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How was that for memorable? Comments?

How did the Kryptonite get round Lois' neck. She'd never let that happen ... no matter how much she was playing the part for Lex.

Oh, I get it. Something that confused me for a moment when I read it, but then I just moved past and accepted it.

Lois left ... Lex began whatever his plans were (for project K) then Lois was suddenly there again.

MuuuaaaHaaaaHaaaa

Sleight of hand ... I get it.

You got me with Lois asking about her mother. It seemed (kind of) reasonable that she'd come back to ask about her mother, but also odd.

Anyway. Next part soon please. Don't let anything bad happen to Clark please (even though we all knew something like this would come anyway).

I agree! The real Lois would never wear a chunk of kryptonite (at least not consciously) ... is she a clone?

Clois, is here! I first thought it was a fantasy he was playing out with Mrs. Cox until that final scene.

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That's what she was going to ask Lex about before she left, but then he said they'd talk about it that evening on their "final" date and she got distracted.

Define "bad".

chelo & Christina: Thanks for reading and commenting.

Lex is being a very bad man and yet nobody thinks that Lex FORCED her to wear it?



This will be answered (somewhat) in the next part... And as I've stated before...

Oh? Interesting theory.

Posting as usual, Wednesday Night, unless I finish Part 178 before Tuesday, then I'll post then. Thanks for your comments and guesses.

I figure, I already know what not to expect, so peeking into the spoiler shouldn’t hurt, right? Besides, it’s so…tempting

I chose to read this that he checked that she’s safe, and then, when she went to take a shower and hard scrub down, he chose to make really sure she’s safe and not hurting herself during her exfoliation.

That shouldn’t take more than 10 minutes, right?

So…how does he hold his apartment that’s costing him nine even a month?

Prison riot?

Clark had been blissfully sleeping and dreaming of burning children. I’m guessing that took a good two minutes before he woke up. Plus, it must have taken more than two minutes for enough of a fire to start to get all the children in the Luthor Prision for Homeless Children all riled up. Don’t they have fire alarms? And wouldn’t someone notice a fire before all the kids are up and screaming? I mean, they have to have some armed guards patrolling the hallways, right? Anyhow, I guess I’m coming from the angle that it should only take 3-5 Minutes for the fire trucks to show up after the fire got reported and Superman must have slept longer than that

She’s wonderfully snobbish!
LEX:

But isn’t he continuously stubbing her?
LEX: She’s always beneath me.

Maybe a comma after ‘sharply’?



Afraid she might push him out of a flying helicopter right in front of the pilot (aka the help)?

LEX: No, I haven’t. Will need to fix that.
LOIS: So, you’re going to be paying more attention to me from now on?
LEX: No…that’s not what I meant.

?
?

As opposed to…?
LEX: My wedding night?
LOIS:

He could lock her up afterwards?

MINDY: Don’t worry, sister. You don’t want them to respect your snugglebums. You only want them to fear and respect *you*. That’s why I gassed my first board.

Maybe he should confer with his psychiatrist about that.

ARI: … and it is my firm believe that the accused Mr. Luthor is permanently insane and requires constant supervision and sedation. I can recommend the Luthor House for the Mentally Unstable. It is set up to handle the most extreme cases of psychosis.
LEX:

And what does she think when they will need to change the bloody sheets the next morning?
LOIS: I’m not a virgin.
LEX:

/points at Labby’s Masques/

I can’t help it but while it sounds cute when Clark says it, with Lex it’s just…creepy.

Interesting. Can one call a woman virtuous if she’s only holding on to her virtue in front of her fiancé while trying her best to be less than virtuous with another guy?

Well…maybe a morphine overdose.

LOIS: So…what’s the minimum thing to do to still consider this marriage consummated?
BENDER:
LOIS: I’ll be doing less and he’ll like it.
MRs. COX:
LOIS: Fine. I can do that.

Hope Lex doesn’t mind frost bites down there.
LOIS: He’d be lucky if that’s all the bites he’d get.

She will make quite the crime queen.

Ooooh! This is evil. Hinting at a Lois-do.



Huh. Hologram!

So, that’ what the spoiler was about?

Maybe some stronger psychoactive medication is needed?

He’s really using Mrs. Cox as a punching bag, isn’t he? Oh, and yeah, had I not read the spoiler, I would probably have been a bit more what the hell? about this.

Oops? Superman? She didn’t call Octopus. Maybe she liked it? On the downside, Superman will not be flying back out of that green-K’d room.
LOIS: Great going there, Superbrains :rolleyes:

Intentionally missing ‘d’?

/external images ares still counted. You can't have more than <please count in prev. post> show up in a single post./

can you use ‘and’ instead of ‘in’ here?


BRAT: What? I told him what’s in it. He only mentioned ‘surpise’ casserole.

Well…what does he expect from cheap girls? They usually do go after the bad men.
LUCY: Hey! I’m not cheap.

What if the notes were covered in LSD?

Which means it *must* be true.
RAT: What? It also said that Superman had a twelve-way with the entire main cast of last years’ Love Fortress Int. He’s quite the stud!

Because it wasn’t that obvious back then?

I do wonder how that works… You show a suspect a photo of a more powerful dude, they say he’s the crook, and that’s it, they get bonus points.

Hence Lois’s aversion to intercourse with her fiancé.

And they really entrust Pete with Kryptonite?

Firebomb for the House?

‘be’ missing?

till it isn’t?

Characters in a children’s show? Cat the cat and Bill the dog.

Or held up until after the wedding.



So…oops?
LOIS: Great going there, Superbrains.

And that’s why you should train those moves. Don’t shove the would-be rapist *into* the building. You grab him at about the middle area of his body and fling him towards the window or glass door while keeping your fist closed. That way, most of the would-be rapist will end up on the street several stories below, even when you’re on the verge of getting kryptonite poisoning.

Mrs. Cox should really have gone with a watch-replica. Would have been so much more hurtful to him.

He’s not very smart while he’s being hurt by Kryptonite, is he? Not that he’s very smart to begin with.

Michael

Yeah, I'm really confused. I mean, I'm seeing the comments here that it must be Mrs. Cox, not Lois, that Luthor attacked, but wouldn't Clark know the difference? It's not like Mrs. Cox could easily substitute for Lois without some MAJOR work done, and if she was just seen by Lois that morning a few minutes before, she must still look like herself...

I'm so confused!!!!

Darth Michael: I counted 19 smilies in this part. I'll keep that in mind. Thanks.

Hey, you were warned that it was a SPOILER, so it's not my fault if it spoiled your fun.

CLARK: I... um... have... uh... no idea to what Michael could be...um... referring.

He's not the only one working, so he has to move at human speed.

He doesn't eat much. The Kents are also paying him a little bit for working on the farm, plus he had a little bit in savings.

JACK: Sounds about right.

Anyway, Clark's mind works fast, so it only takes a couple seconds of screaming to invade his dreams, which can move quickly as one's brain dreams at faster speeds than RL.

I'm sorry. Did you assume that the Luthor House for Homeless Children was in a good section of town with ample firehouses and had working fire alarms and smoke detectors?

So, you don't think part of her attitude is an act?

No sometimes she's... No, you're right. My mistake.

MRS. COX: That can't be... /grrrrr/

So that's where that extra comma I put in during Part 171 went. Thanks.

What really happened during Lois's purple octopus dream.
LOIS:

LOIS: If this is some kind of snide comment about my looks being like a horse, then we're through! /marches quickly out/

LOIS: Sounds accurate.

Well, perhaps Lex was planning something to occupy the hero's time.

But then he'd have to cancel the wedding and that would just look bad.

LOIS: Gee, thanks, Mindy. I'll keep that in mind.

ARI: Lock him up!

So true. It would be his just deserts for underestimating women.

Also, Mrs. Cox is an office assistant. She isn't the maid.

On my summer reading list (downloaded already onto my Nook awaiting for me to have spare time. Whatever THAT is.)

That's because when Clark says it, he's teasing. When Lex says it, it's a warning about what she should expect.

LEX: Say what?

CLARK: Well, that explains a lot.



Good thing Clark's invulnerable.
LOIS: Hey!

Crabs?

And the Oscar goes to...
LOIS: Thank you. I deserve it.



Lex wants to make sure that the fish takes the bait. Plus, he doesn't want to a) explain to Lois why his balcony doors need repairing, and b) doesn't want to have to repair them.

Hmmmm. It would be difficult to touch a hologram.

This will make more sense in Part 173. I'll do a breakdown of what really happened in this scene in that part's FDK for anyone still lost.

LEX: Ari, I'b subbosed to be gebbing marrieb. Leb me oub of here.

Ah, did you figure out what the three things Lex took out of his safe were?

CLARK: But... but... but... He was TOUCHING *her*!

I figured this SM would be smart enough not to meet with Luthor, just because the billionaire requested it of him, so I came up with another trap method.

Sadly the eye roll smilie was removed during upgrade. Here, try this one. /Although I'm not sure about the wink./

Yes.

*** Continuation of Response to Darth Michael's FDK***

19 smilies, 10 of which were ext. images. Thanks.

I always get his title wrong. Thanks. Fixed.

JIMBO: Better they, who are used to casserole, eat it than me.

JIMMYS:

LOIS: Hey! That's my sister.

Why Corban really needed the extra cash?

He'd be far gone before caring.

JIMBO: I know. Right?
PERRY: Where's Kent? I need someone with a brain to talk to.

Neither Lois nor Denny knew exactly what was happening to Jack.

BENDER: /Fist pump!/ Well, I can get Nigel St. John off, but I'm sorry Mr. Luthor, you'll be going to jail for a long time. No technicalities on your case.



No. More details on Lex's plan after I post the rest of that final scene in the next part.

Thanks. Fixed.

Well, the parts they planted over at the Jimmys' apartment were harmless because they were only parts. I haven't made Pete Black a Rhodes Scholar.

Or perhaps Bill THE Cat -> /Sorry, huge Bloom County fan. /

No, mostly lying on the floor.

But Lois was in trouble.

Yes, but then he'd be stuck with a murder charge. Especially if said "victim" doesn't corroborate his story.

SM would have been in pain but Luthor would be tossed out the window in his rage and then he would have taken over where Lex left off?

Now, that's not very nice. From that point his memories are a bit foggier. Perhaps there's another reason for his dulled brain as well.

Thanks for funny comments.

Colleen: Thanks for your comments.

Sorry about that. Originally, I was going to post the entire scene here but it would have gone WAY over the 20 page mark, so I cut it short, giving the Readers just a tease of what was to come. Plus, I figured you'd guys would want to know that Lex was okay after his altercation with the wall of his office.

This will be more clear in the next Part. If not, I'll do a scene breakdown of what Lex's full trap was in the FDK thread.

Let's just say that the SPOILER link may have given Darth Michael an idea of what I meant by "Sleight of Hand" for the Chapter title. You'll have to wait until tomorrow night to see if he was right or wrong. Thanks for reading.

When I read the first few comments, I wondered how anyone could be confused at what was going on. It seemed pretty obvious to me that it was Mrs. Cox dressed like Lois to lure Superman in. But then some of the other comments raised problems with that idea, like when did Mrs. Cox have time to change? And how could she look and sound enough like Lois to trick Clark, especially given his super-hearing and whatnot? So now I'm just as confused as everyone else.

<sarcasm>Yes, we were all on the edge of our seat hoping that Lex was ok.</sarcasm>

I'm guessing that I don't have to mention that I had hoped that he had fared far worse in his meeting with the wall.

Yea! More comments!

mrsMxyzptlk: Thank you for reading.

What a perfect reaction! Things will be more clear after I post tonight (especially after I post my scene breakdown in the FDK.) I promise.

What? None of you were worried about Lois's fiance?

LOIS: Lex can take care of himself. It's Clark I'm worried about.

CLARK: /clears throat/ Uh, Lois. Don't you *remember*? I wasn't in that last scene. /nudge, nudge/ That was *Superman*. Ix-nay on the reveal-say.

LOIS: Clark, you're just weird.

Thanks for commenting.

Yeah…right. As if it’s the kids’ fault when you wrap up the presents with shiny bows and put them on display like that and they open them up early.

CLARK: Why I should have chosen an office job with a private office, like that accountant my friend Abby knows.

I thought that got all stolen…?

Well…roasted kids makes for bad headlines



You’re one for recycling every little bit of paper dirt, aren’t you?

/has some sugar cubes for her/

SUPER HERO: Ooooh! Look at that lovely Lois in my bed.
LOIS: Ribbit?

They eloped?

So, *that’s* why she’s always taking care of him in his office!

SPARE TIME (noun): See time not spent writing, having fun with FDK, taking care of kids or house.
LOIS: I have a lot of spare time!

Watch out for icicles!

Um… yeah, let’s go with those.

Also, that was at the time this was happening. Not after said events took place.



Well… Kryptonite. A holoprojector. And protection?

LOIS: He still hasn’t learned apparently

You really want to earn those horns before your vay-cay, huh?

Need to mention this to Annette on the other thread…

Thanks for counting. So, maybe 15 smilies plus 10 images… Or unlimited smilies



LOIS: Good luck with that halfwit.

Did she say ‘Octopus’? No? There you have it.

So, suddenly he’s concerned with what’s appropriate?

Oh, because of the red one that momentarily boosts his powers and then makes him horny and mad?

Seen a photo of a naked Lois recently?

You’re welcome

Michael

Last one for tonight, because it really is past my bedtime.

LOIS: /with chocolate on her face/ It's like putting out a box of chocolates and telling me that they're not for me.

REASONS CLARK DIDN'T START HIS OWN BUSINESS AFTER THE DP BLEW UP: 1) He's planning on running away with Lois if this investigation thing doesn't pan out, 2) He's hoping it WILL pan out and Perry will find someone to rebuild the Planet and give him his old job back. 3) It's really hard to do saves during tax season. 4) Take too much time and seed money.

His gold and photo of his folks were stolen from his safety deposit box, but he's been able to put away a little bit each month from his DP salary, being that he doesn't have much in the way of transportation expenses.

LEX: Well, yes. But by the time they discover it was arson, I'll be far away on my honeymoon. Nobody will believe that *I* a busy philanthropist about to be married would have had anything to do with this. Why do you think I had the younger Black brother do it. Apparently, it will look like some kind of personal retribution, and with the files gone, nobody will be the wiser that what's-his-name never stayed at the Luthor House.

You really want Lois believing that you think she's honestly snobbish?

So, you all want me to skip past all the fun stuff and jump to the end?

Are you so close to the edge that taunting Lois seems like your only option?

CLARK: Bruce!

Without a honeymoon?

By George, I think he's got it!

Lois doesn't write or clean house?

LOIS: I'm a reporter! Of course, I write!

LEX /to-do list/: ruin Lois's career. Get Lois a French Maid's costume to wear.

Let's go with "So close!"

CLARK: But... But... But... It wasn't good touching.

But I don't have "Do not torture Clark this year" on my New Year's Resolutions.

I believe I did. Also the new smilie looks more someone sticking their tongue out than laughing.



Well, in Perry's defense, he is surrounded by the Miner brothers and Jimbo.

CLARK: And if she was falling from a building and forgot to shout "Octopus" I should just ignore her then, too?

LEX: Take it from me, it's not worth your thoughts.
CLARK: More force of habit not to kill people.



CLARK: Um... no. Why?

RALPH: Oh, sorry, man. I can help you with that. Here's a black market copy I picked up on the street yesterday.

Oh dear. Funny, I’m thinking this morning should have a nice full inbox to wake up to…



MARK: That’s why I have joined an entire team of super heroes, including Dark Blade.
CLARK: Yeah, but Dark Blade is a nice dude. Batman’s a douche.

Yeah, I can see how that would be a problem, given how financially handicapped Clark is. Who would want him to manage one’s money or taxes.



But…but…

What? How…Why…?

Well…Lex is also playing with dangerous beasts…



No, elope and then honeymoon?



Maybe he should ask first? Maybe it was just rough sex? Given how Lex wasn’t actually doubled over and holding on to very private things? Well…looking for them on the floor…

So…you didn’t go for the hard ones?

LEX:




LOIS: See!

Just thinking…


LOIS:

Michael

It's funny how that treat never gets old. Kind of like chocolate or ice cream.

BM: I don't need friends. I'm Batman!

LEX: He's too law-abiding. That's why lots of people invested in LUTHOR PONZIE PORTFOLIO. You can too!

As you see, she took it so well.

Nah. Just funning with you. Although, I'll be doing some more jumping in the next Section than I did in this one.

CLARK: He was touching her, so it was bad touching.

LOIS: That makes sense to me.

I'm sure in one of my stories I didn't torture Clark and/or Lois. Um... Perhaps?... Maybe one? (Torture=conflict, right?)

CLARK: Yeah. /sigh/ I think about seeing pictures of Lois, too.

LEX: And they call me sick for acting out on these fantasies?

Hasta Manana!

I gotta ask ...is the end in sight?