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cuidadora: Oh, goodie! More comments. Thank you for reading.

Thank you. I'm sure none of us ever come to the wrong conclusions while on journeying on the roller coaster of love. Yet, despite that, it's always fun to see someone else deal with it as well. We don't feel quite so alone with our trials.

KatherineKent: Yea! KK arrived for her review.

Yeah, I know this took forever. It was slow writing those last few parts of Wrong Clark. Thank you for posting your new story, too.

Please! Gentle readers, as winner of this past spring's auction, KK won the opportunity to supply me with a plot and read the story before anyone else. She received her copy MONTHS ago.

Me, too.

Um... KK, I think you're great but we don't really have that kind of relationship. I usually get my fill by writing them.

Well, there was that time that Woody Samms stole his body...

Hmmmm. I wonder if a cardboard cutout of Clark could give you knee-melting kisses or merely paper cuts.

/Points to Woody Samms reference above/

See, stereotypical man. Nothing like Clark.

Thank you. I love that side of his character.

Eeeks! What if Ralph switched bodies with Clark? /shivers in disgust/

LOIS: Clark finally wants to see my bedroom, only to examine my alarm clock. Gee, lucky me.

Yeah, it's one of those sad smiles you put on your face when you've been proven right, only when she want to be proven wrong.

In the next part actually...

Well, Lois's neighbor's husband thinks she hot (she does have what -- 4 kids?), ergo Clark must think she's hot too.

Yes, Clark's a sweetie, who only seems to help out attractive women.
LOIS: Duh! He's male!
CLARK: Lois noticed.

Well, being HER partner means he's not allowed to have any other women talk to him without her strict written permission, which she'll never give.
PERRY: Lois...
LOIS: What? That sounds fair.

Um... because I wrote the story?

Thank you. I'm glad you enjoyed it.

That's not true. You have plenty of conflict in your stories.

I know I was just teasing also


Yes she does but the difference is that Victoria seems to put a bit of conflict in and then wraps it up in 2 to 3 parts. As opposed to *some* people who keep it going for weeks/months (years??) without a good resolution... Still teasing but those long mostly angsty/torturing stories don't grab me like most of Victoria's do. Could be personal preference, could be not having an eternal attention span. Who knows??

This is why I am looking forward to this story. One it is short enough that even VirginiaR can't torture Lois and Clark too much and two due to Victoria's plot idea I can't wait to see what you do with it as it is sure to have a number of interesting twists as you always do.

Mike

I thought you might be.

There's an ending to Wrong Clark. It's at the bottom of my outline. For some people the journey is part of the fun.

Twists? KK stories have more twists than mine do? I'm not known for my twists? I have twists! (Points to Part 193 of Wrong Clark... Okay, I admit it did take a while to get there). I can't torture Lois and Clark in three parts? Now, there's an idea! Yes, that would be more of a challenge. One of these days I'll learn to write a 10 part story. It seems I can do stories with 3 parts and under and 20 parts and above. But it gives me something to improve upon. Would I have to torture BOTH Lois and Clark, or merely one of them?

I want to say no, but…

I was?

CLARK:
LOIS: You will *not* steal my story, you…you…you *Claude*!





LEX: Business leads to Lois leads to Superman leads to business.

CAT: Right.
LOIS: About as much as you are undercover when you dress as a $50 hooker.

That’s what divorce guns are for?







LEX: Mine cost $2000.
LOIS: And yet, I still wouldn’t put out until after we’re married and I was legally obligated to if we still lived decades ago.

WALLY: Actually…I did never bother to track women by their heartbeat. I just used my x-ray vision. Much easier that way.
NOR: I always knew Kal-El was defective.

So, maybe she should re-evaluate her dating circles?


LOIS: I was born that good in bed.

It’s funnier that way, watching the cowgirl breaking-in her pony?



LOIS:



Apparently. Although, I was just referring to the classic saying…


So…unlike with Luthor, Lois doesn’t want to score with him?
LOIS: That’s *so* last season.

I think I just realized what causes your stories to…expand.

The funny part is, that Lois actually dressed quite short in seasons 1 and 2.

Sheldon Bender didn’t even pop up at the radar at the time

BENDER: Thank you.



Dying alone is often quoted as a sad thing?


Sue’s LOIS: Just like Anton!





LOIS: And I’m sticking with that story.

They probably learn it in little-politicians’ class.

Michael

You are welcome. Nice that we posted at the same time ... although I still have one part to go ... and you'll definitely be pleading for more after it's done.

And I've been waiting since then to be able to comment!

I meant CLARK'S kisses ... can I have some of those?



CLARK: I'm concerned that she might be late for work on a regular basis if I don't sort it out! Really.

*nods*

I knew she was coming. Grrr.

You forgot to mention that any written permission from Lois is actually only applicable on a full moon, and if there had been a solar eclipse on the previous day.

Shucks, oh yeah. You did write it.

But I can't let it linger for too long, or it starts to bother me. I like a happy ever after.

Exactly ... see above!

Well, I do have a Smallville story that's years old ... but I'm not managing to post once a week, more like twice a year!

I tried replying to FDK yesterday, but then my kids kicked me off the computer (or threw tantrums) so I never made it back. Let's see how far I can progress today, shall we?

For some reason, I thought you were referring to the B39 plane kiss. Perhaps I was mistaken.

CLARK: What did *I* do?
LOIS: You stole all my notes on the Superman clone after we slept together last night!
CLARK: I did WHAT?!
LOIS: Great. Now, you're saying I wasn't even memorable.

Oh! Somebody has got to write this! /checks plate and sees that it's the size of the buffet table/

SUPERMAN: Can I get sick now?

CAT: This dress cost me more than $50!

SAM: That's what I got these bad babies for.

So, Lois married Lex for his money?
LOIS: No. I was going to marry him for his lack of passion.

CLARK: *would do*, Wally. If you had SM's powers, you *would do* those things.
WALLY: He has x-ray vision right? And Super speed? And strength? /scoffs/ Why would I bother listening for her heartbeat? I could have any girl I wanted!
NOR: Sometimes Kryptonian blood is wasted on the unworthy. /indicates Kal-El/

CLARK: I've got an idea about that!

LOIS: So, you're saying that I need to bring out my leather...
CLARK:

CLARK: I mean, wouldn't she admit to doing all the heavy lifting, even though I put in my fair share?
LOIS: Fair share? Ha!
CLARK: You found the bomb on the Prometheus. I lifted it into orbit.
LOIS: That was... Oh.

Sorry, I thought you'd recognize her from that comic photo. How about this one from Smallville? I don't think it was said that she was actually FROM Venus, but

I challenge others to turn my innocent Gfic's into Nfics?

That's because short skirts were in style in 1993-4.
CAT: And yet she buttons her shirts up to the top button.
CLARK, JIMMY, RALPH: Haven't short skirts always been in style since their invention?

LOIS: I was referring to me.
BENDER: Do you have a certificate? I do.

Um... I thought that was drinking alone?

Already there. Thanks for keeping KenJ company while I'm on my Wrong Clark hiatus. It's lonely when you're the only person posting a story. It feels like the boards live and die on your every post. (Not that it does, but it can feel that way.)

Ummm... probably best if you write them yourself, otherwise you have to discuss it with Lois.
CLARK: Don't I get a say on who I do and do not kiss?
LOIS: No.

And that's his job... be late to work due to a Superman exclusive?

Too bad Superman didn't pick up Baby Rage the day before and stop the whole series of events from happening.
UNCLE MIKE: I'm going to have to agree with you there. That would've been nice.
SUPERMAN: There's no winning is there?

LOIS: It's implied.

I'll agree with you that if you don't take hold of the reins from one's angst-filled muse, you'll end up with Wrong Clark: The Investigation. Don't worry. I've gotten the angsty reins back now and story is back under my control.
LOIS: That what she thinks.

I believe he was referring to my soap opera, there.

Thanks for the extra FDK!

Sorry





Yes, but please use a barfbag while in flight.



And yet, Wally would still just get employed to clean out the royal chamber pots…

Quite a pickle, huh?



They had quite a lot of fun with the more…exposing clothing styles on the show, huh?

One still needs to check out over yonder… Also, *innocent*?

No, I think I heard it with the other one, too. Then again, you *could* also die alone from drinking alone, so…

Michael

I really liked this story. The fact that Clark and Lois want the same thing but both think the other does not is interesting. I also like the explanation for how Lois and Clark ended up at Uncle Mike's.

John: Hi John!

Thanks.

Thank you. I'm glad you're enjoying it. Misunderstandings are the root of all good romantic comedies.