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Thanks MR and yes I'm much better now (very thankful that I didn't end up having problems with my asthma). Now let me see picture, picture, picture ok here it is! ![[Linked Image]](http://img457.imageshack.us/img457/729/marthaandtheboarjc6.jpg)
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Lex Luthor, you mess with my boy again and I will rip your arm off just like I did to this pig.
Come on Lois you havent said a word since 1866!
Thanks for the avatar, Hana.
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Martha (caught in the act): Ritualistic sacrifice? I don't know what you're talking about...
Ellen (off screen): Geez, Lois, I may have been an alcoholic mom, but at least I didn't mutilate innocent barnyard animals...
Lois (off screen): Oh, mom, please, get serious... then again, I always thought Martha was a little too goody-goody... hmmm...
:p -- MR
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I know this is kind of long, but...
Martha: Hellooo, Clark and Lois.
Clark and Lois stand shocked for 12 seconds.
Martha: See Jonathan, I told you I could keep them speechless for more than ten seconds.
Jonathan walks in from OS carrying bloodied axe: Ah, the victims are here.
Clark and Lois silent for almost 15 seconds.
Jonathan: There, 14 seconds. I win again.
Clark: So this is a game?
Martha and Jonathan: No, we're still going to torture you...
20 seconds pause.
Martha: ...with violent yet meaningless phrases. And we work the best together, Jonathan.
L and C: HUH?
M and J: April Fool's.
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.
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 Woody. Nice one! As for me, there's only one thing that comes to mind... "Humperdink, Humperdink, Humperdink!!"
When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.
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Ok time to pick a winner and it goes to you MR! Ristualistic sacrifice 
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Me? Really? Thanks Crazy_Babe. Oh, gosh... this means I have to come up with another one doesn't it... Okay - in honor of today's release of Season 4: (ha ha! couldn't resist - have fun!) ![[Linked Image]](http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k134/MetroRhodes/LordoftheFlys208.jpg) Credit goes to: http://www.loisandclarkarchive.com
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Zara: Now the Kryptonian way to greet someone is...
Clark: Oooh, cool, your ear looks pointy. Are you an elf?
Zara: Huh?
Clark: oh, and by the way, you got a little something on your cheek riight there.
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.
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Top Banana
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That picture is so funny, it speaks for itself! Or, in other words, I can't think of anything for a caption.
"You take turns, advise and protect one another, even heal or be healed when the going gets too tough. I know! That's not a game--that's friendship!" ~Shelly Mezzanoble, Confessions of a Part-Time Sorceress: A Girl's Guide to the Dungeons & Dragons Game Darcy\'s Place
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Clark: How many wrinkles can you see on my forehead?
Zara: Clark now is not the time for fun and games
Clark: I'm being serious how many wrinkle can you see on my forehead when I do this.
Zara: Quit it
Clark: OK I'll quit it, but I'll ask another question do you think this facial expression makes me look like a fish?
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clark (in cooing voice): oh whos the cute wittle wuler of new krypton?
lara: clark are you ok?
clark (in cooing voice): yes thats right you are thats who
ok i know that was terrible but i just needed to say how funny i thought crazy babe's post was.
Procrastinators unite! Tomorrow.
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Not to sound impatient, MetroRhodes, but do you have a selection?
Another caption I thought of: "How you doing?"
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.
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Ack! So sorry Woody (everyone) - I forgot I was up. I got my season 4 DVD's and fell off the face of the Earth (even ran my muse's off). Okay. Wow, that was hard. But Woody, seeing as how I love 'Joey' from "Friends" - that last one you did was hilarious! "How you doin?" Hee hee. So you're up! -- MR 
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How again do you post an image?
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.
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Hi woody. The way I post a pic, is find one that you like and then set up an account at www.photobucket.com (or a similar website). Upload the pic there. Then get the URL tag for it. Then you can come back here and use the instant UBB code button for "Image" -- paste the URL tag in there and voila! -- MR
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Here's one from the same archive. ![[Linked Image]](http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p89/deswoody/CrushOnYou355.jpg)
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.
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Chicken Dance music in the background
Clark: I believe that's your cue Lois...
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That brings some wild mental pictures.
Good one.
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.
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Clark: I coulda been somebody. I could have been Super, instead of a lousy bum, which is what I am. So you see, Ultra Chick, you are the only one who can save us now. You, and you alone, must stop Leggs Luthor's deadly Eggsterminator.
CW: I told you, buddy, it's not Ultra Chick. It's Chicken Woman! And it looks like, once again, I must go out of the frying pan and into...
*turns around to look out the screen*
Okay, you know what? Just stop right there. I don't know who's writing this, but you need to lay off the Robitussin, cider, qwine, or whatever the heck it is. I am not going one step further with this fic.
Come on, Clark. Let's go. I hear the muses are throwing another party at the No-Author Zone.
As for you... Call me when you're sober.
When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.
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Well, Paul, I loved your interpretation of Lois' look, but the thought of Lois doing the chicken dance was just too funny. Crazy_Babe, it's your turn again.
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.
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