Writing Gremlins (1/1)
by Lynn S. M.
The following secretly recorded dialogue may ring true to authors everywhere.
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“Glimru, status report.”
“I intercepted ten authors’ lcficmbs submissions. All told, I inserted thirty typos, deleted twenty words, and added five runon sentences.”
“Try to add more grammar errors. Keep these humans humble. Don’t ever let them think they can write an entire story with no mistakes. Every peace of fiction should have at least one misspelling, one omission a word, and one syntax errors.”
“Yes, Ma’am”
“Keep up the good work.”
