Lois & Clark Forums Forums General Discussion Lois & Clark Caption Competition XVII

Okay, evil members... what can you do with this

Jose

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Lois: If you think this is enough to make me fall for you, you are... absolutely right.
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AnnaBtG.

That's definitely a good way to have people staring anywhere but at your face

Cris

Lois: "Superman... so it's true what Clark said... the suit *does* come off..."

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Lois: "My God, he's real, and he's *spectacular!*"

well, i was going to do something with "does the suit come off?" but i see wanda beat me to it.

so, uhm...

"are you lois lane?"

"er... yes."

"i am the supenator. i am from the future. your son sent me to stop an evil time traveller from destroying utopia."

"uhm, yeah. that would be tempus. we already took care of him."

"whom do you mean by 'we'?"

"me, superman, and h.g. wells."

"h.g. wells? but he is dead in this time. this does not compute."

"yeah, i know. aparantly he really did build a time machine."

"database updated. thank you for your time. this unit must now self-destruct to prevent contamination of the time stream." <stomps off, distant explosion>

"why does this stuff always happen to me?"

Clark Kent, noting that people tend not to notice eachother in this day and age, declares to Lois that he can walk into work stark naked and no one will even give a second glance. Lois, of course, knows that he is dead wrong but for some reason doesn't say so.

Lois: Cat!!! Your new toy, er... story's here!
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Lois (reading the card attached): "Happy Birthday Princess, Sam". A humanoid, great! Next time he's gonna send me a flying cyborg with a flashy suit and a cape!
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It's raining men...(well known tune)

Carole

*sigh* I don't know who you are, or who started the rumor, but I do NOT adopt naked men! Now go away! Go on, get!

Oohh really fun!!

Jose

*bow* Thank you, Jose.

Hrm, a picture, a picture, my horse for a picture. Ah, here we go. Let's try this one.



And to start you off:

Klein: Superman, you'd better make Lois wear that vest all the time!

Lois: "Okay. I'm in front. Superman, you're behind me, and Dr. Klein, you go behind Superman. Now dance. Come on, guys. Don't look so baffled... You could try a little here. It isn't *that* hard to learn to do a conga line..."

*g* It's late, sorry.... -Wanda

dr klein: ... and, if you get into a real emergency, i stocked the side pockets with double fudge crunch bars.

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dr klien: now, superman, you say the bullet embedded itself where? ... oh, i see... yeah. just come inside, then. i'll go get my gloves... <sigh>

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dr klien: okay, good. lois has her lead-lined vest on. that should protect the baby in case of any accidental kryptonite exposure. now, superman, i'm going to need to get some measurements so we can make the infant seat. we'll strap it on over the cape, so it won't accidentally cover the baby's mouth. of course, the tricky part will be getting the canopy right. we need that to be able to seal tightly or we'll have all sorts of trouble with the pressurization systems. oh, i do hope your aura will extend out far enough... well, it's a good thing we've got some time for testing. i hope. any idea how long a normal kryptonian gestation is?

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lois: i wonder why luthor was so friendly to you all of a sudden.

dr klien: friendly?

superman: yeah. he was acting very nice. even gave me a pat on the back.

dr klien: really? how odd. let me see... oh my. i didn't realize things had gotten that bad.

superman: what? what is it?

dr klien: there's a sign taped on your back. it says "kick me."

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dr klien: so, as lois is demonstrating, you can wear a cape and a bullet-proof vest at the same time! now, before we make one for you, let me see... how is your cape attached?

superman: uhm, dr klien, can i ask you a question?

dr klien: sure, go ahead.

superman: why do i need a bullet-proof vest? i'm invulnerable, remember?

dr klien: what? ... oh, right. <sigh> well, there's a couple days' work completely wasted...

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dr klien: oooo, wow. when did you put this gold "s" on the back of your cape? it's so... shiney.

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superman: dr klien? hello? are you okay?

dr klien: ooo... shiney...

Clark (whispering): Why does she keep calling me "Dean"?

Bernie: It's that bump on her head---she thinks she's someone named "Terri Hatcher". Just play along.

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Bernie: See that guy behind us? He's really shy, but he asked me to tell you that he thinks you're cute.

Lois: How sweet! Tell him I said thanks...

Bernie: I didn't mean *you*.

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Dr. Klein: I'm in love with this woman, Superman.

Superman: What? You can't! She's mine! Err, Clark's!
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AnnaBtG.

Dr. Klein: So, Lois, I see you're wearing that special vest I had made for you.

Superman: She says it's for protection.

Dr. Klein: Protection? But that's not bullet proof, it's lined with lead.

Lois: (glaring at Superman) Exactly.

Tank (who doesn't know how the gentle folcs are able to retrieve and post pictures like this but it's fun to check them out)

Klein: "No, Superman. Lois is right. The cape completely covers the stain. But I wouldn't eat there again if I were you..."

Oh, wow. I deliberately didn't look at this thread for a few days so that I could react to everyone's responses at the same time. Maybe I should have spread it out a bit, though... *giggles*

First, I have to comment on some of these, just because of the thoughts in my head.

*boogies with Wanda, Superman, Klein, and Lois*

Paul, first, *giggle*, *wince* and *PoInG*... do you happen to read Sluggy Freelance?

Queen of the Capes, your second one..

Anna, whoops!

Tank, *snicker* Makes me wonder what Superman has been up to!

Elisabeth, I have to agree.. Things I really shouldn't even try to think about.. oooh, the imagery.

Oh, wait, I have to pick the next person up. Um... Tank! you're up!

To find a picture, check out http://www.loisundclark.de, and scroll down. The titles are in german, but you can click on them to get pictures. (Staffel 1, Staffel 2, etc)

Sorry, I couldn't resist to play along, but I don't do the picture thing. I'm an old guy who barely knows how to log onto this site, let alone manipulate things like captured pics.

Anyone else want to take a shot?

Tank (who apologises for not being clear in his other post that he can't do pictures)

I'll post a pic, but Tank, you still have to choose the winner in the end!




Julie

Absolutely couldn't resist.

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