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Oh I don't know... Coolgirl, why don't you have the next go. 
When Life Gives You Green Velvet Curtains, Make a Green Velvet Dress.
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ME? <squeaks>  Oh ho ho ho!! I'm not all that good in choosing pics... anyway here goes... ![[Linked Image]](http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj244/coolgirl80_album/pencil.jpg)
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Clark(thinking): Where'd I leave that pencil?
When Life Gives You Green Velvet Curtains, Make a Green Velvet Dress.
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Lois, typing: I hate you, Clark! How could you do this to me??
Clark, thinking: I can't believe it worked! You put something in her mouth, and she can't talk! Even though she could just spit it out or reach up with her hands to take it out... it's like the possibility doesn't even occur to her. This is amazing. You'd think with the number of times she's been bound and gagged, she'd have figured it out by now.
Hmm... I could try to explain it to her. Could be important the next time she gets caught and tied up. But maybe it's worth the risk...
When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.
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Clark: Wow Lois I know you're dedicated to your job, but supergluing a pencil to your teeth in protest won't stop Perry from killing our story.
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched they must be felt with the heart
Helen Keller
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 TEEEEEJ 
Jayne Cobb: Shepherd Book once said to me, "If you can't do something smart, do something RIGHT!
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Clark: Biting down on something hard isn't supposed to stop pain, Lois. Its so you don't break your teeth. And really, I don't think its all that painful.
Lois: *Spits out pencil* Not that PAINFUL?? CLARK! CAT got nominated for a Kerth! CAT!
Mmm cheese.
I vid, therefor I am.
The hardest lesson is that love can be so fair to some, and so cruel to others. Even those who would be gods.
Anne Shirley: I'm glad you spell your name with a "K." Katherine with a "K" is so much more alluring than Catherine with a "C." A "C" always looks so smug.
Me: *cries*
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I thought I'd wait for a couple more entries but then I'm leaving for a neighboring state and won't be online until Sunday (I think) so... Choosing is difficult... but I think I'll give it to you Hatman! 
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Sorry, wasn't thinking. I'm going in for medical testing in the morning. Not going to get much sleep tonight, and I'm not sure how I'll be feeling afterwards. I'm probably going to be out of touch for a while, too.
Glad you liked my caption, but I think it's better if someone else posts the next picture.
When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.
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Ok here you go... again, gr8shades! 
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When Life Gives You Green Velvet Curtains, Make a Green Velvet Dress.
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Ellen: Their real and spectaular!
Ha yeah I kinda suck that this lol :p
Misha: I'm not a crackpot!
Martha: No dear, trust me, you are.
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My hubby suggested this one... That's why they say it's difficult to get three women together... and even if, by some extraordinary, phenomenal circumstance, they do get together... they try not to face each other! That's the only way to keep them civil and smiling.
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Ellen Droid: Let's party!
Lois Droid: Tee hee!
Martha: I understand what you're saying, Jonathan, but the man must be stopped. Baby Gunderson was one thing, but these androids of Ellen and Lois are way over the edge.
Ellen Droid: Let's party!
Lois Droid: Tee hee!
Jonathan (off screen): You're right, Martha. I was just saying that I like this Ellen better.
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Martha: Nice blouse, Ellen.
Ellen: Thank you. It's to remind my worthless husband that if he ever cheats on me again, I'll take a waffle iron to his chest.
Martha: I... see...
Ellen: I can't take my eyes off the man, and I don't mean that in the good way.
Lois (pointedly ignoring her mother): Hello, Ficus. How are you doing over there in the corner? You know, it's so nice to make a new frond. You really shouldn't be such a wallflower...
Ficus (OS): *rustle, rustle* [Translation, with thanks to Meredith Knight: Self is pleased to be showered with attention. Self would prefer to be showered with actual water...]
When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.
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Ficus (OS): *rustle, rustle* [Translation, with thanks to Meredith Knight: Self is pleased to be showered with attention. Self would prefer to be showered with actual water...] <snort!> LOL, Paul, you're hilarious. BJ
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Well, like I said there, I can\'t take all the credit ...
When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.
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Aaargh!  I've been banished to an internetless hell! Paul pick the next one - I haven't even read them! Sorry people! Back tomorrow.
When Life Gives You Green Velvet Curtains, Make a Green Velvet Dress.
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Oh, wow. Stuck without internet? Yikes. Hope you get that cured/fixed/whatever soon! Meantime, let's keep this thread going. Next one, coming up... ![[Linked Image]](http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3061/2365616477_85de080b86.jpg) (Thanks to Christiane for this one. )
When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.
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Clark: See, Lois? I got all those hints you were dropping about where to have our honeymoon! An island...in the pacific...
Lois: Clark, I was trying to nudge you toward *HAWAII*, not Alcatraz.
Clark: ...oh.
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