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Granted, someone does. In Hungarian. Now all you have to do is learn the language so that you can read it.

I wish the Greek Ministry of Education would decide that Advanced Mathematics are not an obligatory subject for those following the Science career track.

See ya,
AnnaBtG.

Granted! However, they've replaced it with Advanced Basket Weaving that literally bores you to tears!

(Wow, this is fun.)

I wish to find a well-paying job in customer service close to home.

Granted! Now your job is *in* your home - no commute time whatsoever and they pay you bucket-loads! Too bad the customers won't leave, and they're starting to get a bit volatile, too.

I wish I was still a whiz at math.

Sara

Granted, you now are a whiz at math. You become an advanced physics student, then the greatest scientist in the world leading to envious scientists assassinating you because they're jealous of your work.

I wish I could live in the Superverse.....

Granted! You now live in Metropolis. Right next door to Jimmy Olsen, as a matter of fact. You even get to see Superman on a fairly regular basis. Of course, as a more-or-less ordinary citizen of the city, you have no idea that Clark Kent is Superman. You also have no idea that your role in life has now been defined as "Citizen in Distress #3."

When a supervillain goes crashing around town, guess whose apartment gets smashed to dust?

When Mayson's car explodes, guess whose car is parked right next to it?

When the evil hypnotist decides to gather up a few unknowing patsies to become his mindless gun-toting slaves, guess who gets pulled off the street and brainwashed?

When aliens invade the city and start looking for hostages, guess who gets tied up, staked out, smacked around, and/or almost vaporized?

When the bad guys cause yet another blackout... you get the idea.

This sort of stuff happens to you on a weekly basis, to the point that you're constantly worried about what will happen next. You're afraid to leave your building in case, for example, a certain silver Jeep with the brakelines cut (again) should just happen to round the corner and crash into you (not killing you, but putting you in the hospital for another few weeks). On the other hand, you're afraid to stay indoors because who knows what's going to fall out of the sky (and through your window) this time?

But hey, at least Superman is starting to recognize you. Not that he's ever that happy to see you. Somehow, he realizes that just being within a one block radius of you is a recipe for disaster.

I wish that all spam emails would automatically bounce back to the orginal sender, along with five copies of the "delivery failure" notice.

Granted, however due to a minor technical flaw, every e-mail you send is considered spam.

By the way, that was hilarious what you did with my last wish. Let's see if you can do even better this time....

I wish I could read minds....

Granted! You can! At first, you can only get bits and pieces, more confusing then helpful. Then you get better at it, and you start to hear whole thoughts.

Unfortunately, the thoughts you hear are the ones directed at you -- many of which make you feel self-conscious.

With practice, your power grows even more, and soon you start hearing so many thoughts (most of them inane) that you're no longer sure which ones are yours. This starts to drive you nuts, but it doesn't stop there. Your power continues to grow until your head is so filled with the thoughts of others that you can hardly think at all.

Desperate, you move to a remote location, limiting your contact with the rest of the human race to the internet... Where you find that the difference between hearing the thoughts behind the words and being able to see nothing but plain text without even facial expressions or intonation to go with them makes it almost impossible for you to correctly understand what anyone means.

You go around misinterpreting everyone, which gets you ostracized from the online community in general... Leaving you a choice between going mad hearing everyone's thoughts or living out the rest of your days in complete isolation.

I wish I had a Smile Time Angel of my very own.

Granted. But the first night it's there, your house gets burglarized and they take it. Plus every other remotely valuable thing you own. Tough luck.

I wish I could teleport anywhere I wanted anytime I wanted.

Granted, but your atoms don't always come together properly on the other side and you end up dead because of it.......

I wish for a one off final episode of Angel that left no loose ends, was briliantly writen, acted and directed, with all the cast and crew from the series.

Granted! The episode is made, and it's absolutely perfect. Unfortunately, on the last day of shooting, there's an actual shooting. They kill the entire cast and crew. The director. The sound editor. The makeup lady. Nobody is spared. So, while the perfect episode exists, the only copy is gathering dust in a box at the back of the evidence lock up room in a police station in sunny California. Tough luck, old chap. (Btw, love how you specified the original cast. <g>)

I wish I had a time remote control. Like Tivo, but for life. Don't like how something played out? Hit rewind and do it again. Bored during a meeting? Fast forward! You get it.

Dave

Wish granted. Oops, I think you just erased yourself on accident...

I wish...hm, I wish I had time to get more than 6 hours of sleep a night.


JD

Granted! Tough luck about getting kicked out of school and losing your job, though. But, hey! You've got tons of free time now!

I wish I wasn't getting sick.

Sara

Granted! You are no longer getting sick. You are now fully sick. Enjoy!

I wish I could undelete Dave, so he could answer the next wish.

Granted, too bad he answers in a strange mix of German, Polish, French and Italian that no one can understand.


I wish to be ruler of the world.

Granted didn't Hitler and Napoleon want the same thing? I trust you remember what became of them.

I wish that I could join the circus for a day

Granted! You get to clean elephant droppings for a full 24 hours!

I wish I could go to the beach today.

Granted! Aren't the waters off the coast of Antarctica beautiful! Hope you brought your long underwear - and about eight other layers!

I wish I could get the results of an hours worth of exercise without actually having to get up off my couch. <g>

Jill

All right. You get all the tiredness and the cramps an hour's worth of exercise brings You won't be able to leave your couch for the next three days.

I wish my writing was impeccable in all aspects.

See ya,
AnnaBtG.

Granted! Except all your stories are so good, all your readers either don't understand them, or are intimidated by your brilliance, so you never receive feedback ever again.

I...um...I wish my husband had mailed the Vehicle Registration Form like you're supposed to and I didn't have to go to DMV tonight!!

Granted! Unfortunately, the forms weren't filled out right and the check was for the wrong amount, so you'll have to go to the DMV later at absolutely the worst time and have to pay a penalty on top of that. Oh, and on the way there, you're pulled over for speeding, so along with your speeding ticket, you're given another ticket for having an expired registration.

I wish I didn't get headaches so often, like the one I have now.