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<Australian accent> "Now, this isn't your ordinary sheila. This here is a rare North American Intrepid Investigative Reporter. She may look like she's asleep right now, but, crikey! She could strike at any moment! It doesn't matter how invulnerable you think you are. You have to use real caution when approaching her. But if you stay focused and move in ever so slowly, you just might get the chance of a lifetime..."
When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.
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Kerth
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Clark: Now Lois I want you to close your eyes and imagine that you are in a quiet place. The sea is calm and the sun is shining brightly and... (Clark sprints off to save the day)
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched they must be felt with the heart
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Clark: Picture in your mind's eye a white beach, gentle surf, clear blue skies caressed by graceful clouds. The perfume of lush orchids wafts over you on sultry breezes. The songs of chimps afire with the mating urge...
Lois: Huh?
Clark: Yeah, didn't work for me either.
The key to change... is to let go of fear - Rosanne Cash
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Features Writer
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Clark: The urge to shop is leaving, leaving your mind, floating away on a happy cloud.....
TEEEEEEJ
Jayne Cobb: Shepherd Book once said to me, "If you can't do something smart, do something RIGHT!
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Originally posted by CheeseoftheMonth:
Clark: Picture in your mind's eye a white beach, gentle surf, clear blue skies caressed by graceful clouds. The perfume of lush orchids wafts over you on sultry breezes. The songs of chimps afire with the mating urge...
Lois: Huh?
Clark: Yeah, didn't work for me either. That was an awesome caption! 
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Kudos to gr8shades and Mr. D8a for coming up with top-notch captions within ten minutes of my posting the pic. I enjoyed the scissors, as well as the telepathy. Shimauma's hypnosis was pretty darn funny, as well.
The top monkey for this round, though, is Hatman. Indeed, this is no ordinary sheila. Your cyberbananas will be arriving shortly.
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Originally posted by Mister Data:
Clark: Telepathy is really easy, just close your eyes, and focus on communicating with me.
Lois:*yeah, now that I have my eye's closed, I don't see your tie and I can focus.*
Clark: Hey, I heard you....HEY!!!!
 yeah, these ties truly are distracting. Great caption. Gr8shades, I also loved your haircut caption 
kill a cliché, save a reader
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Me? Really? With that competition? Thanks! Okay then, time for a new pic... ![[Linked Image]](http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3086/2305231995_c8ded1fa5b.jpg)
When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.
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Kerth
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Superman is not impressed that City Hall has recently employed him to pick up rabbit droppings.
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched they must be felt with the heart
Helen Keller
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Top Banana
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"Brown M&M's? You're giving me brown M&M's??! How many times do I have to tell you people? Superman doesn't do brown M&M's!"
When Life Gives You Green Velvet Curtains, Make a Green Velvet Dress.
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...thus with the Great Nuthoarding SquirrelGang no longer a threat, Metropolis was free to bake nut filled treats to their hearts content, thanks to Superman...
Jayne Cobb: Shepherd Book once said to me, "If you can't do something smart, do something RIGHT!
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Pulitzer
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Superman: Ok, Mazic, I've pulled out all my teeth and bronzed them. HAPPY?
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Originally posted by HatMan: Me? Really? With that competition? Thanks!
Okay then, time for a new pic...
ok, I can explain that...We used to watch a show that had an Australian in it and one of his favorite sayings had 'sheila' in it. James
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Superman: Dr Klein, my web-shooters seem to be malfunctioning.
Klein: That's Spiderman, Clark. You don't have web-shooters.
Superman: Then what the hell is this?
Klein: I don't even want to know.
The key to change... is to let go of fear - Rosanne Cash
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Actually, I just picked Hatman's because I liked it. So here's a walk on the wiley side: Green kryptonite takes away my powers and can even kill me. Red kryptonite makes me indifferent. Copper kryptonite just ticks me off.  Don't make me angry; you don't want to see me angry. Elisabeth
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Rabbit droppings, Superman getting hissy over candy, bronzed teeth (which really do fit his strange facial expression), gangs of nut-hoarding squirrels, web-shooters, strange new types of kryptonite... ARGH! I can't decide!! Uhm... (Oh, yeah... Great job, guys!) Right... uhm... Wait a sec. 6 options... I got it! Random Dice Roll!! Okay, the die came back with a 2. Gr8shades, you're up!
When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.
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Funny Paul! I dreamt this morning that I won this and I was like, how could I possibly beat the rabbit poo and the bronzed teeth??? Now I know! 
When Life Gives You Green Velvet Curtains, Make a Green Velvet Dress.
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When Life Gives You Green Velvet Curtains, Make a Green Velvet Dress.
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Clark: Hehe, that Jughead really cracks me up.
Lois (thinking): I've married an idiot.
The key to change... is to let go of fear - Rosanne Cash
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