OK, this might be a little risque for the boards, and if so, I'm counting on the moderator to delete it.
The challenge is to take this starting line (stolen directly from Virginia's "Nightfall Honeymoon"), use it as the first line of the fic, and write the rest of the fic.
Here's the line:
“But I’m never wearing your panties again,” he informed her with a very serious expression. “Never.”