EW: Just ambiance, Michael.
ER: So…you saying that a frog sometimes is just a frog and when Clark kisses it , it won’t turn into a Lois?
CLARK: WHEN have I ever kissed a frog and had it turn into Lois? The opposite happens more often than I care to admit, though.
ER: Oh. laugh Also, poor Lois…
EW: His ENTIRE body was 4".
ER: Honest mistake?
GFIC. And they are out on the street.
ER: Aaaand the bride is jealous because the groom went a bit wild with her twin sister
EW: It's not like I ALWAYS go there.
LOIS:
What does the EW mean by ‘sometimes she goes there’?
Um...
EW: Oh, so you HAVE read this before.
ER: And no… Or did you mean in general?
I hope not!
EW: Give this guy Ralph's phone number as a consolation prize.
ER: /regifts prize to Ari Carlin/
ARI: /regifts it to Gretchen Kelly/
ER: And here I thought she looked forward to taking his naiveté.
EW: She doesn't like it when other people get to it first.
ER: Cake and eating it, huh?
CLARK: Lois wants to eat my naiveté?
CLARK: /pulls chocolate tort out of the oven/ I call it "My Sweet Naiveté". Did my mom tell you that I won first place at the Smallville County Fair with it?
ER: She’s a bit of a tease, isn’t she? Almost as much as Lana.
LANA: Hey! I *did* put out only one (?) year into the relationship!
Lana doesn't feature in this story. In WC, it was over 3 years and it didn't have good results.
EW: Her apartment was destroyed.
ER: Tried to cook without a microwave?
LOIS: I went with "alien invasion".