Hi Bek!
Clark can’t ever refuse Lois, even if it means...
Hey, that’s not true! He did refuse her offer of uninhibited monkey sex when she was drugged out of her mind.
CLARK: No that’s incorrect. Remember how I gave in on the next morning? Ahm I mean, yes of course I refused a drugged Lois.
Thank you to KSaraSara for her help, again! smile This is officially my first under-500-word fic. Enjoy!
I so need to talk to Sara because her bad influence is getting out of hand. Its starting to be an epidemic!
“Absolutely not. No way, Lois. Not a chance. We’re not going to—”
Oh, it’s this challenge!
She handed him the pen, and he sighed with resignation as he signed his name next to hers and then slid the list back across the table. The woman manning the booth handed them their contestant cards.
Karaoke contest?
“You two are numbers 24 and 25. The line starts through that door there,”
Oh, list of contestants, not list of songs they going to perform as a couple. I mean duet. Yes, duet, not couple.
I don’t know why you’re so opposed to this, Clark. Your costume is…well, honestly it looks like the real thing.
Oops, a costume contest. So, is he dressed as Batman or the Flash?
“Uh, well, a friend let me borrow it,” Clark said evasively.
Batman it is.
“Yours is pretty good too.”
Catwoman?
“Thanks! It’s actually Lucy’s. She’s a huge fan.”
No, Wonder Woman
“Numbers 24 and 25? You’re a team, right? You’re up. Good luck!”
Oh, Batgirl.
Lois lowered her eye mask, pulled the hood over her head,
Darn it, who is she?
“Come on, Batman. The Dynamic Duo is gonna win this thing!”
Robin???
Bruce will never let me live this one down.
So, I was half right. You do need to solve the Robin-thing though. Also, great title with a double
comically conned indeed
Michael