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Wendy and I, in an epic round robin of exactly two, have constructed what we esteem to be a paradigm of perfection in L&C fanfic, in homage to a certain retired *cough* author.

While we fan away the flames from our abused thesauri, we present to you, the gentle readers, without further ado regarding whole lots of nothing:


Best Fic In The World (1/1)

Lois handed Clark the scissors. "Just do it, Clark," she said.

"Oh, and by the way, Lois, I promise I'll never want kids."

They smiled with pure love as he began to cut away her hair.

The End

I beg to differ. You missed out a line:

Lois handed Clark the scissors. "Just do it, Clark," she said.

In a small darkroom on the other side of town, there was a brief flash of light and a puff of smoke where once a promising young gofer had stood. Meanwhile, back in the townhouse...

"Oh, and by the way, Lois, I promise I'll never want kids."

They smiled with pure love as he began to cut away her hair.

Yvonne

I think that this deserves another little addition to the story.

How about:

Lois handed Clark the scissors. "Just do it, Clark," she said.

In a small darkroom on the other side of town, there was a brief flash of light and a puff of smoke where once a promising young gofer had stood. Meanwhile, back in the townhouse...

"Oh, and by the way, Lois, I promise I'll never want kids."

They smiled with pure love as he began to cut away her hair.


Lois had a sudden stray thought. "Clark, have you ever thought of growing a beard and taking up the guitar?"

Now, it's perfect!!

Irene