kryptonite to keep him sedated. He never sees the sun. I was re-reading because I was sure green M&M's was on here. You're right it's not. But I've got to say.... Hmmmmm. That plot seems familiar. This is what I remembered: 54. Lois trades out herr chocolate obsession with a new favorite candy- Tootsie Roll Pops. Clark snags a green one from her stash, not realizing they have been tampered with by an unknown knave. He never reaches the chocolatey center. It's not quite M&Ms though.
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Oops. Sorry, Mouserocks. I had forgotten about this one. I didn't mean to steal your idea. It's been a long time since I read the list, and I had forgotten your entry.  Consider my latest suggestion rescinded. Virginia, you have a fantastic memory; I'm impressed. Joy, Lynn
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Originally posted by Lynn S. M.: Oops. Sorry, Mouserocks. I had forgotten about this one. I didn't mean to steal your idea. It's been a long time since I read the list, and I had forgotten your entry.
Consider my latest suggestion rescinded.
Virginia, you have a fantastic memory; I'm impressed.No way! I didn't even remember that. I say it can stay. :p
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