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Re: FDK - Conspiracy Theory (1/1) VirginiaR #267350 11/12/15 02:08 PM
Joined: Apr 2007 Posts: 9,066 Likes: 31 Darth Michael Boards Chief Administrator Nobel Peace Prize Winner
Darth Michael Boards Chief Administrator Nobel Peace Prize Winner Joined: Apr 2007 Posts: 9,066 Likes: 31	Quote /EW faints. Again./ My, that's a lot of comments! I'll have to respond in a separate reply. Oops? I really need to re-learn the lost art of doing haiku type FDK posts instead of emulating George R R Martin or Virginia R. Quote Take your Tylonal first. On the plus side, mind’s too tired to get headaches Quote It's what has distracted me from WC... well, it and Gotham. Quote It's almost as bad as stealing all the characters from another superhero's life and using them for your show. Oh, wait. That one won't be on Netflix for another year. Hmm….which one could that be…Supergirl? Quote ER: /EW did WHAT?!/ EW: Yes. Yes, I did. Naughty writer. Naughty! Quote ER: /thinks the whole premise of this theory is hilarious/ EW: Um... /was actually serious about that/ okay. I just figured that ‘crazy person’ would be the more sane expectation? Quote Well, technically, she was right... about her Batman not being the real one. Quote It's part of her disguise. As Iris, she shouldn't recall the exact name of the Prometheus. Barry... er... Clark would know the exact name. CANON LOIS: See, Clark? That’s why you should never try to go for one of the fake Loises. I’m the real deal and you can read about it in the factually correct interview I did with STAR Labs. CANON CLARK: It should be ‘a spokesperson of STAR Labs’ since STAR Labs is an institution and can’t really give interviews or, you know, talk. CANON LOIS: And Superman’s just a disguise and can’t really expect to score with Lois Lane tonight. Aside from the fact that she’s married to a reporter who happens to have to leave on an assignment on the other side of the continent later today. Quote Was that Atom? Or Captain Atom? I only know of the Ray Palmer in Arrow. Quote JOKER: We just call it 'home'. Quote Why it's good that he can fly too. Yes. So long as he stays away from Red K lasers while kissing one of them. Quote ER: Good skin care? Regular exercise? EW: Robins? Quote I much prefer Gotham and the original (Michael Keaton) versions. Yes, the Michael Keatons are great. The new one is mainly an action movie. Quote What Cat Grant could never have been a cat burglar on the side? Nah. She’s not sneaky enough. WRONG CAT: Quote I don't think that Harvey can continue being Harvey after he becomes Two Face, can he? Not really, no. Unless he keeps a right profile. Quote She does mention getting her Batman to smile (another reason she knew he couldn't be the real one.) Quote She's trying to have less dates with psychos, but it's a fine line to walk on when searching for one's soul mate. BARRY: … Wait, was I just insulted? Quote Maybe he wasn't in this universe. Ooohhh, did she rob the cradle? Quote Great minds walk in the same gutter. Quote He can adapt his body, make bits and pieces grow larger and smaller as need be? She was talking about his face. Quote Barry reads superhero girlfriend checklist, makes a check mark next to "cuckoo". Quote I'm guessing she's still mad that he didn't tell her. LOIS: Ya think? CLARK: Every time we run low on Swiss chocolates… Quote What? Iris/Lois/Vicki couldn't be right? Quote But she doesn't want him to run. She wants him to fly. Maybe if she told him she’s preggers from when she last met a superhero? Quote But I bet her martial arts and her vocal skills came in handy as Black Canary. EW: /thinks it’s funny/ No, she didn't go that way. Too bad… Quote ut let’s see, that’s six different superheroes, at least. She sure is the ultimate Super Groupie! You did see Lois on Smallville, right? I think she dated the entire League before settling on Clark. It’s been a while. But she did show up on a stripper pole in the first couple of weeks after they met. Quote Glad you enjoyed it! Always. Plus, it was twisty, too! Always a bonus Michael Join us on the #loisclark Discord server! We talk about fanfic, our favorite show, life, and more! (It’s almost like the IRC days of old again!) I go by Michael on the Archives.

Re: FDK - Conspiracy Theory (1/1) Darth Michael #267647 11/28/15 07:52 PM
Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 9,509 USA VirginiaR OP Nobel Peace Prize Winner
OP VirginiaR Nobel Peace Prize Winner Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 9,509 USA	Oh, dear. I'm running behind again. Sorry, Michael. Originally Posted by Darth Michael Oops? I really need to re-learn the lost art of doing haiku type FDK posts instead of emulating George R R Martin or Virginia R. Me, too. Maybe Lynn SM will teach a class. Quote On the plus side, mind’s too tired to get headaches Really? I find being tired increases headaches. Originally Posted by Michael Originally Posted by EW It's almost as bad as stealing all the characters from another superhero's life and using them for your show. Oh, wait. That one won't be on Netflix for another year. Hmm….which one could that be…Supergirl? That's the one! Quote Naughty writer. Naughty! Quote I just figured that ‘crazy person’ would be the more sane expectation? Iris is crazy therefore she's sane? Quote CANON LOIS: See, Clark? That’s why you should never try to go for one of the fake Loises. I’m the real deal and you can read about it in the factually correct interview I did with STAR Labs. CANON CLARK: It should be ‘a spokesperson of STAR Labs’ since STAR Labs is an institution and can’t really give interviews or, you know, talk. CANON LOIS: And Superman’s just a disguise and can’t really expect to score with Lois Lane tonight. Aside from the fact that she’s married to a reporter who happens to have to leave on an assignment on the other side of the continent later today. CANON CLARK: I can't help correcting her. It's my nature. Quote I only know of the Ray Palmer in Arrow. I haven't caught up yet on S3 of Arrow. I don't recall his name. Quote Yes. So long as he stays away from Red K lasers while kissing one of them. Recommended. Quote Yes, the Michael Keatons are great. The new one is mainly an action movie. Just watched the MK one again, recently. I have to say that the sequel (with Catwoman and the Penguin) was better than the original. Originally Posted by Michael Originally Posted by EW What Cat Grant could never have been a cat burglar on the side? Nah. She’s not sneaky enough. WRONG CAT: /cat/ Or so you think. Quote Not really, no. Unless he keeps a right profile. So, yes, since they live in a 2-D world. It's how Clark can get away changing behind objects where people on the other side of him could see him change, but we can't. Quote BARRY: /applause/… Wait, was I just insulted? No, I was insulting Max Dieter. Quote Ooohhh, did she rob the cradle? No. She stood him up at the alter, though. Originally Posted by ER Originally Posted by EW He can adapt his body, make bits and pieces grow larger and smaller as need be? She was talking about his face. Yes, they do say that too much internet can corrupt even an innocent EW's mind. Quote LOIS: Ya think? CLARK: Every time we run low on Swiss chocolates… So, never? Originally Posted by ER Originally Posted by EW But she doesn't want him to run. She wants him to fly. Maybe if she told him she’s preggers from when she last met a superhero? LOIS: No, comment. GREEN LANTERN: Quote It’s been a while. But she did show up on a stripper pole in the first couple of weeks after they met. That too. Quote Always. Plus, it was twisty, too! Always a bonus I'll remember that. VirginiaR. "On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling" --- "clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.

Re: FDK - Conspiracy Theory (1/1) VirginiaR #267648 11/28/15 08:00 PM
Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 9,509 USA VirginiaR OP Nobel Peace Prize Winner
OP VirginiaR Nobel Peace Prize Winner Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 9,509 USA	Okay, I reworked my story, fixing my math. Here's the breakdown of dates: 1966 - Clark born 1967 - Lois born 1976 - Clark orphaned 1977 - Batman makes his first appearance in Gotham City. Clark runs away from foster care & joins circus as "Dick Grayson". 1981 - Dick Grayson adopted by Bruce Wayne (Robin appears) - Clark's 15 1984 - Robin disappears (Dick/Clark goes to college) 1986 - Batman is injured / retires (aka disappears) 1989 - Dick/Clark graduates from college. "Batman" returns. 1990 - (New) Batman meets Vicki Vale 1991 - Arkham explodes apparently killing (new) Batman Early 1993 - Clark and Superman arrive in Metropolis Late 1993 - Superman doesn't return from saving Earth from Nightfall (yet, Clark still works at Daily Planet.) mid-1994 - Lois almost married Lex Luthor, realizes her mistake only after Clark leaves Metropolis 1995 - Flash arrives in Central City 1997 - Time of this story. VirginiaR. "On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling" --- "clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.

Re: FDK - Conspiracy Theory (1/1) VirginiaR #268158 12/27/15 08:17 AM
Joined: Apr 2007 Posts: 9,066 Likes: 31 Darth Michael Boards Chief Administrator Nobel Peace Prize Winner
Darth Michael Boards Chief Administrator Nobel Peace Prize Winner Joined: Apr 2007 Posts: 9,066 Likes: 31	Quote Oh, dear. I'm running behind again. Sorry, Michael. Oh dear. And a lost browser history made me miss this one Quote Me, too. Maybe Lynn SM will teach a class. Quote Really? I find being tired increases headaches. Yes, that’s step one. Quote Hmm….which one could that be…Supergirl? That's the one! It is funny, though. Kara’s quite a goof. Quote I just figured that ‘crazy person’ would be the more sane expectation? Iris is crazy therefore she's sane? LOIS: Duh! Quote CANON CLARK: I can't help correcting her. It's my nature. LOIS: Why Kryptonians died out. Quote I haven't caught up yet on S3 of Arrow. I don't recall his name. Quote I have to say that the sequel (with Catwoman and the Penguin) was better than the original. Yes, think so too. Still dark but more humor. Quote So, yes, since they live in a 2-D world. It's how Clark can get away changing behind objects where people on the other side of him could see him change, but we can't. Quote Yes, they do say that too much internet can corrupt even an innocent EW's mind. Been to certain message boards, I gather, huh? Quote CLARK: Every time we run low on Swiss chocolates… EW: So, never? Probably the safer assumption… Quote EW: I'll remember that. /has evil thoughts/ Oh boy. Michael Join us on the #loisclark Discord server! We talk about fanfic, our favorite show, life, and more! (It’s almost like the IRC days of old again!) I go by Michael on the Archives.

Re: FDK - Conspiracy Theory (1/1) VirginiaR #271785 09/21/16 11:22 PM
Joined: Aug 2012 Posts: 2,549 Detroit, Michigan J John Lambert Pulitzer
John Lambert Pulitzer J Joined: Aug 2012 Posts: 2,549 Detroit, Michigan	I realized a lot more on the second read. On the first one I totally missed how Iris was getting physically closer to Barry all through. I also missed the signs that it was not just Barry thinking Iris might figure out his identity as The Flash but that even at the start Iris was implying that she knew who he really was. The first read the Flash being Clark Kent seemed to out there. Even when I realized that Iris was right and the Grayson/Kent connection worked the Flash one was harder to believe. John Pack Lambert

Re: FDK - Conspiracy Theory (1/1) Lara Joelle Kent #271786 09/21/16 11:33 PM
Joined: Aug 2012 Posts: 2,549 Detroit, Michigan J John Lambert Pulitzer
John Lambert Pulitzer J Joined: Aug 2012 Posts: 2,549 Detroit, Michigan	There was an episode on Smallville where Lois esentially dresses up as Wonderwoman. John Pack Lambert

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