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daisy and Paul, you crack me up!
bbl, if I can think of something suitably funny.
Ok, how about this. Post-Revelation, and I hope it doesn't sound too risque.
A woman runs by, streaking.
Jimmy: Hey, she's got a nice bod.
Lois: Oh, no. I'm gonna die. (whispers to Clark) What are you staring at?
Superman/Clark: I'm just making sure no one attacks Lucy.
Just in case someone is confused, the streaker is supposed to be Lucy.
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.
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Kerth
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Jimmy: "I so don't have to see this. ugh!"
Superman, oblivious: "What?"
Lois, entranced: "Cl.. Superman, you're naked from your waist down. Hmmm."
The only known quantity that moves faster than
light is the office grapevine. (from Nan's fabulous Home series)
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I can't post this. It reminds me too much of Southpark... 
Jayne Cobb: Shepherd Book once said to me, "If you can't do something smart, do something RIGHT!
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Superman: Uh...Don't worry, Lois. I'm sure that--squashed---frog----was..uh..*already* there--and, uh--flat--when you ..uh..parked your Jeep...
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Hilarious, Queenie! 
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Lois: Oh God, Clark, what if someone saw?
Clark: Don't worry, they're all distracted by the dead General.
Lois: Thank God.
Clark: You might want to do up that last button though...
I was home eating chocolate—cottage cheese.
Chocolate flavoured cottage cheese. It's a new flav—
I was doing my laundry.
—Lois Lane
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Okay, I had a difficult time choosing, most of these made me giggle like mad! But as a girl who fears squishing critters beneath tires, I'm gonna hafta go with Queen of the Capes on this one 
Mmm cheese.
I vid, therefor I am.
The hardest lesson is that love can be so fair to some, and so cruel to others. Even those who would be gods.
Anne Shirley: I'm glad you spell your name with a "K." Katherine with a "K" is so much more alluring than Catherine with a "C." A "C" always looks so smug.
Me: *cries*
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I won?! EEEE! Thanks, Bru!  Now off I go to find a pic... Ooh, here's one! I saw it in the Window and just had to have it: ![[Linked Image]](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v233/queenofthecapes/loissupermanandjimmy.jpg)
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There's something about a Beetles reunion in this pic, but I can't quite work out the wording...
Ringo: Sorry Sups but your hair's too square for you to replace John...we'll take Lois though.
Eh...
Jayne Cobb: Shepherd Book once said to me, "If you can't do something smart, do something RIGHT!
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Jimmy: "You know, CK, you look very convincing as Superman. But the powers don't come with the suit, so don't play the hero, okay?"
The only known quantity that moves faster than
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Nobel Peace Prize Winner
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LOL, TEEJ! With their seemingly identical hairstyles, Lois and Jimmy do look like they were taken straight out of a band of Beatles impersonators! Ann
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Jimmy: Geez Lois, I'm sorry I raided your secret stash of double fudge crunch bars, but you didn't have to sic Superman on me!
Jayne Cobb: Shepherd Book once said to me, "If you can't do something smart, do something RIGHT!
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Jimmy: "You know, CK, you look very convincing as Superman. But the powers don't come with the suit, so don't play the hero, okay?" For some reason, that line, and the implied situation, sounds like something that either is or should be in a fanfic. Olympe, while you're posting the next pick and enjoying the glory of victory, could you also post a challenge based on that line? 
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Me? How did that happen? Anyway, I do have a pic - but about the challenge... aren't you the Queen of Challenges? ![[Linked Image]](http://lncphoto.free.fr/LCscreencaps/S4/4x03/imgcol/_00028.jpg)
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Clark: The real question is why nobody made any homoerotic subtext to a popculture television series about vampires!
Lois: Um, sweety? Buffy isn't airing for another year, and Spike and Angel won't be any form of subtext until at least the second season.
Clark: ...I knew we shouldn't have timetraveled om our honeymoon...
Lois: ...That hasn't happened yet either.
Clark: ...I need a vacation!
Lois: We could make our own Spike and Angel subtext!
Mmm cheese.
I vid, therefor I am.
The hardest lesson is that love can be so fair to some, and so cruel to others. Even those who would be gods.
Anne Shirley: I'm glad you spell your name with a "K." Katherine with a "K" is so much more alluring than Catherine with a "C." A "C" always looks so smug.
Me: *cries*
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Clark looks at Lois.
Lois: What?
Clark: Didn't know you had such wild side to you. And do you know how good you look in leather. mmm mmm mmm
P.S. I thought of one that might be a little too n for posting. If anyone wants to know what it is...
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.
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You know me, woody. Just mail or pm me. 
The only known quantity that moves faster than
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Clark: "They just have no clue. If you wear something like this I don't think I even can be livid. More like liquid, all turned into a puddle of goo..."
It's never too dark to be cool. 
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Lois: I can't believe it, Clark! How could they stoop so low? Clark: It's what they do, Lois. Lois: Yeah... but... digging through... Clark: Nothing they haven't done before. Lois: I suppose, but this time it's ours!Clark: True. I'm not happy about that. But you know what I am happy about? Lois: What? Clark: After Superman chased the "reporter" out of our trash bin, I found the outfit and got it back out! Lois: So we still have it? Clark: Yup! ![[Linked Image]](http://pdhomes.net/music/isleofjersey/graphics/eyebrows.gif) Lois: So you're not angry? Clark: Nope! Lois: But you know what this means... Clark: What? Lois: Now it really is my trashy outfit! --------------------- Clark: See, Lois? I told you they'd recognize you instantly. Now, if only you'd included a pair of glasses in that disguise of yours...
When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.
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Ooh, bad pun, Paul. :rolleyes:
As for my n-idea, bakasi pretty much captured the essence of it.
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.
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