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"This coffee is so thin that it looks yellow rather than black. I wonder, is it really coffee?"  It's about what her face suggsts...
The only known quantity that moves faster than
light is the office grapevine. (from Nan's fabulous Home series)
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Lois: Claarkkk, have the New Kryptonians been here? Somebody replacedc the coffee with windex, again!
Come on Lois you havent said a word since 1866!
Thanks for the avatar, Hana.
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OH man, they're all good, but for me it was a toss up between Daisymay and Queen of Capes, for the old switcheroo on the coffee. OKAY, I gotta say...Daisymay Wins!! 'Cause you're referencing the motivational posters, very funny!  Queen, I loved yours first but DaisyMay slid in at the last minute. Yours made me think of the reference to Cobblers Crystals in the DeadGentleMen production of DEMONHUNTERS, very funny! Announcer: "We've just replaced Silent Jim's mint solution with Cobblers Crystals. Let's watch!" Water gun: Spray spray Demon, expecting pain from mint, wipes coffee off his face, yelling: "WTF?! Is this coffee?!!!" Attacks guy with the gun. 
Jayne Cobb: Shepherd Book once said to me, "If you can't do something smart, do something RIGHT!
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Wow, really? I won? What did I win, Dean?
*Kate goes to look for a photo...*
Come on Lois you havent said a word since 1866!
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OK, here it is... ![[Linked Image]](http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s199/daisymay390/HouseOfLuthor107-1.jpg)
Come on Lois you havent said a word since 1866!
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Clark: *frantic* Hello, Pizza Palace? This is Clark Kent and 348 Hyper- Yes! ...Yes! Yes exactly! I know, I know, I've told her countless times... Yes please, the regular order... You heard about the food poisoning incident? Yeah, I didn't know Superman could get sick from undercooked brocoli, either. Oh cripes, make it quick, I hear her coming! Okay, thanks! Bye!
Lois: Honey, who was that? By the way, we're having stuffed goat cheese and bananas tonight.
Mmm cheese.
I vid, therefor I am.
The hardest lesson is that love can be so fair to some, and so cruel to others. Even those who would be gods.
Anne Shirley: I'm glad you spell your name with a "K." Katherine with a "K" is so much more alluring than Catherine with a "C." A "C" always looks so smug.
Me: *cries*
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Clark: Hello. What?...Elvis was seen in Las Vegas?...He was singing Jailhouse Rock?...Yes, Perry, that's wonderful...I think you should get some rest...two overnighters in a row is probably too much.
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.
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Clark: "My undies are blue, why do you ask? Who IS this?? TJgruffs, who the hell is TJgruffs???"
*click*
Jayne Cobb: Shepherd Book once said to me, "If you can't do something smart, do something RIGHT!
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Clark: "Yeah my refridgerator's running, why do you ask? What?? Go catch what?? Who is this??"
*click*
Jayne Cobb: Shepherd Book once said to me, "If you can't do something smart, do something RIGHT!
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*Lois leaves the bathroom and heads to the bedroom to get changed*
Jimmy (on phone): Clark? Hey Clark, are you still there? Hel-lo-o?? (mutters) We must've been cut off.
*click*
I was home eating chocolate—cottage cheese.
Chocolate flavoured cottage cheese. It's a new flav—
I was doing my laundry.
—Lois Lane
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Clark's reaction when a phone call from Doctor Klien reveals that Lois Lane is actually his sister.
Jayne Cobb: Shepherd Book once said to me, "If you can't do something smart, do something RIGHT!
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Clark: A collect call from where? NEW KRYPTON?? ...I don't think my long distance carriers support that...
Mmm cheese.
I vid, therefor I am.
The hardest lesson is that love can be so fair to some, and so cruel to others. Even those who would be gods.
Anne Shirley: I'm glad you spell your name with a "K." Katherine with a "K" is so much more alluring than Catherine with a "C." A "C" always looks so smug.
Me: *cries*
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So you decided to go scary, Teej, cuz that is just horrifying.
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.
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Originally posted by shimauma:
Clark's reaction when a phone call from Doctor Klien reveals that Lois Lane is actually his sister. That sounds a lot like Greek or Roman tragedy. =D I always found it kinda scary that Cupid's dad very well could have been his mom's brother...  Although Ares in the Xena and Hercules series was hooooooot! Hmm... my train of thought is derailing... must press 'Add Reply' before I completely and totally lose track of what I was saying and just go on and on a-
Mmm cheese.
I vid, therefor I am.
The hardest lesson is that love can be so fair to some, and so cruel to others. Even those who would be gods.
Anne Shirley: I'm glad you spell your name with a "K." Katherine with a "K" is so much more alluring than Catherine with a "C." A "C" always looks so smug.
Me: *cries*
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So you decided to go scary, Teej, cuz that is just horrifying. Well my "underwear color" question didn't get any comment, so I thought I should just get crazy. Yeah, those Greek god stories were always freaky, especially Zeus and his shapeshifting thing...like a turtle, just how freaky is that?!?!?
Jayne Cobb: Shepherd Book once said to me, "If you can't do something smart, do something RIGHT!
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Ok, they were all wonderful but I have to say Cat wins for her NK caption. You're on Cat.  Kate
Come on Lois you havent said a word since 1866!
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Oooh! YAY! Thanks daaaaaisymay! I'm gonna hafta wait until I get back to my room before I can go hunting for a pic. It'll give me time to properly think of a good one. 
Mmm cheese.
I vid, therefor I am.
The hardest lesson is that love can be so fair to some, and so cruel to others. Even those who would be gods.
Anne Shirley: I'm glad you spell your name with a "K." Katherine with a "K" is so much more alluring than Catherine with a "C." A "C" always looks so smug.
Me: *cries*
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Woohoo, found one! And it just looks amusing as all heck, too! Bwahaha! ![[Linked Image]](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v281/catbruce/OperationBlackout59.jpg)
Mmm cheese.
I vid, therefor I am.
The hardest lesson is that love can be so fair to some, and so cruel to others. Even those who would be gods.
Anne Shirley: I'm glad you spell your name with a "K." Katherine with a "K" is so much more alluring than Catherine with a "C." A "C" always looks so smug.
Me: *cries*
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Clark: Lois dont look! Lois(whispering): Clark just tell me when its over! Jimmy: Hmm, I didnt know Perry was that limber. Perry is dressed in a skin tight Ultra Woman costume off stage and trying to do the splits. Kate
Come on Lois you havent said a word since 1866!
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Superman: But, please... don't let anyone else know that I've been blinded.
Jimmy: Uhm... yeah... about that... I think it might be too late...
Superman: What? Why?
Lois: You... uh... kind of put the wrong briefs on this morning.
When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.
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