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"Umm...err, hi...Clark. Business casual is not this...relaxed." She thinks to herself, 'But it would be nice if it was!'
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Top Banana
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Clark: They're real and they are spectacular! (again  )
When Life Gives You Green Velvet Curtains, Make a Green Velvet Dress.
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Hi, Clark. I was... uhm... just wondering if I... uhm... couldborrowyourtowel*yoink* Thanks!
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Uhm... you know, Clark, when you invited me over for beefcake, I thought you meant you'd be making meatloaf... But this is much yummier! Uhm... I mean... how could you?! How could... uhm... excuse me...
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Oh... hi, Clark... I just dropped by because I wanted to take a pec at your piece... the article, that is... that you were doing for the biceptennial of the abs... abs... Uhm, I think I need to lie down for a while. Can I use your bed?
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Hey, Lois, what do you think of my suit? I got it to wear to this ball I was going to with a Nigerian princess. She set me up with the emperor's own tailor...
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Superman! What are you doing in Clark's apartment? Oh, never mind. I can see, you're taking a shower. I guess I never really thought about where you live or what you do when you're not flying around rescuing people. It's nice of Clark to let you use his place like this. Have you seen him? Not that I'm trying to get rid of you or anything! Of course not that! I was just wondering... But never mind. So, wow. The suit does come off. Not that I'm staring. I just came here to see Clark and I'm surprised not to see him and to see you here instead and... Ooo, nice S! Uhm, that is, I'm happy to see you. Not *see* you, because I can see a lot more of you than usual, but of course... Uhm, why are you looking at me like that?
When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.
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I've got to jump in here before I leave tomorrow and name Paul the winner. Borrow your towel, biceptennial of the abs, and Lois' babbling. All of 'em excellent.
My caption:
Lois: So you're him! I never would have guessed...
Clark: Him who?
Lois: The guy who runs around in public showing off his body.
Clark (freaking out): Whowhowho...Who's that?
Lois: C'mon, Clark, I know you've seen him on the news.
Clark: Superman?
Lois: Him? No! The Streak.
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.
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Pulitzer
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Yay! Glad you liked, Woody.  So, new pic... Okay... Let's try this one: ![[Linked Image]](http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3243/2816578126_fe6258d9fe.jpg) (Thanks again to followtomorrow.net!)
When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.
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Top Banana
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Martha: Wait! I thought you were only supposed to be disintegrating Clark!
Kryptonian(OS): Oops, sorry. All you earthlings look the same to me.
When Life Gives You Green Velvet Curtains, Make a Green Velvet Dress.
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Martha: That's right honey, open you mouth like this. Let the nice dentist Dr. Krypton examine your teeth.
Clark (OS): No Moooooooom... he's gonna pull all my teeth out and I'll have to be content with Kryptonian dentures
Jonathan: Well son that's what you get for swallowing all those bombs and chemicals: rotten teeth
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched they must be felt with the heart
Helen Keller
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Hmm. This pic doesn't seem to have been too inspiring. Oh well.
Doesn't feel right picking a winner with just two entries, so I'll just leave it open. Whoever finds a decent pic first, go for it!
When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.
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Hack from Nowheresville
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How about this pic... ![[Linked Image]](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v308/Captivated_Edge/Lois_Clark/STGTWNK_0.jpg)
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Pulitzer
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Lois: Really, it is the latest style. Soon, everyone will be putting ordinary objects next to their right ears. You should try it.
James
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Hack from Nowheresville
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Clark: Lois, I just can't get any signal with this new cell phone. Can you?
Lois: Clark.... :rolleyes:
Perry: (To Lois) Honey, this could be greatest story since Superman came to town. By-the-by, where is that husband of yours?
--Faster Than a Speeding Vixon
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Hack from Nowheresville
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OK, I know I can't technically "win" this round because it's my picture, but my BF just convinced me I needed to add this caption...  Caption: Thinking fast, Lois attempts to cover for Clark... who hears a Who.
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Nunk: So, Lois, I hear your opponent has agreed to settle out of court if you'll resolve the dispute by mud wrestling with her on the Jerry Springer show. Will you accept the challenge? Or are you, as Toni Taylor claims, just a giant chicken?
Note on the back of Lois's briefcase (seen via x-ray vision): Fly me out of here. Now. Before I kill him.
Clark: Uhm, excuse me. My... uhm... coffee is... uhm... *glances at Lois*... ticking. Bye!
When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.
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Top Banana
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Bumping for new picture postage if anyone's interested.
When Life Gives You Green Velvet Curtains, Make a Green Velvet Dress.
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It's a wonderful display, Nunc--really lights up the sky just as if it were day. The only thing is, don't look directly at the Baby Jesus.
Elisabeth
who is also a fan of Home Improvement
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