That was wonderfully funny, Zeke!
My favorite lines:
Lex: Lois, will you marry me?
Lois: Yes.
Superman: NOOOOOOOOOO!
Lois: Wait, no.
Lex: NOOOOOOOOOO! (jumps off LexCorp building)
Lois: Wait, yes. Lex? Hello? Oooh... guess that's a no after all.
*giggle*
Write more just like that!