EW: It's funny how that treat never gets old. Kind of like chocolate or ice cream.
ER:
Yeah, did you ever find old chocolate or ice cream in your fridge?
Okay, I'll grant you ice cream, but chocolate? That stuff can last YEARS.... not in my house, mind you, but in some weird, health food addict's apartment, or something.
LOIS: Clark? How long have you had chocolate buried under all these veggies? And why didn't you give it to ME?
EW: Although, I'll be doing some more jumping in the next Section than I did in this one.
ER: By Delorian or locomotive?
Now, Michael, that would be telling, wouldn't it?
EW: I'm sure in one of my stories I didn't torture Clark and/or Lois. Um... Perhaps?... Maybe one? (Torture=conflict, right?)
ER: So…you either mentally or physically abuse your characters but would like to qualify only the mental abuse as torture so you can keep a less than black record?
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EW: Possibly. Oooh. Wait! I've got it. Trade Secret. There was NO torture in that story.
CLARK:
EW: No, according to the judge, that doesn't work. It was an Nfic. Never mind. I'll keep searching for a story where I don't torture my characters in any way shape or manner. If I have to, I'll make it a personal challenge.