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#208233 10/09/06 11:40 PM
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I found these photos online. WARNING: Don't drink anything while viewing them.

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#208234 10/10/06 12:18 AM
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Supes with a motorcycle and a weapon. Did they accidentally put the wrong superhero on the package by mistake? And what is with the garbled English on the back?


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#208236 10/10/06 03:09 AM
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Hahaha!

I saw your warning, saw the top of Superman's head...ok that looks pretty normal...saw the motorcycle and totally snorted. goofy

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#208237 10/10/06 04:19 AM
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It is sooo obviously a Chinese knock-off... The doll looks like Superman from the 70's.

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#208238 10/10/06 05:27 AM
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Why on Earth would Superman need a motorcycle if he can fly? razz

Dumb toy. laugh rotflol


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#208239 10/10/06 04:15 PM
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Well, uh, it might be easier to make your plastic toy Superman ride a motorcycle than to make it fly.

Besides, as we saw in Superman Returns, sometimes the Big Blue Boy Scout loses his powers... who's to day he doesn't need a motorcycle when he does?

And moreover... uh, moreover... oh, moreover those photos were hilarious!!!! Imagine poor Supes' discovery: own lover Louis silk (!!!) has already had the male friend and a child the (a child the what? A child, the fruit of unfaithfulness? A child, the fruit of faithfulness - uh, you know what I mean?)

Thanks for finding this and sharing it with us!!

Ann

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I so love this...and one day learn to not drink and check the boards at the same time...


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There WAS a warning in the beginning of the post, GuineaPants. wink

Incredible what they will do to sell toys for children.

The interesting part is that the choking hazard warnings are perfect (no English errors). Wonder if the warnings are put AFTER it's imported. wink

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Oh, much so I love this do garbled English is.

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I keep wondering why he has not just one gun but two...and why is he on a motorcycle? I mean do they know nothing of Superman...it is so ridiculous...I WANT ONE!


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Well, I saw this and a fic just sort of fell out. Feel free to read it here

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Read story before the reading of this thread, but loudly did I smile for the funniness of. To ride choking hazard when fly he can would be of oddness for surety. Short tale to fall out of this picture there for Beth is complete naturalness.

Terry (who is aware of the hazards of mechanically translating English to Chinese or vice versa).


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#208246 08/02/08 02:57 AM
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Originally posted by malu:
The interesting part is that the choking hazard warnings are perfect (no English errors). Wonder if the warnings are put AFTER it's imported. wink
Likely it is a stock warning that has been used on countless different toys.


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Notice he has to re-return to New York. rotflol


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