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You think he's like Bree? doing all the fancy dishes and wondering if the napkins are folded correctly? Well, it's either that, or that he's like Lynette when she started popping tablets. He's like a duracell battery - he just keeps, going, going and going... :p And, aw! I actually got this one? *sniffs* I'm so proud.  Okay, let's see what you can come up with: ![[Linked Image]](http://www.lagsi.de/lnc/lnc02/12058.jpg)
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Mayson to herself: How can she wear those shoes with that outfit!
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Lois:Sherioshly Clark! How am I going to intervoo the Preshident wish my teesh shtuct togezer wish Bit-O-Honey!
Mayson to herself: Maybe if I stomp on her foot real hard...
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Mayson bows her head in defeat when even Lois's fish face outshines the lawyer's snappy business demeanor in terms of winning Clark's affections.
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Mayson thinking sadly, oOI could make fishlips too if Clark would kiss me.Oo
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Lois: That's a ficus on my desk, isn't it?
Mayson: Yeah...I'm so embarrassed. (looks at the floor) In a fit of jealous rage over Clark, I keyed your car. Repeatedly.
Mayson: Where did you get those shoes, Crap 'R' Us?
-couldn't resist. James already made the shoes comment, but it was the first thing I thought of when I saw the photo.
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*Dies at all of these* These all made me laugh, but the one which made me crack up the most actually was the shoe one.  Shadow, you're up next! 
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Okie dokie, let's see...how about this one? ![[Linked Image]](http://www.lagsi.de/lnc/lnc02/07-115.jpg)
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Please bear with me: --- Lois: Oh my God, Clark is kissing Mayson! Man Whose Name I Don't Remember: Is that your biggest problem right now? --- See ya, AnnaBtG.
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Man: I've heard of oatmeal baths, but this is ridiculous!
Lois: Don't touch me like that!!!
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Lois: Somehow, this wasn't what I expected from the "New and Improved" Mr. Bubble!!!
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Whoops, I should pick a winner. I loved this one: Lois: Oh my God, Clark is kissing Mayson!
Man Whose Name I Don't Remember: Is that your biggest problem right now? You're up, Anna! JD one big  to everyone
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Thanks, Jen! Glad you liked it. Well, try this one - I don't think it's been used before: ![[Linked Image]](http://www.lagsi.de/lnc/lnc02/22-07.jpg) See ya, AnnaBtG.
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Martha: "Oh, Clark, what big teeth you've got!" Wendy 
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Martha: The Easter Bunny does too exist, Clark Kent, and if you keep on saying he doesn't it's early to bed without supper!" LabRat (don't ask me, it just popped in there ) 
Athos: If you'd told us what you were doing, we might have been able to plan this properly.
Aramis: Yes, sorry.
Athos: No, no, by all means, let's keep things suicidal.
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Clark: "I'm going to have a baby!"
Martha: "Lois is pregnant? That's wonderful, dear!"
Clark: "Uh, actually, revisiting this whole 'alien' thing, Mom.... I'm going to have a baby."
Well, I couldn't think of much else that would leave Martha with her mouth hanging open like that!
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Clark: Mom... I'm Superman. Martha:   ... Oh, wait. I knew that. ---- Martha: ... He was small and yellow and he used to move his mouth like this... Clark: Not ringing any bells... Martha: And his wife looked just like him, except she used to wear a bow... Clark: Uhm... nope... Martha: The ghosts would chase him around though this maze... Clark: Mom, seriously... I have no idea what you're talking about. Martha: You've really never heard of Pac-Man? Really, Clark, what planet are you from? ---- Martha: Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhh... Clark: Mom, please stop it. Martha: Come on, Clark. Help me out! Aaaaaaaahhhhh... Clark: I'm not trained for this! Martha: Really, after everything you've done, this should be easy! Aaaaaaaahhhhhh... Clark: Mom, listen to me. If the doctor says you need to have your tonsils out, then you need to have your tonsils out. My powers don't qualify me to give you a second opinion, and I sure as heck am not going to use my heat vision to preform minor surgery! Paul
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Clark: "Sorry, Mom, it's true."
Martha: "I just can't believe it...it can't be true."
Clark: "It's true, Dad is..." [shakes his head in disbelief]
Martha: "...taking up ballroom dancing!"
Jonathan, off stage: "Martha? Have you seen the broom, the long handled one? I need it for, um...sweeping."
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Martha's reaction to Clark's confession that Lois makes better peach cobbler than she does.
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Or Martha's reaction to Clark's confession that he's a cross dresser...or that Jonathan is...or that Perry is...or that Lois...no wait, that wouldn't make a difference...hmmm
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Ten minutes ago:
Clark: Mom, I just got back from universe-hopping with H. G. Wells. You won't believe what's out there!
... endless obsession with haircuts...
... blew a leg off an alternate version of me...
... asteroid that destroyed...
... and in another world, he caused an atomic bomb to go off! And that's just the one guy! Then there's this woman...
... fear...
... damaged...
... addicted...
... misery...
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Eeeep!! Sorry for the delay, FoLCs... I thought I had already replied to this. You guys can come up with hilarious stuff  I think the one that cracked me up the most was this one: </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Clark: Mom... I'm Superman. Martha: Paul, you're up! Again, sorry for the delay! See ya, AnnaBtG.
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