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Oops. I hadn't even noticed that I won. Okay.. I've never done this so let me see if I do this right. I might need help...
Yup. I do. Where's a good place to find stills and do I just upload it to photobucket or copy and paste?
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Steph! I sent you a PM for caption pic link.
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Lois: I know I said I love flying, Clark, but I think I'm a little big to be tossed in the air like a little kid. Especially with how high you can toss.
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence? I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.
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Clark: And the bomb is armed if the bus goes over 50? Come on Lois, that's pretty far fetched - even for your over-active imagination.
Lois: Just shut up and get me DOWN!
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Originally posted by gr8shadesofElvis: Clark: And the bomb is armed if the bus goes over 50? Come on Lois, that's pretty far fetched - even for your over-active imagination.
Lois: Just shut up and get me DOWN! gr8shades, I already loved your Clark: This? Legal? You know, Lois, if I listen real close I'm pretty sure I can hear the sound of the ice starting to form as Hell freezes over... but a Speed reference - you rock! (And a good reminder, too, I really should watch that film again some time ...) Unfortunately, I am not that creative so I'll just have to go back lusting over Keanu (Okay, actually I have to go back to getting ready for my exam today but a girl can dream, right?)
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Aah, Speed. Happy teenage memories. (still talking about the movie here) Good luck with your exam Eva.
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Lois: Look Clark, I know Superman needs to practise his Swing number for Dancing with the Stars, but this is hardly the time or place!
The key to change... is to let go of fear - Rosanne Cash
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Lois: That's IT, Clark! One more nasty comment about my new hairdo and I'm gonna strangle you!
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Crappola! This is hard! I loved all of them. But... I'm gonna have to give it to Cheese cause I can just picture Superman on Dancing with the Stars. Great quotes from everyone!
A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
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That was quick! Me? Whoopee! Ok, how about this one...
The key to change... is to let go of fear - Rosanne Cash
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Clark (thinking): Oof! And she thinks I wear ugly ties!
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Clark: Lois, you're not really gonna wear that thing in public, are you? It's hideous!
Lois: Never stopped you.
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Clark thinking: I warned her the french onion soup would give her bad breath and heartburn, but does she listen....?
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Lois in a choking fashion: Clark! One...of...your...ties...is..att..acking...me!
Clark:I tried to tell you. They have a sensitive nature. It was bound to happen one of these days.
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Lois: ...and the woggle went around the scarf about here, and I had to sew my merit badges... Clark (thinking): Ooh, girl scout Lois. HOT! Lois: Clark, are you even listening? Clark: Huh? ----------------- Lois: Clark, can you help me with this thing, please. Clark: Sure, hon'. It's 'fatty over thinny, fatty round again, fatty through the keyhole, fatty down the drain'. Lois: Clark, I'm not five.
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Lois: Geez ya know Clark I don't mind playing this concubine thing in the bedroom but I don't get why I gotta wear the leash in the car.
Clark: Huuussssh! and don't forget it's Benevolent Overlord Kal El....
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Lois: Ack, this is tight.
Clark: How dare she? She took my precious spotted leopard tie that was given to me by the Czarena of Tokyo.
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
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Lois: Can't breathe... getting... weaker... Tempus... must have... gone back... exposed my... younger self... to... ultranite...
Clark: Uh, Lois? You were only Ultra Woman for, like, two days. It doesn't work that way. And there's no such thing as "ultranite."
Lois: Clark... ... *sigh* Fine... It's ragweed... Happy? ... Can't you... at least... let me have... some fun... with my... allergies?
Clark: Sorry. "Ultranite" it is.
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Originally posted by D8a: Lois in a choking fashion: Clark! One...of...your...ties...is..att..acking...me!
Clark:I tried to tell you. They have a sensitive nature. It was bound to happen one of these days.
James okay, this is hilarious. Great idea. Also love Lois's deadpanning in this: Clark: Lois, you're not really gonna wear that thing in public, are you? It's hideous!
Lois: Never stopped you. gr8shades, you're so right: that definitely never stopped him The tie-tying picture is also great. Eva
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