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Mulder: Imagine if you could come back and take out five people who had caused you to suffer. Who would they be? Scully: I only get five? Mulder: I remembered your birthday this year, didn't I, Scully?
(The X-Files)
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*wheeze* can't breathe, can't stop laughing long enough to *wheeze* breathe! [Just one nit: the word is "nemesis."]
Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly.
- Under the Tuscan Sun
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Boards Chief Administrator Pulitzer
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Well... Ms. Gal-Who's-So-Incredibly-Silly-She's-Almost-Insane... (Mary for short )... that was
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Well, I was going to comment, but I see that I was beaten to the punch. So, I'm going to have to leave it at... Yeah, what they said. Mary! Very fun!! Specifically, though, I'm interested in this line: Narrator: And so ends our little adventure! Tune in next week and every week for the further adventures of The-Man-Who's-So-Incredibly-Strong-It's-Almost-Like-He's-Made-Out-Of-Steel! So, next week...? Paul
When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.
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I linked a non-FoLC (but comic fan) to the fic. These are her reactions: Peter Lorre is in it!? That's awesome. (a few minutes later) What. The. Hell. That was hilarious. Mary, you have another fan!
Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly.
- Under the Tuscan Sun
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Great parody, and LOL at poor Rob -- er, Rooster seeking hither and yon for someone to sidekick! Just one question: who is Peter Lorre? Hazel, still snickering at "mild hotdog"
Lois: You know the deal. Clark: Superman gets the guys in capes, Lois and Clark get the guys in suits.
-- Action Comics 827
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"Practice up your shielding spells...and remember to duck if you see green light coming your way." Harry Potter to Wizengamot in OotP trial A Bad Week in the Wizengamot
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Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly.
- Under the Tuscan Sun
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UP, up and away! Who was that masked man anyway?
"I'm red-eyed, tired and drunk" Teri Hatcher "Fun will now commence" 7of9
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rofl, Mary... you are a genius. That was *perfect* The "mild hotdogs" were a great touch PJ
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Mary: That was amazinggggggggg!!!!!!!!!! I can´t stop laughing Karla(who is hoping to read more soon)
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That was ROFL! Lax: What is it, Henchman? Did you get the xylophite I wanted for my plan to stop The-Man-Who's-So-Incredibly-Strong-It's-Almost-Like-He's-Made-Out-Of-Steel?
Henchman: Got it right here, Lax! See? (SFX: Xylophone music) This one particularly cracked me up See ya, AnnaBtG.
What we've got here is failure to communicate...
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Mary ROTFL!! Tricia
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I just came across this after what seems like a very long absence from the boards-- and what a great welcome back it was! Like the others, I was This: Henchman: Got it right here, Lax! See? (SFX: Xylophone music) and this: Extra #3: No, it's a Mouseketeer! and this: in his clever guise as a mild hotdog salesman named Manny Strongsteel--- Hero: Get yer mild hotdogs! were my favorite lines! And we're all apparently ready to tune in next week for more adventures of MWSISiALHMooS... have you got any more of 'em? ~Toc
TicAndToc :o)
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"I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three." -Elayne Boosler
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Thanks, everyone! I must say, I wasn't expecting such a huge reaction! Glad you liked it so much! Um, more? Well, to be honest, I don't really have more written---though I do have a couple episode ideas. So...I guess we'll see, but I woudn't plan on anything for the near future. Sorry. But I'm glad you like it!
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Hi, Cute.
Maria D. Ferdez. --- Don't like Luthor, unfinished, untitled and crossover story, and people that promises and don't deliver. I'm getting choosy with age. MAF
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ROTFL!!! Great parody.
I believe there's a hero in all of us that keeps us honest, gives us strength, makes us noble, and finally allows us to die with pride, even though sometimes we have to be steady and give up the thing we want the most. Even our dreams. -- Aunt May, Spider-Man 2
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