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Lady, I don't care who you are. I don't want to wrestle you. Not even with both hands tied behind your back.
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Top Banana
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Ok, time to pick a winner... TEEEJ, you're up! 
When Life Gives You Green Velvet Curtains, Make a Green Velvet Dress.
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OOOOO!!!  Okay lemme go find sumthin to post....
Jayne Cobb: Shepherd Book once said to me, "If you can't do something smart, do something RIGHT!
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AWWWW don't he look pouty?? ![[Linked Image]](http://bp1.blogger.com/_ObDz2JQfhTE/SBYC-rxng_I/AAAAAAAAAmg/z9ojTzleTw4/s320/LoisandClarks610.jpg) GO!!
Jayne Cobb: Shepherd Book once said to me, "If you can't do something smart, do something RIGHT!
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Top Banana
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All collagen and no botox makes Superman a grumpy boy.
When Life Gives You Green Velvet Curtains, Make a Green Velvet Dress.
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Top Banana
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(ok, not so original but,)
His response when Lois said he had hat hair...
If she had to move heaven and Earth, perhaps come back to haunt Perry and explain the story after they'd killed her, she would do it.
Waking a Miracle by Aria
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Clark: What are you talking about, Lois? This IS my sexy face!
Lois: Oh boy...
Clark: And that's MY line.
Mmm cheese.
I vid, therefor I am.
The hardest lesson is that love can be so fair to some, and so cruel to others. Even those who would be gods.
Anne Shirley: I'm glad you spell your name with a "K." Katherine with a "K" is so much more alluring than Catherine with a "C." A "C" always looks so smug.
Me: *cries*
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Hack from Nowheresville
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Superman: Whatcha Talkin' about Lois?
Misha: I'm not a crackpot!
Martha: No dear, trust me, you are.
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Kerth
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Clark: Explain it to me again. You're saying that somehow the coffeemaker spontaneously combusted and the only way to put out the fire was to beat it with my new Armani jacket? Whatever happened to yelling "help, Superman"?
Lois: You know, I have a funny feeling that you didn't tell me your biggest secret.
Clark: Well, just to put your little mind at ease, Lois, you're right.
Ides of Metropolis
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Merriwether
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It was my Space Rat and it didn't want to wear doll clothes. Now, give it back.
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Pulitzer
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Lois: Now go be a good boy and save the people on the bridge, or no more Ho-Hos or Ring Dings for you! (And when I get my hands on whoever unearthed that piece of red K...)
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Lois: No! I have to work! I'm chasing a hot lead! I am not going to dash home in the middle of the day so we can play "Snuffleupagus and the big blue Nookie Monster!"
SM: Aww. But me love nookie!
When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.
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BWAHAHAHAHA!!!! These are all freaking good. I wanna give it one more day, but these are already making me spew liquid and pee my pants like a demon possesed preteen.
TEEEEEEEJ
Jayne Cobb: Shepherd Book once said to me, "If you can't do something smart, do something RIGHT!
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Hack from Nowheresville
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so um is there a winner yet? 
Misha: I'm not a crackpot!
Martha: No dear, trust me, you are.
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YES!!! lisime you had me at "Whatchoo" seeing as my youngest just discovered Different Strokes on BET.
Go make a caption!
TEEEEEEEJ
Jayne Cobb: Shepherd Book once said to me, "If you can't do something smart, do something RIGHT!
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Hack from Nowheresville
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YAY! Thanks TEEEEEEEJ! here you guys go! ![[Linked Image]](http://gallery.followtomorrow.net/albums/albums/superman/lnc/s1/112/112_634.jpg)
Misha: I'm not a crackpot!
Martha: No dear, trust me, you are.
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Top Banana
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Martha: Come on, Clark. That’s not the face of someone thinking happy thoughts.
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Martha: All together now, *singing* 'I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky, I think about it every night and day…'
Clark: Mother, you’re not helping.
When Life Gives You Green Velvet Curtains, Make a Green Velvet Dress.
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Going off Gr8shades music theme...
Martha: I know it's not easy to be you, Clark, but I promise, jumping won't change anything...except the surface of the sidewalk.
TEEEEEEJ
Jayne Cobb: Shepherd Book once said to me, "If you can't do something smart, do something RIGHT!
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How in the world am I supposed to know what my happy thought is if I have no memories?
Carol
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Originally posted by gr8shadesofElvis:
Martha: Come on, Clark. That’s not the face of someone thinking happy thoughts.  Too funny!
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Pulitzer
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Clark: Look, ma! I'm flying!! Whee!
Martha: Clark! Come down here! Yes, it's really cool that you have your own mini-trampoline, but playing with it on the roof is just not safe!
When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.
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