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If Clark thinks he was pathetic with Lana, he is even worse with Lois. But, hey it's Lois so it's okay if he is more pathetic with her, right.

It's a shame that such a great character has been reduced to having the emotional development of a puppy. He patiently waits for the approval and attention from his master and remains loyal and obedient even when she treats him harshly. Clark's such a good boy.

My thoughts exactly.

He seems a puppy, eager to please. He's so used to Lois holding his leash that he doesn't know what to do when she is not bossing him around. He can't even enjoy a little free time with a friend. Yes, he's still pathetic. And he's still desperate for love, too. Now he is so desperate that Lois love him that he'll take any crap from her. He basks in the crumbs of attention that she can spare and feels grateful when she throws him a bone. Poor Clark.

Can't he go back and rescue his Lois? Maybe he'll have better luck with the right one.

Andreia

Apparently, my readers believe Lois lying to Clark to protect him from Luthor is as (crazy) as Clark doing the same for Lois. We've got two votes here that he's not going to take it much longer.

Just a reminder to my readers, this Clark did give up his whole previous life for this woman, so he does have a bit of tunnel vision regarding her. Then he thought he had lost her to Luthor, because he had been less than honest and just got her back. Since then, they've kind of been in relationship limbo. Now that the investigation is over, they can finally start over. In a way, they are still at the beginning of their relationship and people at the beginning of a romance tend to talk on the phone all the time. (I promise no "You hang up, first." Giggle. "No, you hang up first" silliness with Lois and Clark.) They haven't yet had the chance to have that conversation where he confronts her about her behavior during the investigation. He's been waiting until it was over to talk to her about it, but this Vegas trip stalled that development. (Hence relationship limbo.)

Oh, dear. So, it's uncool to have Clark miss the woman he loves, and want to speak and be with her? Oh, deary dear. How exactly is Clark *more* pathetic with Lois? He stands up to her more than he ever did with Lana.


How does Lois treat him badly in this part, other than giving Clark what he asked for? (That is, from what he heard from Lois in this part or even the last two parts, how is her treatment getting worse?) I don't see how Lois is bossing him around. By telling him not to come home? She told him she was fine and didn't him to come home to take care of her while he was sick, to concentrate on his recovery, and to have fun. So, that makes her bossy and treating him like crap? I'm confused. What could she have said to not sound 'bossy' if that were the case? If Clark had been 100%, he probably wouldn't have listened to her false platitudes about being fine, but he's feels poorly, he's tired, and not himself. He just wants to get better. He's taking her at her word, because he's trying to completely honest with her, so he expects that she is with him as well.

Remember that he's been through a traumatic situation. Vegas is a louder and more hedonistic town than Metropolis (apologies to all who live there, but it is); it's not really his style. He let loose Saturday night (i.e. the night before) after Cat rescued him and he doesn't want to do that again. He just starting to feel better from his hangover. He doesn't feel like dancing or having fun after what he's been through, he just wants to get past it and move on with his life. Gambling, let alone slot machines, and flirting with women doesn't interest him. He came for the sunshine boost, not a good time. Yes, that does make him a sourpuss, and not much of a fun buddy for Jimmy; I'll agree with you there.

JIMMY: CK, you're so (whipped).

Well, that's still a possibility. The story hasn't ended yet. Although, he did make a promise to this Lois he wouldn't leave this dimension (or "this world") until she died. So, for him to go back, she would have to die, wouldn't she? Or is there another loophole he could exploit?

I don't want Clark to seem overly pathetic (being depressed, tortured, and sick can make anyone pathetic in the short term, IMO). The low point of his character's arc was when he thought Lois had tried to kill him with her engagement ring. Currently, he's on an upswing (no, really, he is) and this spell is just a little bump in the road to being the strong man he needs to be. I promise. Don't forget 36 hours earlier, he was slowly dying a painful death in a Kryptonite cage and trying to convince himself that Lois hadn't double-crossed him and married Luthor after all. That's not something one can easily snap back of.

Thank you both for your comments. Apparently, I haven't been very clear on what Clark's thoughts are regarding his view of their current relationship. I'll try to be more so in the future. I'm still working five parts out, so it may take a part or two for me to find a place to put them in. Unless you want me to go back and add in something in this part or the previous part.

You know, if he's whipped, I'd say she's hooked so I suspect they're just two lovers (even if not in the physically intimate sense) in love.

Christina: Thank you for commenting.

Nicely said, and I may end up borrowing that for my quote line.

CLARK: Definitely not in the physical sense.

LOIS: Shucks.

As someone just reminded me, due to the length of my epics, my stories sometimes read better in the Archive version because the reader doesn't have to wait a week between parts.

Excellent chapter, it puts a lot of things into perspective. I don't think Clark can consider that Lois cheated on/lied to him during the investigation any longer. Once he figures out what she knows, when she knew it about the torture and the Luthor non-death it will become crystal clear that she has and will continue to protect him regardless of its impact on her. In her view his well being comes first which is very telling. Nice to see this version of Lois back.

Again nice long chapter that covers a lot of ground and sets things up for Clark's return from Las Vegas if he doesn't kill Jimmy first and get arrested there...

Mike

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cuidadora: Thank you for dropping in on this discussion. I welcome all viewpoints.
Your facts seem pretty accurate to me.

Yea! That was what I was trying to convey.

Clark can't clearly tell Jimmy what went on without telling him more than Clark wants to tell, or can tell. At the moment, Lois is confused by what she learned at Lex's penthouse and nervous (ala how she acted during Invisible Man scare) that someone with an obvious beef against her might be out to get her. She doesn't want to risk Luthor using anyone else to get to her or Perry thinking that she's seriously has gone crazy.

As Jimmy said back in Part 181: Remember, Clark may have spent the last couple days in Lex's kryptonite cage, but Jimmy was only let out of jail the previous day. He's been in jail for months, and his mind has been focusing on that. Clark's injuries are more internal and not obvious to sight. The guys came to Vegas together, so it is assumed that their activities should be together, at least initially. More on Jimmy and his motivations, coming up in the next part.

I'm glad to read this. Thank you for your comments.


Mike M: Thank you for stopping by.

Thank you. While his visit to Cat made Clark worry needlessly at first, she also reassured him that Lois DID NOT CHEAT on him. He trusts Cat's judgment, and knows that his friend would not tell him this unless she honestly believed it. (Because if Cat honestly believed that Lois was with Lex, she wouldn't hesitate in stating so.) Cat told him in her note (which Phil passed to Clark before he left their apartment) that she was going to prove to him that Lois didn't cheat on him. Right now, Clark is plagued more by guilt on having doubted Lois's loyalty, by the images on Lex's sex tape which were pretty damning, and dealing with coping with these things without his powers. Even though, Clark knows that it wasn't Lois on the tape, his memory replays the images, which tell him otherwise... hence his torment.

Why does everyone naturally assume that Jimmy will die just because he doesn't show up in Metropolis over the next three years? Oh. Even though, some might consider this a spoiler, Clark doesn't kill Jimmy... although, he might be tempted to at some points.

Thank you all for your comments.

But she has never promised not to lie to him, has she?

CLARK: I wanted to do that. She *told* me not to do that! Can I get the manual please? And maybe see the warranty card?

So, it’s okay for Lois to protect him without his say in the matter?
LOIS: It’s called a double standard.

Like she does?

Has he *met* her? Does he *know* the odds?

Maybe per dead-man-mail to every sex offender in town?

Maybe if she opened the gas line and left a spray can in the microwave before heading outside?

So, he might come after her and try to do the same to her?



CARLOS: So, you’re Ms. Lane, huh? Nice to meet you. /moves on to other things/

BILL: If I tell her I believe her, she’ll go away. If she’s right and Lex gets her, I’ll have peace and quiet. If she’s right and she gets Lex, I’ll have a promotion and she won’t be able to tell me ‘I told you so.’ And if she’s wrong, she’ll first be occupied forever trying to prove she’s right, then she’ll never speak of if again. Either which way, I win.

What if the cop starts to put the cars on ebay?

Like the millions in her name?
LOIS: I’m filthy rich?



LEX:

COM GORDON: I didn’t want to call Batman for this. The last time he intervened, he used one of his bat missiles to blow the get-a-way (sic) car sky high and we never found more than a couple of bloody pieces of Catwoman’s leather suit.

And why does Lois think Nigel will still be there come the morrow?

Wouldn’t it be awkward if Lex had himself injected with a Kryptonite solution and now Lois would also have tiny fragments of Kryptonite infused in her skin?

DIRT DIGGER: Lex Luthor Did Animals!
Dr. Victor Frank von Stein (name changed to protect source) of Star Labs has confirmed to us that the deceased criminal mastermind Lex Luthor has been tested for sexually transmitted diseases usually found in animals…

Yes, but officially, Lex would already have been dead, wouldn’t he have? American entertainment productions show us that you cannot be convicted for a murder that of a legally dead person. Or something of the like.

Well…Lex did have some video recordings of himself as Superman seducing Lois Lane.

So she has nice, clean clothes to wear when she starts her new job as the primary concubine of the First Lord of New Krypton?

What about her skin? Since she already tanked her hair, shouldn’t she also get a full-body chemical peeling?
LOIS: face, arms, hands, and neck only, thank you very much.

There’s a number of professions where she wouldn’t need clothing.

What if she went off-book during the live interview?

“Please tell your bosses to take that statement, form it into a pipe, and insert it in the appropriate place on their body?”

Why should they, provided they now have the recording equipment?

See?

RALPH:



She going to find one?

My first reaction was Clark’s going to hear her scream and come rushing to catch a newly denuded Lois before she smacks into the tub. Then I remembered that he’s currently sans power and watching newly denuded strippers in Las Vegas instead. He prefers blonde ones. And now I’m all

No head smash? No amnesia? No split-open skull? No temporal reset?

Maybe that will teach her to be more careful and, for instance, not go after Lex alone.
LOIS:

Bit of a hypocrite, huh?

Okay, more of an opportunist than a hypocrite. Say, what if Lex had special bio-sample pockets installed in the drier that would inject his cooties into the drying process? It would be like he rolled nude in her freshly cleaned clothes ?

What about Clark and his ongoing feud with Lex?

Also, couldn’t she take her fish out into the hallway, spray the walls and the floor with gasoline, throw a burning matchbook inside, and then move back in once the fire damage has been renovated? Might have a couple less walls, e.g. between living room and kitchen and living room and bedroom and bedroom and bath. Or tick off Joe the Blow.

Well…she’s supposed to be on her honeymoon. Maybe society’s is conditioning finally paying off and her subconscious hasn’t picked up yet on the fact that her former beau is now disgusting goo?

Maybe if she feigned breathlessness and a quivering voice when she’s whispering ‘Clark? Clark? Please…I need you…Please come back…They’re…’ Then a pause, some clattering and a bank and she could scream ‘Claaaa!’ before clicking the phone off. That way, Jimmy would think Lois is calling for help instead of posting a love message for Superman.

Yeah, but we all know how that turned out the last time and that the year #27 is usually the bitch.

Why would we ever think that after PML?

Maybe it’s the frog DNA slowing transforming her?

Oh dear. Is she going to leave the dryer on and the machine will catch fire and burn down her apartment and the rest of the building, too?

Like the obligatory serial killer visiting her?

Red briefs?

Hoping to score some local tail from his interview?

And yet he dresses up in primary colors, gives interviews, and does poses for the ladies-folk.

Nah, some hard rain or maybe a firehose and you’re good.

Hence the jolly mood all around.

The man basically made a home movie of himself and a fiancée and published it on vinetube.

What if other crime bosses also ‘got the urge’ to jump off the top floor of some skyscraper or other?

,

,



He does realize that they quite frequently made out while she was engaged to another man. And the only reason they hadn’t ended up in her bed was because of Lois’s big brother.

So, no superhuman feats?
LANA: My fiancé really sucks in bed.

I suddenly sense quite a parallel to how Lana felt about Clark. I wonder if Clark is going to go all Lana on Lois. Like forbid her from ever calling out Lex’s name in the throes of their passion. Or do him on the living room couch. Or in their bedroom. Or be topless in front of him.

Is that why female reporters usually carry mace in their purses?

I wonder if the microphone might fit into a human mouth…

,

The ‘out’ and the ‘of’ don’t sound like they go together…




LOIS: What? I’m no longer engaged, my boyfriend’s off in Vegas doing who knows whom, and thus am I not entitled to fudging?



Well…she needed a slot for Lex’s name?



Would she have preferred to sleep in the living room, listening to her parents getting ‘re-aquiented’?

The frog DNA has already taken over! Quick, someone x-ray her ancle.

Wouldn’t it be awkward if Lex broke into her apartment this very night and carried Lois off to the arc, but left a Lois-clone behind? Okay, you said no clones, so maybe a dead body of the fake Lois. They could use acid to mangle her face just enough to hide the reconstructive scars?

She could first eat the sundae then go out running off the sugar high?

Also, frumpy Lois sounds adorable!

Michael

Darth Michael: Oh, now that Michael has commented does that mean I should post the next part? /just joking; I've actually been writing and rewriting the current part I'm working on because I just can't get it to feel right, which means Part 186 won't post early after all. Characters. You tell them what to do and why the feel the way they do and they still go off and do whatever they want anyway./ Thanks for your inspiring giggles.

Isn't lying to him what got their relationship in trouble in the first place?
CLARK:
LOIS: No, it was a combo of Luthor being a creep and *Clark* lying to me.

LOIS: I never told you to protect me. I still don't need you to protect me. But you might need to protect Luthor if he comes anywhere near me.
CLARK: I think I'll be out of town that day.

Ah... so Michael sees what's going on.
LOIS: What? Are you saying I'm not allowed to do that?

LOIS: But that's different. I never have powers.

Yes, but Henderson can't help a few digs along the way.

CLARK: Why did I leave town again?
LOIS: Don't ask me.

So Clark could forgive her for killing a bunch of her innocent neighbors, because she was doing it to stay safe?

LEX: I've already tried that. Plan D: make her my sex slave.
NIGEL: Um... sir, how exactly is that different from plans A-C?

That's one possibility.
CARLOS: /points to collar/ That the *only* possibility, you mean.
EW: Sure, sure. Of course. Anything else would just be cruel, inhumane punishment.
CARLOS: I hate Evil Writers.

Or maybe he has another reason for believing her.
CAT:

eBay was founded in 1995.
DIRTY COP: Darn.
EW: Anyway, he doesn't have any of the keys.
COP: /opens door and points to visor/ You mean like these keys?

LEX: Maybe I didn't do that in this dimension.
LOIS: Say, what? I thought you were kidding. You actually left me money in another dimension.

Also, I've always wondered how a bank account in her name, which was probably earning TONS of money in interested, was never red flagged by the IRS because she never claimed that interest on her tax returns. It's not like it was some account in the Cayman Islands or something.

NIGEL: I knew this obsession with the reporter lady would backfire eventually.

CATWOMAN: Why am I tied up in your mansion, Mr. Wayne?

Ooopps.

So, it's a good thing that they gave her a chemical detox shower then?

CAT: And they call this news? He was engaged to a Mad Dog. Of course, he liked animals.
XERXES: /Runs off to find new home in the country/

HENDERSON: But she could still be charged with desecrating a corpse.

And you too can own that for as little as $29.99. Send your check or money order to Lex Porn Studios, Burbank, CA
LUCY: What do you mean it isn't really acting? I didn't enjoy playing my sister, but you believed I did, didn't you?

That works for me.

Apparently, you've forgotten that they gave her one of those chemical showers for people exposed to bio-hazards.

INVISIBLE MAN: I've got a new line of clothing where it is invisible but the wearer remains seen. You could model them for my photo shoot.

I'm sure they wouldn't air it live, so it would be edited before broadcast.

ROBINSON: But, Ms. Lane, you know that it is against the law in Metropolis to smoke in the place of business unless one own said company and is worth at least 10 million dollars.

WOOLFE: Yeah, who cares what Lane is saying? It's more important what she's doing. Pass the popcorn, will ya?

WOOLFE: Are you saying that I have anything in common with that slime?

It's much easier to look when someone floats her up there.

First of all, this was a flashback to what Lois did during the afternoon after Henderson dropped her off, so Clark wasn't watching strippers. He was still on the plane.

JIMMY: Say it isn't so!

works both ways, Michael.

Because Lex will come to her?

It comes with having double standards.

WOOLFE: I don't understand it, Inspector, we keep asking the dogs to sniff out Mr. Luthor and they keep bringing us to Ms. Lane's apartment.

CLARK: I'm willing to give it up since he's dead.

RENTER'S INSURANCE: I'm sorry, we don't cover intentional torching of your rental. You'll have to pay to fix the place and all of your damaged belongs yourself.

Soo, it's too bad Clark didn't take her to Las Vegas?

That might take of Jimmy, but Clark would end up with a heart attack.
CLARK: Hey, that's not nice to call Superman when you're not in trouble.
LOIS: /pouting/ But, Clarkie, I was having trouble reaching... the zipper of my dress... yeah, my zipper without you. Come home and help me with my zipper, big boy.

It wasn't until the third reading that I realized what Lois's message could also mean.

Because her boyfriend freezes her to death?

JIMMY: /scratches head/ I don't recall what Lois did during that incident. How about you, boss?
PERRY: Lois? Hmmmm. No, I don't recall seeing her. Did she even come into work?

-- Continuation of response to Darth Michael's FDK --

LOIS: Into brainless bimbette? Yes, I could believe that.

Is there some reason that you want Lois to end up homeless?

Exactly. They *never* take the stairs.

He doesn't have them with him, so no. More on Clark's swimsuit in Part 186.

JIMMY: It doesn't have to be local.

SUPERMAN: That's all part of the act.

So, you don't think it would stain.
LEX: /looking at stain in concrete on Lex Plaza/ Mrs. Cox, I'm beginning to think we shouldn't have used that cheap grade of cement on my plaza.



CLARK: And that's a reason to celebrate his death?
(the night before at the bar)
JIMMY: Let's raise our glasses again to celebrate that Jerk's demise!
CLARK: // Only if it's champagne. Luthor deserves our very best send-off! Who wants to pee on Lex Plaza with me?
/How Henderson really discovered that Clark was drunk the night before/

SUPERMAN: It seems my work here is done. I'm taking a vacation. See you all at Disney World! /flies Lois to a deserted island to concentrate on B-Plot for a while/
PERRY: Who would have believed that Senator Black, my old friend Bill Church and his son, and Diana Stride were all criminals?

Thanks, Fixed.

Uncle Tempos? Or Grandpa Wells?

CLARK: /points to list/ Well, kissing isn't allowed so I improvised.

Lana had broken up with him originally for floating during the first time they were intimate and then dropping her the foot back to the bed when she screamed.

Well, probably yes on the first three. Since he didn't see the last one, I'd go with no.
LOIS: So, you're saying I should move and throw out my furniture?

LOIS: I brought the wrong purse. All I have here is whipped cream.

LOIS: Good idea! Let's test it.

This is what I get when I change things after I let the betas read it. How about "She took out four huge scoops of ice cream..."??

She had a bad week.

It's easier to eat if it's broken up though.



LOIS: Please. No. I don't want those nightmare again.

But chocolate is her substitute for Clark, so when she realizes that chocolate isn't doing it for her, it's because she knows it's really Clark that she wants.
EW: /hands Lois a Clark bar to shut her up./
LOIS: Thanks.

Yes, there are many roads ahead I could choose from, isn't there? I'm thinking the one I take will surprise you.

Oh, that's right. She still has the treadmill.
LOIS:

She is, isn't she?
LOIS: /contented sigh/ Thanks, I needed to hear... Wait. What?

Thanks for your comments and magic comma fixer.

Oh dear?

Like Lois doing Clark?

You’re welcome!

Clark still has a lot to learn about how his woman is always right, doesn’t he?

So, he then gets to visit Lois in jail?

And that makes it okay, because?


LOIS:
CLARK: What where we talking aobut?

They still tried to dress it in social norms and niceties while Plan D goes straight for the gist?

That’s not very priestly of him. Shouldn’t he be forgiving of every sinner?
CARLOS: I forgave those creeps who nearly beat me to death. Isn’t that enough for one story?



Well…over here, if it’s a regular bank account and not an investment of some sort, the interest tax will get deducted automatically when you retrieve your money. Or rather, the interest will already be deducted the tax before it’s added to the total balance.

BATMAN: We are now going to conduct an in-depth interrogation.

It peeled her top skin all over?



LOIS: What’s that? 50 dollar fine?



I really didn’t expect the shower to actually burn off her top skin layer like it does with chemical peelings. In the middle ages, they called this flaying and people weren’t too fond of it. Now, they actually pay money for it.



/points at popcorn/

He wouldn’t, would he? What if Lois got hold of a spatula?

Maybe she’s preggers with Lex’s love child?



Hmm…I can see only one meaning

I was thinking of her stay at the home for the mentally unstable and her subsequent helicopter flight

She usually moves in with Clark after her apartment burns down.

LOIS: And what do you call the lipstick stains on your colar?



No, Son-Y Monocle.

Yes. But he still apparently wasn’t able to please her in other ways.

But she was topless when she engaged with Lex on her living room couch.





CLAUDE: So, *that’s* why she was all cold and fishy?









Michael

Although, that plan could back fire on me, if you start commenting on the day I post.

CLARK: No, I think I'd have remembered that.
LOIS:

CLARK: But... but... but... What if she isn't?

Oh, wait. That's a different story.

LOIS: Hurting people when you have powers isn't nice. Hurting people when you don't have powers is human.
CLARK: Did you just say I can't hurt anyone because I'm Kryptonian?
NOR: I never found that a problem.

LOIS: I don't wear a concubine costume for just anyone.

It's a process. Give him time.

Nah. Banks don't do that sort of thing here. Too much paperwork. I bet it was just one of those non-interest bearing accounts; therefore, no reason to red-flag the IRS.

CATWOMAN: Yes, I admit to stealing the necklace. Now, what?
BATMAN: But... but... but... I didn't get to ask any questions yet.

No, it just felt like it.

HENDERSON: Depends on the corpse. With Lex Luthor, I'm allowed to give you the Key to the City as well.

I think in the middle ages, they didn't take just the top level of skin. They took all of them.

LEX: Quite so. I don't eat popcorn.
TEMPUS: That was me!

LEX: Lois, put down the spatula, please, darling. You know that I can take you out for dinner. Please don't make me eat your cooking.

LOIS: Kill me. Kill me now.

Eh. The story is still young.

Oh, then it was just my dirty mind. My bad.

LOIS: Yeah, that wasn't fun either.

Well, there was also that time she stayed with Jimbo.
PRANKSTER:

SUPERMAN: My uniform doesn't have a collar, Lois. What are you driving at?

There could be another reason for that.
CLARK: That I'm just horrible in the sack? That's my true curse.

But Clark only saw the scene from the back, therefore, seeing her topless from the front wouldn't remind him of the video at all.
CLARK: Video? What's a video?

LOIS: What? It makes me run faster.

Which is why I exercise constraint. That and that giant blob of RL that’s dropped down from outer space.



Case and point.


LEX: See? It’s okay what I’m doing.



CLARK /weaing black with blue highlights/
LOIS:

/considering today’s interest rates/ You mean like a regular savings account?



They also go skin deep on this matter in the GoT books.

You married her. You eat it.

Won’t the offspring do that for her? You know, Alien-style?
LOIS: Ripley killed herself to prevent the Alien from being born.



On the plus side, I’m sure the EW threw a party because the story was done then.

Yes, but aside from giving Jimbo ideas which he would then later confess to her, we don’t really talk about that one.

I believe they call that ‘deflection’. And he actually pads that technique with the implication of her being wrong, thus aggravating her to the point that she shifts focus away from the lipstick and towards the defamation.

He’s so bad, women prefer immediate death after the experience rather than live with the memory?

Huh, and here I thought he was seeing them both from the side. Considering he only saw Lex’s left shoulder and Lois’s right arm?



Michael

I've seen "The Blob". It did come from outer space. You'd think people could run faster than jello.

CLARK: But I'm not a... oh.
CANON CLARK: I don't know what you're talking about. My honeymoon was fantastic!

HENDERSON:

LOIS: What? I said "just anyone."

These days, you're probably right.

I think I'll stick to the show.

LEX: No. No. I swear. I have lots of money. You don't have to cook, Lois.

I thought Ripley tried to, but the Alien wouldn't let her, so she ended up jumping into a vat of molten metal.

But I have to get back to the plot at some point.

EW: /points to current monstrosity/ You sure about that?

Because someone froze Lois in her apartment within two episodes of the last time they froze Lois in her apartment? They were really into freezing Lois in S2, weren't they?

CLARK: Ooopps.

CAT: Never mind.

You don't think Lois's arm or the front of Lex's shoulder would have been in view if the camera had been aimed at Lois's back?

Maybe they thought ‘jello shots’?



I’m not sure he’d fit in with the Gotham crowd.

Case and point.



Which should have done her in, right? I mean, okay, it didn’t really work with Anakin, but still…

Too much positive reinforcement for long stories?

Well, they established her being the Ice Queen in Season 1, so…

Sounds like Cat finally gave up.
LOIS: See? I win!

The bullet went through and through? Since she also got scarring on the back of her arm?

Michael

Lex or Henderson?
LOIS: They can have Lex, but we'll keep Henderson here in Metropolis.
BRUCE: /sarcastically/ Gee, isn't she a sweetie?
CLARK: See, I told you you'd like her.
BRUCE:

Apparently, it didn't work with Riply either since they were still able to clone her after that.

Is there such a thing? I'm amazed I've made it this long without posting something. /starts to get the shakes/ Perhaps I should continue writing, so I can post again. (currently working on Part 200)

So, the whole freezing theme was just a bad joke that went on toooooooooo long?


LOIS: Wait! Who did I win again?

Good point. Perhaps Clark didn't know if Lex had Heller remove the scarring from her arm.

No, Henderson. They do things rather off the book in Gotham when Bruce was still a sprout of 14 and living with an older gentleman.



Um…

Ooooooh! That’s funny!
LOIS:

Barry?
LOIS: Allen?
ER: Superman imposter.
BARRY: I’m almost as quick as the Flash!

Would Lois allow that?
LEX: Would I care? It’s not like she’d use a knife to carve a new scar if I took the old one.
NIGEL: I’ll remove the knives.

Michael