Hi guys,
I hope it´s not late for a Halloween MLTV (Micro-Little-Tiny-Vignette). Thanks Tipiwoman (nancy) for BRing this one for me. Special thanks to the YellowDart (Laura) for warning me that perhaps people wouldn't like my title. Well, sorry. I didn't mean to make it offensive. i just couldn't pick another word for that.
This is G rated guys... don't worry
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The Super Elvis and The Ultra Pimp.
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“Lois, this is a bad idea.”
“Can you relax a little bit?”
“How can you be so calm?”
“Cuz I know what I'm doing!”
Clark sighed and nodded as the elevator door opened.
“ Lois, Clark! Happy halloween!”
“Happy halloween, Jimmy. Cool costume! But… what is it?” Clark asked.
“Well, it was Perry's idea. He thought I'd attract a few girls wearing this pimp costume. What do you think?” he asked, turning around grinning.
“Well, it's kind of…” Lois' voice trailed off.
“We like it, Jimmy.” Clark finished the sentence, smiling diplomaticaly. “Hey, Chief. Wow, nice Elvis costume.”
Perry looked at himself and smiled. “Thanks, Clark. This baby here was sewn by the King's tailor himself. Fine stuff.”
“We can see that,” Lois interrupted.
“You two are… well, don't get offended, but I don't think it looks nice on you guys. Somehow it doesn't fit.”
Lois and Clark looked each other over. Everything seemed to be all right, and there was nothing missing.
“Why are you saying that, Chief?” Clark asked.
“Well, Son, to wear something like that you two should… you know… work out a little bit more.”
“And you forgot the mask. Oh, and those glasses don't help much,” Jimmy added.
Clark sighed. “You see, Lois? I told you coming dressed as Superman and Ultra Woman wouldn't be a good idea!”
The End.
MDL. (Trick or treat???
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