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Clark: Lois, you know that Mxyzptlk put us into a old comedy show! You should know better than to try and cook anything!
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Clarkie: Ay! Carumba! Tempus made changes to the soul tracker. He has some 'splainin to do.
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<bomb explodes>
Clark: Dirty mouth?
Lois: Clean it up! Chew Orbit gum!
Ha yeah I watch way too much tv.
Misha: I'm not a crackpot!
Martha: No dear, trust me, you are.
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rofl! James, that was pretty much what I was thinking.
The only known quantity that moves faster than
light is the office grapevine. (from Nan's fabulous Home series)
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I know I'm a nag, but it's been a week is this thread still going?
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I know it's not Ms. Ball, but...
CK/S:But I don't love Lucy, I love Lois.
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.
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*crash, bang* Superman: Oh no! Where have I landed this time? Lucy: Superman! What are you doing here? Superman: I lost control of my powers, and... What happened to all the colors? Am I going blind? Lucy: Colors? What colors? Well, never mind about that. Who are you? You don't look like the Superman I know ... Superman: Huh? *turns around, confused* Oh no! Look what I've done to your wall! Lucy: The wall? Oh! Ricky's gonna flip out when he sees that! And he's due home in less than an hour! Superman: I'm so sorry! I... uhm... I'll... Lucy: Don't worry about it. I've got a plan. Superman: Why does that worry me even more? Lucy: Everything will be fine, really! Ethel knows a guy. We'll fix it up real quick. Ricky will never notice that there's a door where the window used to be! Superman: Uhm... well... if you're sure... Lucy: Of course I'm sure! Trust me! What could possibly go wrong? But I've got to get going! I'm going to need to get those guys over here! Superman: But... wait! Where am I? Lucy: Let me see... You say you lost control of your powers. And you're missing all the color... Supey, I think I can 'splain. You're on the wrong show. This is Nick at Nite. I figure you landed about three channels over. Superman: Ay caramba!
When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.
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Lucy: Colors? What colors? Well, never mind about that. Who are you? You don't look like the Superman I know... I thought of the exact same thing, Paul.
~~Even heroes have the right to dream.~~
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Superman: Oh no! The thread's been abandoned!
Lois: Brucieeeee!
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But seriously, if Cat doesn't choose a winner in the next day or so I think someone just needs to post a new pic.
Any takers?
The key to change... is to let go of fear - Rosanne Cash
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In the girl scouts they have an old tradition: whoever goes to the ladies room volunteers to head up the cookie campaign. Is that the kind of volunteer we're looking for?
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Ok, in the interests of getting this thread going again, I'm heading up the cookie campaign. ![[Linked Image]](http://i270.photobucket.com/albums/jj88/cheeseothemo/LordoftheFlys210.jpg) What have you got?
The key to change... is to let go of fear - Rosanne Cash
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Ching:...one last thing, Kal El, according to Kryptonian tradition you have to pass through the gauntlet of slobbering, grabby fangurls to take your place in Kryptonian government.
Clark: Dude, no way!
Ching: 'Fraid so.
Clark: Who comes up with these goofy traditions?
Ching: I've been taught that a favorite concubine named Teej had something to do with it.
Jayne Cobb: Shepherd Book once said to me, "If you can't do something smart, do something RIGHT!
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Ching: I've been taught that a favorite concubine named Teej had something to do with it. More like CG! 
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Clark: It's not that I feel stuck in the rat race, but it is disheartening that the cubicles are made of cheese.
~*~
Ching: You know if the writers strike again you may be stuck on New Krypton forever.
Kal-El: I'm feeling blue enough as it is; don't kick a man while he's down.
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Ching: Black suit, black Ray-Bans, Clark. That’s the dress code.
Clark: Yeah, but I make this look gooooood!
Ching: Lose the ‘S’.
Clark: Say, do I get a fancy car and some tiny, high-powered handgun?
Ching: No, but you can have a rod with a blob on each end. It kinda works the same.
Clark: Cool. What about the flashy light thing? Can I have one of those?
Ching: It’s called a Neuraliser, and, no.
Clark: What! Why?
Ching: It’s not standard issue.
Clark: How am I supposed to be the first, last and only line of defence against the worst scum of the universe if I can’t have a Neuraliser?
Ching: I’m sure you’ll manage fine without one.
Clark: Aww, come on!
Ching: I said NO!
Clark: Pleeeeeeeeease?
Ching: Hey look, an elephant!
Clark: Where?!
FLASH!
Ching: Just lose the ‘S’.
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4th of July weekend does belong to Will Smith after all.
When Life Gives You Green Velvet Curtains, Make a Green Velvet Dress.
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lol, gr8shades. Nice one! So that's how he kept his secret identity after everything that happened in Smallville!
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Ching: Next, to prove your worthiness to rule, you must face a physical test...
Clark: I thought you tested me back on Earth.
Ching: That was for my satisfaction, to prove that you were capable before we let the others know you were alive. Now, you must prove it in a formal test, in front of everyone.
Clark: I see. And what does this test entail?
Ching: The council members will launch a series of orbs in your direction. You must prove your agility and combat strategy. Do not let a single orb touch you. Not unless you're sure you can catch it. Doing so is difficult, but if you can manage...
Clark: Wait a sec. You're telling me that to prove my royal ability, I have to play dodgeball?!
When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.
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Ching: Ok, Lord Kal-El,let's take this from the top again...
Clark: Sorry, Ching, but it is difficult to keep straight all the new changes.
Ching: Yes, I know, but it must be done.
Clark nodded: Yes, I understand. So, let's see if I remember correctly. Black is really White and Blue is really Green...
Ching sighs: No, no, no...Blue is Yellow, Green is Magenta and Red is Cyan...
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"Clark, I have news..."
"Yes, Ching?"
"It seems there was a clerical error. You're not engaged to Lady Zara, after all..."
"That's great! Then I can go and..."
"... You're engaged to me."
"Oh."
When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.
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Originally posted by HatMan:
"... You're engaged to me."
"Oh." Ching: By the way, Kal...love the "S"...purrrrr <wink> TEEEEEEEJ
Jayne Cobb: Shepherd Book once said to me, "If you can't do something smart, do something RIGHT!
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CG
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