Hello, and welcome to the first
Bizarro Monthly Challenge Challenge !
This month's challenge is to write something evil, warped, twisted and/or sinister. Something that will make the readers go "AUUUUUUUUUGGGGH!!!!!" The more shocking and horrible, the better, and WHAMs are invited.
The optional Sub-Challenge this month is called No Way In. The rules for it run thusly:
#1 - Lois and/or Clark must be locked out of some place they need to get into. (It may be their own home, or a place they need to break into for a story, or maybe they've decided to rob banks). There can be as many other people around as you like. (The more, the merrier!)
#2 - One (or both!) of them has a secret exposed against their will, preferably either the fact that one loves the other, or the fact that Clark is Superman. Let this be as embarrassing and humiliating as possible.
#3 - Sex is allowed (Er, but nothing explicit, of course. This isn't the nfic boards, after all.) No WAFF! Lots of EVIL!
Note:
Er, y'all might want to make sure that responses to this challenge are clearly labelled to distinguish them from responses to the main challenge; it would be a shame if some hapless readers got the two mixed up.
Good luck!
