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If you do a search on What is Different in this forum, you will find what I am talking about.
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Ah, 'spot the difference' to me. Thought as much. Thanks. 
When Life Gives You Green Velvet Curtains, Make a Green Velvet Dress.
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Merriwether
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If I can borrow an idea from a very old Muppet Show episode...
Lois: So the whole thing with Miranda was a bust. Yes, she did create a custom pheremone, but it turns out that it only affects very wimpy nerds. Turns them into raving mad lunatics. I figure, no harm; no foul.
Clark: Waaahaaahaaahaaa! Wo-man! Aaahaaa! Dee-ba-dee-ba-dee-ba, that's all, folcs!
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Merriwether
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Perry: Lois, we need you out there. Only five more hours and The Planet will have secured the Guinness record for the longest karaoke party. Unfortunately with the flu epidemic going around, we haven't had enough people to take the night shift.
Lois: I wish I could help, but I need to go on a stakeout tonight. Besides, Ralph's doing just fine without me. Have you heard his Mariah Carey?
Clark: Owwww! I have.
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Features Writer
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Lois: ...so they said it was something about kryptonite laced helium makes the squeaky voice thing last longer but I haven't noticed a difference Chief, have you?
TEEEEEEEJ
Jayne Cobb: Shepherd Book once said to me, "If you can't do something smart, do something RIGHT!
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Hack from Nowheresville
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Lois: He spends half his time pulling his glasses down his nose like he's about to xray something or shoot laser beams from his eyes, and now he's pretending his 'superhearing' is all out of whack because of some high-pitched mosquito noise that only he can hear. I'm not stupid, Perry. In fact, it's intuitively obvious to even the most blatant of observers... Clark's making fun of my crush on Superman! (Hope you don't mind me borrowing your dad's line, Elisabeth.  )
The key to change... is to let go of fear - Rosanne Cash
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Merriwether
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Don't mind at all. That was so funny it had me snorting and smacking my chair. (I'm sure my two-year-old thinks I'm injured.)
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Originally posted by CheeseoftheMonth: Lois: He spends half his time pulling his glasses down his nose like he's about to xray something or shoot laser beams from his eyes, and now he's pretending his 'superhearing' is all out of whack because of some high-pitched mosquito noise that only he can hear. I'm not stupid, Perry. In fact, it's intuitively obvious to even the most blatant of observers... Clark's making fun of my crush on Superman!
(Hope you don't mind me borrowing your dad's line, Elisabeth. ) lol, that's hilarious  Btw, I also love Elisabeth's dad's line. I am eagerly awaiting an opportunity to use it in my everyday life
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Clark: Argh! Why can't Lois and Perry just SHUT UP for once?
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched they must be felt with the heart
Helen Keller
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Pulitzer
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Ok, I have one, thank you my beloved, for the prompt.
Clark:And the answer is, Tootsie-roll pops, Lemon drops, and cough drops.
Lois:See Perry, ever since Clark got the entire Johnny Carson series on VHS, he's been pulling stunts like this.
Perry:True, but what is the question for the answer of Tootsie-roll pops, Lemon drops, and cough drops?
Clark:What are two things you suck and one thing you bite to get to the center of.
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Get your minds out of the gutter! It wasn't that kind of a prompt! I just said something about the Great Carnac--that's all.
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Great job, guys! Some really fun ones here! Close call, but I think I'm going to have to go with CheeseOfTheMonth. Well done! You're up! 
When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.
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Ack! You mean I've had Macarena stuck in my head for the last 3 days for NOTHING?! 
When Life Gives You Green Velvet Curtains, Make a Green Velvet Dress.
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Hack from Nowheresville
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 Thanks Paul! Ok, what about this... ![[Linked Image]](http://i270.photobucket.com/albums/jj88/cheeseothemo/HIM494.jpg)
The key to change... is to let go of fear - Rosanne Cash
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Top Banana
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Lois: It's just Ugly Naked Guy doing the Macarena. __________________ Clark: Honeymoon suite, large bed, video camera- Lois: Keep dreaming, Farmboy! __________________ Lois: You and me. This isn't working out. Clark: Are you saying we should start annoying other people? Do I get points for shameless sucking up?
When Life Gives You Green Velvet Curtains, Make a Green Velvet Dress.
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Gr8Shades: TOO FUNNY!!!! Lois: (thinking) Wow. Clark looks great in that Tshirt. Mmmmm, he looked even better in that towel. Too bad I don't have x-ray vision. Good thing he's busy looking across the street so he won't notice I'm ogling. Eh, okay, it's my first shot. Go with it  . Carol
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Ack! You mean I've had Macarena stuck in my head for the last 3 days for NOTHING?! What? So I'm supposed to reward you for putting it in my head? :p (Seriously, it was a good caption. Like I said, tough call...) Moving on... --- Lois: Spying on the Ms. America pageant contestants' hotel rooms? Is this really news, Clark? Clark: Uhm... It could be. You... uh... never know when a dirty politician might show up. Or when one of the girls will try to rig the contest. It may come to nothing, but I think it's deserving of close attention. Very close attention. You... uh... never know what you... might... uhm... *gulp* ... miss seeing... Lois: Hey, you're right! I think I see a peeping tom! Clark: What? Well, see? That's news. Someone spying on them? That could really be a story. Who is it? Where is...? Lois: *glare* Clark: Oh. ---- Lois: Clark, you've got the curtains closed. How are we supposed to see anything? How are we going to get any pictures? And what are you looking at? Clark, thinking: Oh, crap. Was I using X-ray vision? It's so easy to look right through that I forget everyone else can't. Clark, out loud: Yeah, uh... I was just trying to... calibrate the white balance on the camera. That's it. And... can you believe how dusty these drapes are? We really should complain to the front desk...
When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.
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Lois: Seriously, Clark, we need a longer lens. We just will not get the fine details with this thing.
Clark, seeing just fine with his eyes: Really? Just how fine a detail do you need, anyway?
Lois: I want to be able to see the senator's mouth twitch when he is lying....
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Seriously, Clark. Have you gone nuts? All the equipment in the world won't turn you into Jimmy Olsen. You're still just a photojournalist wannabe.
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Lois: If you say 'it's not the size of the lens, it's how you use it', I'm gonna punch you, Clark.
TEEEEEJ
Jayne Cobb: Shepherd Book once said to me, "If you can't do something smart, do something RIGHT!
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