There is only one small flaw in the story. I'm much closer to Perry's age than I am Lois'. We could never have been classmates. She would have been in junior high school when I was in college.
Still, it might have worked out in an alternate universe. An amusing story, but I think I'd be blaming Claude more than Jimmy for the situation.
Tank (who notes that this story doesn't change the fact that Jimmy is still an insipid and annoying character who serves no purpose other than to irritate the people around him)