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Thanks! Okay, here's a picture... ![[Linked Image]](http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u72/symbolicangel/Captioncontestpicture.jpg)
Silence is golden.
Duct tape is silver.
~Saw it on a T-Shirt.
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Clark: It's not my fault we didn't had a napkin.
Lois: It wasn't me! This is Clark's jacket!
(probably not the funniest but I tought just give it a try, there are a lot funny ones for the other captions I love!!)
"I have no regrets. If you regret things, then you're sort of stepping backwards.
I'm a believer in going forwards." ~Kate Winslet
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Lois: And THEN I was thinking about - Clark, what's wrong?
Clark: Um, you have a little something on your coat...
Lois: What- *looks down* ARG!! When did this happen?
Clark: I dunno, did you cake wrastle anyone lately?
Lois: ...no... *looks innocent* ...maybe...
Clark: Lo-is.
Lois: Well... she started it when she ogled you- I mean... pulled the lever...
Mmm cheese.
I vid, therefor I am.
The hardest lesson is that love can be so fair to some, and so cruel to others. Even those who would be gods.
Anne Shirley: I'm glad you spell your name with a "K." Katherine with a "K" is so much more alluring than Catherine with a "C." A "C" always looks so smug.
Me: *cries*
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Clark thinking: Gee, I love it when Lois decides to pop out of my birthday cake wearing only my suit jacket and to top it off, it was a real cake.
Come on Lois you havent said a word since 1866!
Thanks for the avatar, Hana.
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Perry: Lois, what on earth happened?
Clark: Somebody challenged Lois to a pie-throwing competition, and well, you know how Lois has to be the best at everything. (thinking: she could have given me my jacket back first) She came in second.
Lois (thinking): I would have won too if you hadn't been standing there in plain sight with your upper body build showing through your shirt. Geez, learn how NOT to be a distraction.
See what I mean about thinking like a female. I'm not interested in looking at his muscles, but hanging around some of you has gotten me into the habit of looking for it.
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.
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Bwahaha, woody! Welcome to the dark side?
Lois: Chief, I've had a bad day. Let me put it like this: The cake is the only thing of mine I'm wearing. The coat and belt are Clark's. And there is definatley something fishy going on at the Textile Acid Plant.
Mmm cheese.
I vid, therefor I am.
The hardest lesson is that love can be so fair to some, and so cruel to others. Even those who would be gods.
Anne Shirley: I'm glad you spell your name with a "K." Katherine with a "K" is so much more alluring than Catherine with a "C." A "C" always looks so smug.
Me: *cries*
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Lois: So how was I supposed to know that you have to put a lid on the blender when yer making banana smoothies?
Clark thinking *Talented in the kitchen as ever, Lois*
Jayne Cobb: Shepherd Book once said to me, "If you can't do something smart, do something RIGHT!
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My hubby came up with this one...
Lois "...so then he said 'when the Foo sh*ts, wear it', but I don't get it."
*Clark does*
Jayne Cobb: Shepherd Book once said to me, "If you can't do something smart, do something RIGHT!
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See what I mean about thinking like a female. I'm not interested in looking at his muscles, but hanging around some of you has gotten me into the habit of looking for it. ROTFLOL 
"I have no regrets. If you regret things, then you're sort of stepping backwards.
I'm a believer in going forwards." ~Kate Winslet
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Clark: I told her she was a natural.
Lois: Haha very funny. I'm sorry, Mrs. Potts, but I don't think I cany babysit for you anymore...
Mmm cheese.
I vid, therefor I am.
The hardest lesson is that love can be so fair to some, and so cruel to others. Even those who would be gods.
Anne Shirley: I'm glad you spell your name with a "K." Katherine with a "K" is so much more alluring than Catherine with a "C." A "C" always looks so smug.
Me: *cries*
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So many good ones...but I think I'll have to go with Shimauma. I just love barb's at Lois's cooking skills.
Silence is golden.
Duct tape is silver.
~Saw it on a T-Shirt.
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HOOOOO!!! YAY!!! okay I'll post a pic here this evening when I get home.
Thankies SA!!
Jayne Cobb: Shepherd Book once said to me, "If you can't do something smart, do something RIGHT!
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![[Linked Image]](http://bp1.blogger.com/_ObDz2JQfhTE/RiQK0TtCeMI/AAAAAAAAAEY/yF6WV47KdF8/s200/CrushOnYou85.jpg) Heh heh!!
Jayne Cobb: Shepherd Book once said to me, "If you can't do something smart, do something RIGHT!
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Lois: *thinking* What is that in there.... outloud: PAAVA LEAVES?! Clark Kent are you trying to tell me something?!? *Clark suddenly has the need to go pick up April's Cheese of the Month speciality* heh. Sorry. That sort of came out of nowhere. And I don't think it's that funny, lol. But I figured I'd post it anyway. 
Thanks to CapeFetish for the awesome icon. 
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Drat. This junk is watered down petrol, not high octane jet fuel! Guess Perry didn't make the coffe this morning.
Mmm cheese.
I vid, therefor I am.
The hardest lesson is that love can be so fair to some, and so cruel to others. Even those who would be gods.
Anne Shirley: I'm glad you spell your name with a "K." Katherine with a "K" is so much more alluring than Catherine with a "C." A "C" always looks so smug.
Me: *cries*
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"We have replaced Miss Lane's regular coffee with Folgers Crystals. Let's see if she can taste the----uh.... Okay, stop rolling. Stop rolling!!" 
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lol!!! Nice one. Poor Folgers people. They'll never survive her.
Thanks to CapeFetish for the awesome icon.
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Lois: Waiter, what's this bug doing in my coffee?
Waiter: The butterfly stroke, it appears.
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.
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Catherine: It's just what you ordered, ma'am. And I quote: "One medium regular coffee with cream and two artificial bananas."
When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.
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way to tie in the banana thing, Paul, way to tie it in.
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.
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